The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Комментариев: 527
Frundor 25 окт в 16:58 
michaelaus69: Yeah, or punnishment for saying that i smell like a wet dog!
Maybe Hircine´s wild hunt for those guards? :D
michaelaus69 14 окт в 21:06 
I wish you had the same mod mentioning that they are reforming the Dawnguard. But this one is fun to use too.
Ariksbane 12 сен в 17:54 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
Crazey_Davey 25 июл в 23:26 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 24 дек. 2016 в 14:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26 ноя. 2016 в 14:57 
its not working for me...
Jean-Claude 18 ноя. 2016 в 14:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBein (Memelord) 5 ноя. 2016 в 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29 окт. 2016 в 19:08 
nice
OOFnSPOOF 17 окт. 2016 в 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 окт. 2016 в 23:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28 сен. 2016 в 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
SteveLikesMetal 27 сен. 2016 в 17:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9 сен. 2016 в 21:24 
Perfección :'v
kittehoverlord 31 авг. 2016 в 20:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27 авг. 2016 в 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
The BlackVision 20 июл. 2016 в 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 июн. 2016 в 12:30 
My hero...
mintberrycrunch 28 мая. 2016 в 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23 мая. 2016 в 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 мар. 2016 в 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Trinity 7 мар. 2016 в 14:18 
nice
IIRoguePhoenixII 20 фев. 2016 в 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 янв. 2016 в 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Rose From Ash 20 янв. 2016 в 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8 янв. 2016 в 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 дек. 2015 в 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
★ Fabulous ★ 14 дек. 2015 в 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
AnginøX 29 ноя. 2015 в 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 ноя. 2015 в 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Azzule 24 окт. 2015 в 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 21 окт. 2015 в 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Azzule 21 окт. 2015 в 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 21 окт. 2015 в 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Azzule 21 окт. 2015 в 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison "The AlBhed Massacre" Zabi 21 сен. 2015 в 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20 сен. 2015 в 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 сен. 2015 в 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 1 сен. 2015 в 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 авг. 2015 в 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Princess qt 30 авг. 2015 в 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 авг. 2015 в 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 авг. 2015 в 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9 авг. 2015 в 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 авг. 2015 в 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 июл. 2015 в 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18 июл. 2015 в 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 июл. 2015 в 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 июн. 2015 в 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 июн. 2015 в 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance