The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Комментариев: 505
piercepd 22 янв в 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Liz Hawke 20 янв в 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 8 янв в 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 дек, 2015 в 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 дек, 2015 в 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Jikazushikikutaku 29 ноя, 2015 в 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 ноя, 2015 в 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 24 окт, 2015 в 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 21 окт, 2015 в 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 21 окт, 2015 в 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 21 окт, 2015 в 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 21 окт, 2015 в 15:46 
DG compatible?
Ligoragor Bison Zabi 21 сен, 2015 в 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
❤ Companion Cube ❤ 20 сен, 2015 в 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 сен, 2015 в 9:51 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard 1 сен, 2015 в 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 авг, 2015 в 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
[F3AR]Foxxy346 30 авг, 2015 в 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 авг, 2015 в 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 авг, 2015 в 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
๖ۣۜⒼⓗⓔⓝⓖⓘⓢ 9 авг, 2015 в 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9 авг, 2015 в 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 июл, 2015 в 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 июл, 2015 в 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 июл, 2015 в 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 июн, 2015 в 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal [Scrapbanking!] 17 июн, 2015 в 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
iamturtlez 13 июн, 2015 в 9:55 
xD great mod
Scoutzi [049] 22 мая, 2015 в 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 мая, 2015 в 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paathurnax 12 мая, 2015 в 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 мая, 2015 в 5:53 
Ah, most excellent.
RIKKE 6 мая, 2015 в 11:44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 24 апр, 2015 в 16:38 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 апр, 2015 в 6:17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 апр, 2015 в 23:52 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou 15 апр, 2015 в 14:50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou 15 апр, 2015 в 14:47 
one deadly arrow o-o
Doge army 10 мар, 2015 в 2:08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28 фев, 2015 в 10:52 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
TR-8R 27 фев, 2015 в 18:04 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 фев, 2015 в 21:59 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 фев, 2015 в 19:36 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 фев, 2015 в 8:49 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 фев, 2015 в 11:24 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Old Hoxton 5 фев, 2015 в 13:54 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 янв, 2015 в 13:30 
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Uzumati 19 янв, 2015 в 16:39 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 янв, 2015 в 14:20 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 15 дек, 2014 в 13:42 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!