The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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523 kommentarer
Jaceper 24 dec, 2016 @ 14:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26 nov, 2016 @ 14:57 
its not working for me...
BOT Keith 18 nov, 2016 @ 14:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDoctorBin 5 nov, 2016 @ 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29 okt, 2016 @ 19:08 
nice
Chromium Trioxide 17 okt, 2016 @ 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 okt, 2016 @ 23:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28 sep, 2016 @ 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
just steve 27 sep, 2016 @ 17:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9 sep, 2016 @ 21:24 
Perfección :'v
#2_:3 31 aug, 2016 @ 20:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27 aug, 2016 @ 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
The BlackVision 20 jul, 2016 @ 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 jun, 2016 @ 12:30 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 28 maj, 2016 @ 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23 maj, 2016 @ 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 mar, 2016 @ 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Bluby The Ruby 7 mar, 2016 @ 14:18 
nice
Comic Sans 20 feb, 2016 @ 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 jan, 2016 @ 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 20 jan, 2016 @ 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8 jan, 2016 @ 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 dec, 2015 @ 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
George W. Bush 14 dec, 2015 @ 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
bell 29 nov, 2015 @ 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 nov, 2015 @ 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
puddipuddi 24 okt, 2015 @ 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [skapare] 21 okt, 2015 @ 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
puddipuddi 21 okt, 2015 @ 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [skapare] 21 okt, 2015 @ 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
puddipuddi 21 okt, 2015 @ 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 sep, 2015 @ 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20 sep, 2015 @ 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 sep, 2015 @ 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 1 sep, 2015 @ 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 aug, 2015 @ 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
MoldyLunchBoxx 30 aug, 2015 @ 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 aug, 2015 @ 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 aug, 2015 @ 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9 aug, 2015 @ 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 aug, 2015 @ 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 jul, 2015 @ 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18 jul, 2015 @ 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 jul, 2015 @ 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 jun, 2015 @ 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 jun, 2015 @ 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
Smile 13 jun, 2015 @ 9:55 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22 maj, 2015 @ 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 maj, 2015 @ 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
UNKNOWN 12 maj, 2015 @ 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"