The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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514 条留言
nacho_23d 9月9日下午9:24 
Perfección :'v
kittehoverlord 8月31日下午8:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
Mr.Hoxton 8月27日下午2:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
BlackVision 7月20日下午7:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 6月27日下午12:30 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 5月28日下午11:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 5月23日下午10:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 3月27日上午8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Squidity く コ:彡 3月7日下午2:18 
nice
xXNyanKittensXx 2月20日上午8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 1月22日下午12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 1月20日上午8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 1月8日下午5:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 2015年12月28日下午2:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 2015年12月14日下午7:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Ravioli 2015年11月29日上午3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 2015年11月8日上午12:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 2015年10月24日上午7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2015年10月21日下午7:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 2015年10月21日下午3:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2015年10月21日下午3:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 2015年10月21日下午3:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 2015年9月21日下午4:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Salty 2015年9月20日上午7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 2015年9月9日上午9:51 
This is hilarious.
KABOOOM 2015年9月1日下午10:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 2015年8月30日下午5:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Fawxy ;3 2015年8月30日上午6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 2015年8月24日下午4:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 2015年8月11日下午10:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̲̼̀̉́͞͝ 2015年8月9日下午2:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 2015年8月9日下午1:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 2015年7月23日下午1:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 2015年7月18日上午10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 2015年7月6日上午6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 2015年6月30日下午2:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 2015年6月17日上午7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
Gandalf The Grey 2015年6月13日上午9:55 
xD great mod
cinnadude 2015年5月22日下午7:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 2015年5月21日上午10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Unknowingname02 2015年5月12日下午9:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 2015年5月12日上午5:53 
Ah, most excellent.
Lorian 2015年5月6日上午11:44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2015年4月24日下午4:38 
Yes
GreenChoc 2015年4月24日上午6:17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 2015年4月19日下午11:52 
the best mod LOL
Murder! Sans 2015年4月15日下午2:50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Murder! Sans 2015年4月15日下午2:47 
one deadly arrow o-o
Mr.322 2015年3月10日上午2:08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 2015年2月28日上午10:52 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No