The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Lurtle 23 jul @ 1:01pm 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 jul @ 10:11am 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 jul @ 6:45am 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 jun @ 2:14pm 
BEST MOD EVER!
The EOTL Soldier 17 jun @ 7:12am 
This is the best mod in existance
putnamehere 13 jun @ 9:55am 
xD great mod
Watercolour Gambler [Tony] 22 maj @ 7:14pm 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 maj @ 10:48am 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Docklen 12 maj @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 maj @ 5:53am 
Ah, most excellent.
kzury 6 maj @ 11:44am 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [skapare] 24 apr @ 4:38pm 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 apr @ 6:17am 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 apr @ 11:52pm 
the best mod LOL
springtrap 15 apr @ 2:50pm 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap 15 apr @ 2:47pm 
one deadly arrow o-o
Dont talk to me 10 mar @ 2:08am 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan 27 feb @ 6:04pm 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 feb @ 9:59pm 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 feb @ 7:36pm 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 feb @ 8:49am 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 feb @ 11:24am 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
One shady mother fucker 5 feb @ 1:54pm 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Enmar 19 jan @ 4:39pm 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 jan @ 2:20pm 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [skapare] 15 dec, 2014 @ 1:42pm 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos 15 dec, 2014 @ 8:07am 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura 3 dec, 2014 @ 10:20pm 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
uncleviki 15 nov, 2014 @ 8:17am 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ 20 okt, 2014 @ 3:48pm 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor 15 okt, 2014 @ 3:57pm 
Justice!
GarethDeux 12 okt, 2014 @ 3:02pm 
Simply splendid.
Chi 27 sep, 2014 @ 1:18pm 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs 16 sep, 2014 @ 12:07pm 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RogueAI 5 sep, 2014 @ 11:53am 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk 1 sep, 2014 @ 11:51am 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
Doc Scratch 21 aug, 2014 @ 1:43am 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [skapare] 20 aug, 2014 @ 4:32pm 
Have you left the area for a few days?
Doc Scratch 20 aug, 2014 @ 2:43am 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [skapare] 19 aug, 2014 @ 3:15pm 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
Doc Scratch 19 aug, 2014 @ 9:07am 
D:

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) 17 aug, 2014 @ 9:38pm 
Finally.
dark_matter_mobius 14 aug, 2014 @ 8:42pm 
It isn't as annoying once you know what it really means: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:What_%22Arrow_To_The_Knee%22_Really_Means
dejak 8 aug, 2014 @ 10:26pm 
arrow in the knee = married
michelle.bourgoyne 25 jul, 2014 @ 4:27pm 
The "sweetrolls" mod didn't say exactly what would happen. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
Slendy 21 jul, 2014 @ 9:16pm 
yes Yes YESS
(G-S.N) Chicago Ben 10 jul, 2014 @ 5:56pm 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
@DjZeBeR 3 jul, 2014 @ 3:10am 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.