The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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489 comentarios
RutilusFalx 30 de ago. a las 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
[F3AR]Foxy346 30 de ago. a las 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Ross The Emerald Fox 24 de ago. a las 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 de ago. a las 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Your Worst Nightmare 9 de ago. a las 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9 de ago. a las 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 de jul. a las 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 de jul. a las 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 de jul. a las 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 de jun. a las 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 17 de jun. a las 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
turtlllllllezzzzz 13 de jun. a las 9:55 
xD great mod
Viridi-On 22 de mayo a las 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 de mayo a las 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paarthurnax 12 de mayo a las 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 de mayo a las 5:53 
Ah, most excellent.
kzury 6 de mayo a las 11:44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 24 de abr. a las 16:38 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 de abr. a las 6:17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 de abr. a las 23:52 
the best mod LOL
springtrap 15 de abr. a las 14:50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap 15 de abr. a las 14:47 
one deadly arrow o-o
[Optic.G]Trio kills 10 de mar. a las 2:08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞❤ 28 de feb. a las 10:52 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan 27 de feb. a las 18:04 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 de feb. a las 21:59 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 de feb. a las 19:36 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 de feb. a las 8:49 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 de feb. a las 11:24 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Keme (tf2 trading) 5 de feb. a las 13:54 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 de ene. a las 13:30 
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Enmar 19 de ene. a las 16:39 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 de ene. a las 14:20 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 15 dic. 2014 a las 13:42 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos 15 dic. 2014 a las 8:07 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura 3 dic. 2014 a las 22:20 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
uncleviki 15 nov. 2014 a las 8:17 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ 20 oct. 2014 a las 15:48 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor 15 oct. 2014 a las 15:57 
Justice!
GarethDeux 12 oct. 2014 a las 15:02 
Simply splendid.
Chi 27 sep. 2014 a las 13:18 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs (the monkey) 16 sep. 2014 a las 12:07 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RogueAI 5 sep. 2014 a las 11:53 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk 1 sep. 2014 a las 11:51 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
D.A.R. 21 ago. 2014 a las 1:43 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 20 ago. 2014 a las 16:32 
Have you left the area for a few days?
D.A.R. 20 ago. 2014 a las 2:43 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 19 ago. 2014 a las 15:15 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
D.A.R. 19 ago. 2014 a las 9:07 
D:

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) 17 ago. 2014 a las 21:38 
Finally.