The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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525 comentarios
Ariksbane 12 SEP a las 17:54 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
Crazey_Davey 25 JUL a las 23:26 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 24 DIC 2016 a las 14:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26 NOV 2016 a las 14:57 
its not working for me...
Polski 18 NOV 2016 a las 14:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBein (Memelord) 5 NOV 2016 a las 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29 OCT 2016 a las 19:08 
nice
Conorbi 17 OCT 2016 a las 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 OCT 2016 a las 23:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28 SEP 2016 a las 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
SteveLikesMetal 27 SEP 2016 a las 17:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9 SEP 2016 a las 21:24 
Perfección :'v
#2_:3 31 AGO 2016 a las 20:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27 AGO 2016 a las 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
The BlackVision 20 JUL 2016 a las 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 JUN 2016 a las 12:30 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 28 MAY 2016 a las 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23 MAY 2016 a las 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 MAR 2016 a las 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Tri445 7 MAR 2016 a las 14:18 
nice
PieceOfTrash 20 FEB 2016 a las 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 ENE 2016 a las 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Rose From Ash 20 ENE 2016 a las 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8 ENE 2016 a las 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 DIC 2015 a las 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
★ Fabulous ★ 14 DIC 2015 a las 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
AnginøX 29 NOV 2015 a las 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 NOV 2015 a las 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
ReDaCtEd 24 OCT 2015 a las 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 OCT 2015 a las 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
ReDaCtEd 21 OCT 2015 a las 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 OCT 2015 a las 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
ReDaCtEd 21 OCT 2015 a las 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 SEP 2015 a las 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20 SEP 2015 a las 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 SEP 2015 a las 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 1 SEP 2015 a las 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 AGO 2015 a las 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Filthy Ahri Main 30 AGO 2015 a las 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 AGO 2015 a las 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 AGO 2015 a las 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9 AGO 2015 a las 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 AGO 2015 a las 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 JUL 2015 a las 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18 JUL 2015 a las 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 JUL 2015 a las 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 JUN 2015 a las 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 JUN 2015 a las 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
Smile 13 JUN 2015 a las 9:55 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22 MAY 2015 a las 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)