The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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523 comentarios
Jaceper 24 dic. 2016 a las 14:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
xX_SkruBLorD_Xx 26 nov. 2016 a las 14:57 
its not working for me...
burny 18 nov. 2016 a las 14:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBin 5 nov. 2016 a las 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29 oct. 2016 a las 19:08 
nice
_termiom 17 oct. 2016 a las 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 oct. 2016 a las 23:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28 sep. 2016 a las 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
PKMNTrainerSteve 27 sep. 2016 a las 17:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9 sep. 2016 a las 21:24 
Perfección :'v
#2_:3 31 ago. 2016 a las 20:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27 ago. 2016 a las 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
BlackVision 20 jul. 2016 a las 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 jun. 2016 a las 12:30 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 28 mayo 2016 a las 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23 mayo 2016 a las 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 mar. 2016 a las 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Lilith The Thicc Lord :^) 👌 7 mar. 2016 a las 14:18 
nice
IIRoguePlunexII 20 feb. 2016 a las 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 ene. 2016 a las 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 20 ene. 2016 a las 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8 ene. 2016 a las 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 dic. 2015 a las 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 dic. 2015 a las 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Anginox 29 nov. 2015 a las 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 nov. 2015 a las 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Backpack Rowlet 24 oct. 2015 a las 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 oct. 2015 a las 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Backpack Rowlet 21 oct. 2015 a las 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 oct. 2015 a las 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Backpack Rowlet 21 oct. 2015 a las 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 sep. 2015 a las 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20 sep. 2015 a las 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 sep. 2015 a las 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 1 sep. 2015 a las 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 ago. 2015 a las 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
WannabeSceneKid 30 ago. 2015 a las 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 ago. 2015 a las 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
tfw half of your headset breaks 11 ago. 2015 a las 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9 ago. 2015 a las 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 ago. 2015 a las 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 jul. 2015 a las 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18 jul. 2015 a las 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 jul. 2015 a las 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 jun. 2015 a las 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 jun. 2015 a las 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
inconsistent 13 jun. 2015 a las 9:55 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22 mayo 2015 a las 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 mayo 2015 a las 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Chance4doom 12 mayo 2015 a las 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"