Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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KUBARK (BR RJ) 11 апр @ 5:25 
HUHEUHEUHE, this is TROLL
megalomania 4 апр @ 21:41 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 29 мар @ 7:16 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola 23 мар @ 0:08 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon 18 мар @ 18:45 
finally.
The Ghandi Effect 27 фев @ 15:46 
a mod that the mention of a holding a weapon is punished
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 10 фев @ 21:29 
Try moving it to the bottom of your load order
Kyoshi 10 фев @ 14:48 
installed this and the sweet roll one, but when he said about the arrow, nothing happened :(
Does this need anything to work?
-={UIA}=- PVT. Scurvyman21 10 фев @ 12:22 
Get the mod that turn their dialogue to only say arrow in the knee. Best day ever
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 8 фев @ 15:14 
*The mighty Divines
AadamG 8 фев @ 10:18 
The might Thor has answered our prayers!
ImmaBird 4 фев @ 17:57 
muy custom dark elf guard he he eh prepare ti dai >:)
jacob.mccary 23 янв @ 14:46 
Lol finally they die 4 bragging about there marriage and how they are settled down THOR HAS GIFTED US!
Lord Schoenfelder 14 янв @ 9:42 
"Arrow to the knee" is an old Nordic saying for getting married! YOu BLOCK HEADS!
sndhomer 3 янв @ 11:06 
awesome
Simsom4343 29 дек, 2013 @ 15:35 
I loved it, It is awesome!
SEAL O GREEN 28 дек, 2013 @ 13:55 
I combined this with a mod that makes guards incapable of saying anything but the arrow in the knee line :D
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 23 дек, 2013 @ 16:14 
Add me as a friend and I can say more. What I wrote there was what I remember without opening up the CK.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 23 дек, 2013 @ 16:13 
If you open up the CK you can eventually find the Guards' dialogue (hint: use the text search for lines you know that they say). Like all dialogue it has to be inside a quest - and you will find all the lines guards can say, and the conditions in which they say them. Dialogue can also have scripts attached to it. Then you find the script for the stormcall shout, the specific bit that causes lightning strikes, and it's just a little bit of work tweaking it and copying across into the dialogue. I think it works with very little changes - mostly you just need to reassign the Properties. (I cant actually remember exactly what I had to do, but you basically just knock it into shape until it works).
xFullArgon 23 дек, 2013 @ 11:20 
Awesome mod. Could you explain or make a tutorial about how you did it?
liam.s.phoenix 19 дек, 2013 @ 21:27 
My prayers have been answered!
Jams 18 дек, 2013 @ 17:45 
"Instead of removing the speech option, let's strike them dead where they stand!"
I love it.

I'm going to get the sweet roll one too. Hate it when they say that.
Dragontamer39 13 дек, 2013 @ 21:52 
This one is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Dragontamer39 13 дек, 2013 @ 21:44 
Hey can you make a mod that involves the werewolf comment i hate it...Cuz would you like it if people hurled insults like "Ugh, Spending time with your hounds you smell like wet dog"
Kaka-Carrot-Cake 10 дек, 2013 @ 18:26 
Lol... I Used to be and adventurer like u... then i too ZAP!
Borg Number One 9 дек, 2013 @ 10:05 
THE BEST MOD
fk.zajko 5 дек, 2013 @ 15:04 
Fab!! Also free gear to loot for players on lower levels! Wee hee!
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 1 дек, 2013 @ 13:47 
LOL :D
NinjaX314 1 дек, 2013 @ 13:43 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE I definately have had interesting moments with this....especially forgetting that Ihave installed it...and then lightning.....hehehee
Zathmi 3 ноя, 2013 @ 17:26 
Love it!
-[FF][P2P]- SaxxyGirl ◕‿◕ 2 ноя, 2013 @ 7:08 
Guards: I used to be an adventurer like you than I took an arrow to the knee.
~installed this mod~
Me: I dare you to say that again.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 31 окт, 2013 @ 13:59 
@chalf2000: Where? It may be a translation or my own Nexus mirror. But I would like to know where you have seen it.
KneeGrinderF4i 31 окт, 2013 @ 11:50 
Absolutely hilarious
chalf2000 31 окт, 2013 @ 9:34 
I've seen a mod exactly the same as this published elswhere...
Yuyuimg 23 окт, 2013 @ 8:41 
okay, thanks! Awesome mod btw
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 22 окт, 2013 @ 13:20 
They should disappear and respawn at the normal game pace for that, which I am not sure about exactly, but probably a few in-game days.
Yuyuimg 22 окт, 2013 @ 13:01 
Do guards respawn and the bodies disappear after a while? And how long does it take?
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 10 окт, 2013 @ 18:28 
@Gunny the Druid: There's a good chance it won't - to make sure, place this mod higher up in your mod load order (using the Launcher -> Data menu), that way if there's a conflict, RNG guards will win out, and this mod simply won't take effect (rather than breaking anything).
ARC Gunner Gunny 10 окт, 2013 @ 13:53 
Will this conflict with RNG guards?
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 4 окт, 2013 @ 0:05 
@Mr.Mercury: Yes it does, although the lightning bolt effect often fails to appear, so the guards just look as though they've been zapped with electricity from nowhere.
Mr Mercury 3 окт, 2013 @ 20:08 
does it work on guards indoors?
Smurfy8374 25 сен, 2013 @ 19:53 
just subscribed cause i love the sound of this mod & the sweetroll one will be subscribed to shortly simply cause i find that most guards comments are annoying
Izlawake 17 сен, 2013 @ 10:02 
I foresee lots of E pressing with guards from now on.
[DFS]Dj_Ender 30 авг, 2013 @ 6:39 
Most of guards are now dead because of this + the sweetroll punishment mod....
Brisix 21 авг, 2013 @ 12:58 
@Turn_on_a_Dime okay thanks a lot, got 33 mods i dont want to test them all now but thanks ;)
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 20 авг, 2013 @ 22:01 
@Triple Nipple Dot: That means there might be some other mod conflicting with this one
Brisix 20 авг, 2013 @ 13:37 
they dont explode after this sentence, nothing happends
Sweet Jesus Tender Bunz 19 авг, 2013 @ 0:00 
Yea i guess... still nice mod
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 18 авг, 2013 @ 23:43 
True, vids are nice. But there's heaps of vid links in the description.
Sweet Jesus Tender Bunz 18 авг, 2013 @ 2:48 
Hehe, but u should add a vid