The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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527 条留言
Frundor 10月25日下午4:58 
michaelaus69: Yeah, or punnishment for saying that i smell like a wet dog!
Maybe Hircine´s wild hunt for those guards? :D
michaelaus69 10月14日下午9:06 
I wish you had the same mod mentioning that they are reforming the Dawnguard. But this one is fun to use too.
NightStar 9月12日下午5:54 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
Crazey_Davey 7月25日下午11:26 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 2016年12月24日下午2:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 2016年11月26日下午2:57 
its not working for me...
Antwuan 2016年11月18日下午2:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBein (Memelord) 2016年11月5日上午9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 2016年10月29日下午7:08 
nice
OOFnSPOOF 2016年10月17日上午2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 2016年10月15日下午11:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 2016年9月28日上午3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
SteveLikesMetal 2016年9月27日下午5:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 2016年9月9日下午9:24 
Perfección :'v
#2_:3 2016年8月31日下午8:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 2016年8月27日下午2:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
The BlackVision 2016年7月20日下午7:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 2016年6月27日下午12:30 
My hero...
mintberrycrunch 2016年5月28日下午11:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 2016年5月23日下午10:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 2016年3月27日上午8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Trinity 2016年3月7日下午2:18 
nice
<3 2016年2月20日上午8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 2016年1月22日下午12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Rose From Ash 2016年1月20日上午8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 2016年1月8日下午5:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 2015年12月28日下午2:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
★ Fabulous ★ 2015年12月14日下午7:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
AnginøX 2015年11月29日上午3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 2015年11月8日上午12:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Azzule 2015年10月24日上午7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2015年10月21日下午7:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Azzule 2015年10月21日下午3:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2015年10月21日下午3:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Azzule 2015年10月21日下午3:46 
DG compatible?
Santa Bison Zabi 2015年9月21日下午4:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 2015年9月20日上午7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 2015年9月9日上午9:51 
This is hilarious.
Yeagen 2015年9月1日下午10:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 2015年8月30日下午5:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Princess qt 2015年8月30日上午6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 2015年8月24日下午4:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 2015年8月11日下午10:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 2015年8月9日下午2:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 2015年8月9日下午1:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 2015年7月23日下午1:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 2015年7月18日上午10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 2015年7月6日上午6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 2015年6月30日下午2:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 2015年6月17日上午7:12 
This is the best mod in existance