The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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523 kommentarer
Jaceper 24 dec, 2016 @ 2:48pm 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
xX_SkruBLorD_Xx 26 nov, 2016 @ 2:57pm 
its not working for me...
burny 18 nov, 2016 @ 2:45pm 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBin 5 nov, 2016 @ 9:20am 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29 okt, 2016 @ 7:08pm 
nice
_termiom 17 okt, 2016 @ 2:12am 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 okt, 2016 @ 11:58pm 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28 sep, 2016 @ 3:41am 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
PKMNTrainerSteve 27 sep, 2016 @ 5:02pm 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9 sep, 2016 @ 9:24pm 
Perfección :'v
#2_:3 31 aug, 2016 @ 8:52pm 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27 aug, 2016 @ 2:32pm 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
BlackVision 20 jul, 2016 @ 7:43pm 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 jun, 2016 @ 12:30pm 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 28 maj, 2016 @ 11:41pm 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23 maj, 2016 @ 10:19pm 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 mar, 2016 @ 8:35am 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Lilith The Thicc Lord :^) 👌 7 mar, 2016 @ 2:18pm 
nice
IIRoguePlunexII 20 feb, 2016 @ 8:09am 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 jan, 2016 @ 12:20pm 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 20 jan, 2016 @ 8:24am 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8 jan, 2016 @ 5:30pm 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 dec, 2015 @ 2:16pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 dec, 2015 @ 7:59pm 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Anginox 29 nov, 2015 @ 3:03am 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 nov, 2015 @ 12:21am 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Backpack Rowlet 24 okt, 2015 @ 7:15am 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [skapare] 21 okt, 2015 @ 7:46pm 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Backpack Rowlet 21 okt, 2015 @ 3:51pm 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [skapare] 21 okt, 2015 @ 3:48pm 
Why wouldn't it be?
Backpack Rowlet 21 okt, 2015 @ 3:46pm 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 sep, 2015 @ 4:51pm 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20 sep, 2015 @ 7:05am 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 sep, 2015 @ 9:51am 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 1 sep, 2015 @ 10:14pm 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 aug, 2015 @ 5:22pm 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
WannabeSceneKid 30 aug, 2015 @ 6:04am 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 aug, 2015 @ 4:56pm 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
tfw half of your headset breaks 11 aug, 2015 @ 10:10pm 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9 aug, 2015 @ 2:56pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 aug, 2015 @ 1:05pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 jul, 2015 @ 1:01pm 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18 jul, 2015 @ 10:11am 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 jul, 2015 @ 6:45am 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 jun, 2015 @ 2:14pm 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 jun, 2015 @ 7:12am 
This is the best mod in existance
inconsistent 13 jun, 2015 @ 9:55am 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22 maj, 2015 @ 7:14pm 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 maj, 2015 @ 10:48am 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Chance4doom 12 maj, 2015 @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"