The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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508 comentarios
jeanniecanelli 27 de mar. a las 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Squidity く コ:彡 7 de mar. a las 14:18 
nice
xXItzKittyXx 20 de feb. a las 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 de ene. a las 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Wandering Witch 20 de ene. a las 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 8 de ene. a las 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 dic. 2015 a las 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 dic. 2015 a las 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
mi disp 29 nov. 2015 a las 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 nov. 2015 a las 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 24 oct. 2015 a las 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 oct. 2015 a las 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 21 oct. 2015 a las 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 oct. 2015 a las 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 21 oct. 2015 a las 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 sep. 2015 a las 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Salty 20 sep. 2015 a las 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 sep. 2015 a las 9:51 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard 1 sep. 2015 a las 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 ago. 2015 a las 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
WannabeSceneKid 30 ago. 2015 a las 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 ago. 2015 a las 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 ago. 2015 a las 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Loafy, the Mentally Disturbed 9 ago. 2015 a las 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9 ago. 2015 a las 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 jul. 2015 a las 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 jul. 2015 a las 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 jul. 2015 a las 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 jun. 2015 a las 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 jun. 2015 a las 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
Turtlesarepeople2 13 jun. 2015 a las 9:55 
xD great mod
Wilson P. Higgsbury 22 mayo 2015 a las 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 mayo 2015 a las 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paathurnax 12 mayo 2015 a las 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 mayo 2015 a las 5:53 
Ah, most excellent.
Rize 6 mayo 2015 a las 11:44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 24 abr. 2015 a las 16:38 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 abr. 2015 a las 6:17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 abr. 2015 a las 23:52 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou 15 abr. 2015 a las 14:50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou 15 abr. 2015 a las 14:47 
one deadly arrow o-o
Allan Doge 10 mar. 2015 a las 2:08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28 feb. 2015 a las 10:52 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
Jesus 27 feb. 2015 a las 18:04 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 feb. 2015 a las 21:59 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 feb. 2015 a las 19:36 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 feb. 2015 a las 8:49 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 feb. 2015 a las 11:24 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Jacket 5 feb. 2015 a las 13:54 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 ene. 2015 a las 13:30 
TALOS BE PRAISED!