Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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(G-S.N) Chicago Ben 6 小时以前 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
iDjZeBeR 7月3日上午3:10 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt 6月30日下午6:32 
this mod...
Infinatious 6月28日上午12:11 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 6月27日下午10:55 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
Infinatious 6月27日下午4:14 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt 6月16日下午3:59 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 6月15日上午12:22 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1
MIGIT-ZILLA 5月18日上午3:37 
salarian 5月7日下午4:44 
I couldn't stop laughing. Daedric punishment is great too but you can't loot gear. The kids enjoy the sweetrolls. I have unsubscribed only because I am going to use Nexus this run but I will be using several of your wonderful mods.
Taco Bell 5月3日下午4:42 
I salute to you sir.
StalkingEmu 5月3日下午3:24 
Greatest mod ever to exist. You deserve a thousand applauds for eeach time i've jabbed a knife in my ear for hearing arrow and knee in the same sentence.
gildenbananam 4月26日下午6:49 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I.... AAAAHHH!! (Dragonborn walks away from dead body)
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 4月21日下午2:46 
After some time
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 4月21日下午2:46 
Bodies disappear and guards respawn
Fluffy 4月21日下午1:55 
does it..... kill them? i dont want dead bodies everywhere.
KUBARK (BR RJ) 4月11日上午5:25 
megalomania 4月4日下午9:41 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 3月29日上午7:16 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola 3月23日上午12:08 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon 3月18日下午6:45 
your therapist 2月27日下午3:46 
a mod that the mention of a holding a weapon is punished
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2月10日下午9:29 
Try moving it to the bottom of your load order
Kyoshi 2月10日下午2:48 
installed this and the sweet roll one, but when he said about the arrow, nothing happened :(
Does this need anything to work?
-={UIA}=- PVT. Scurvyman21 2月10日下午12:22 
Get the mod that turn their dialogue to only say arrow in the knee. Best day ever
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2月8日下午3:14 
*The mighty Divines
AadamG 2月8日上午10:18 
The might Thor has answered our prayers!
ImmaBird 2月4日下午5:57 
muy custom dark elf guard he he eh prepare ti dai >:)
jacob.mccary 1月23日下午2:46 
Lol finally they die 4 bragging about there marriage and how they are settled down THOR HAS GIFTED US!
Lord Schoenfelder 1月14日上午9:42 
"Arrow to the knee" is an old Nordic saying for getting married! YOu BLOCK HEADS!
sndhomer 1月3日上午11:06 
Simsom4343 2013年12月29日下午3:35 
I loved it, It is awesome!
>greentext ›› 2013年12月28日下午1:55 
I combined this with a mod that makes guards incapable of saying anything but the arrow in the knee line :D
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2013年12月23日下午4:14 
Add me as a friend and I can say more. What I wrote there was what I remember without opening up the CK.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2013年12月23日下午4:13 
If you open up the CK you can eventually find the Guards' dialogue (hint: use the text search for lines you know that they say). Like all dialogue it has to be inside a quest - and you will find all the lines guards can say, and the conditions in which they say them. Dialogue can also have scripts attached to it. Then you find the script for the stormcall shout, the specific bit that causes lightning strikes, and it's just a little bit of work tweaking it and copying across into the dialogue. I think it works with very little changes - mostly you just need to reassign the Properties. (I cant actually remember exactly what I had to do, but you basically just knock it into shape until it works).
xFullArgon 2013年12月23日上午11:20 
Awesome mod. Could you explain or make a tutorial about how you did it?
liam.s.phoenix 2013年12月19日下午9:27 
My prayers have been answered!
Jams 2013年12月18日下午5:45 
"Instead of removing the speech option, let's strike them dead where they stand!"
I love it.

I'm going to get the sweet roll one too. Hate it when they say that.
Dragontamer39 2013年12月13日下午9:52 
This one is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Dragontamer39 2013年12月13日下午9:44 
Hey can you make a mod that involves the werewolf comment i hate it...Cuz would you like it if people hurled insults like "Ugh, Spending time with your hounds you smell like wet dog"
[WestMo] Buffalo 2013年12月10日下午6:26 
Lol... I Used to be and adventurer like u... then i too ZAP!
Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC 2013年12月9日上午10:05 
fk.zajko 2013年12月5日下午3:04 
Fab!! Also free gear to loot for players on lower levels! Wee hee!
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2013年12月1日下午1:47 
Liquid NinjaX314 2013年12月1日下午1:43 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE I definately have had interesting moments with this....especially forgetting that Ihave installed it...and then lightning.....hehehee
Zathmi 2013年11月3日下午5:26 
Love it!
=[o.W.n]= SaxxyGirl ◕‿◕ 2013年11月2日上午7:08 
Guards: I used to be an adventurer like you than I took an arrow to the knee.
~installed this mod~
Me: I dare you to say that again.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2013年10月31日下午1:59 
@chalf2000: Where? It may be a translation or my own Nexus mirror. But I would like to know where you have seen it.
KneeGrinderF4i 2013年10月31日上午11:50 
Absolutely hilarious
chalf2000 2013年10月31日上午9:34 
I've seen a mod exactly the same as this published elswhere...