The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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508 comentarii
jeanniecanelli 27 mart. @ 8:35am 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Squidity く コ:彡 7 mart. @ 2:18pm 
nice
xXItzKittyXx 20 feb. @ 8:09am 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 ian. @ 12:20pm 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Wandering Witch 20 ian. @ 8:24am 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 8 ian. @ 5:30pm 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 dec., 2015 @ 2:16pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 dec., 2015 @ 7:59pm 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Epinefrina 29 nov., 2015 @ 3:03am 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 nov., 2015 @ 12:21am 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 24 oct., 2015 @ 7:15am 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 oct., 2015 @ 7:46pm 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 21 oct., 2015 @ 3:51pm 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 oct., 2015 @ 3:48pm 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 21 oct., 2015 @ 3:46pm 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 sept., 2015 @ 4:51pm 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Salty 20 sept., 2015 @ 7:05am 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 sept., 2015 @ 9:51am 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard 1 sept., 2015 @ 10:14pm 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 aug., 2015 @ 5:22pm 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
WannabeSceneKid 30 aug., 2015 @ 6:04am 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 aug., 2015 @ 4:56pm 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 aug., 2015 @ 10:10pm 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Loafy, the Mentally Disturbed 9 aug., 2015 @ 2:56pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9 aug., 2015 @ 1:05pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 iul., 2015 @ 1:01pm 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 iul., 2015 @ 10:11am 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 iul., 2015 @ 6:45am 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 iun., 2015 @ 2:14pm 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 iun., 2015 @ 7:12am 
This is the best mod in existance
Turtlesarepeople2 13 iun., 2015 @ 9:55am 
xD great mod
Wilson P. Higgsbury 22 mai, 2015 @ 7:14pm 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 mai, 2015 @ 10:48am 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paathurnax 12 mai, 2015 @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 mai, 2015 @ 5:53am 
Ah, most excellent.
Rize 6 mai, 2015 @ 11:44am 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 24 apr., 2015 @ 4:38pm 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 apr., 2015 @ 6:17am 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 apr., 2015 @ 11:52pm 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou 15 apr., 2015 @ 2:50pm 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou 15 apr., 2015 @ 2:47pm 
one deadly arrow o-o
Allan Doge 10 mart., 2015 @ 2:08am 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28 feb., 2015 @ 10:52am 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
Jesus 27 feb., 2015 @ 6:04pm 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 feb., 2015 @ 9:59pm 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 feb., 2015 @ 7:36pm 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 feb., 2015 @ 8:49am 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 feb., 2015 @ 11:24am 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Jacket 5 feb., 2015 @ 1:54pm 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 ian., 2015 @ 1:30pm 
TALOS BE PRAISED!