The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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490 Comentarii
MMMMMMMMMMM 1 sept. @ 10:14pm 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 aug. @ 5:22pm 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
[F3AR]Foxy346 30 aug. @ 6:04am 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Ross The Emerald Fox 24 aug. @ 4:56pm 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 aug. @ 10:10pm 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Your Worst Nightmare 9 aug. @ 2:56pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9 aug. @ 1:05pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 iul. @ 1:01pm 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 iul. @ 10:11am 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 iul. @ 6:45am 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 iun. @ 2:14pm 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 17 iun. @ 7:12am 
This is the best mod in existance
turtlllllllezzzzz 13 iun. @ 9:55am 
xD great mod
Viridi-On 22 mai @ 7:14pm 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 mai @ 10:48am 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paarthurnax 12 mai @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 mai @ 5:53am 
Ah, most excellent.
kzury 6 mai @ 11:44am 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 24 apr. @ 4:38pm 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 apr. @ 6:17am 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 apr. @ 11:52pm 
the best mod LOL
springtrap 15 apr. @ 2:50pm 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap 15 apr. @ 2:47pm 
one deadly arrow o-o
[Optic.G]Trio kills 10 mart. @ 2:08am 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan 27 feb. @ 6:04pm 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 feb. @ 9:59pm 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 feb. @ 7:36pm 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 feb. @ 8:49am 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 feb. @ 11:24am 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Keme (tf2 trading) 5 feb. @ 1:54pm 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Enmar 19 ian. @ 4:39pm 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 ian. @ 2:20pm 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 15 dec., 2014 @ 1:42pm 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos 15 dec., 2014 @ 8:07am 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura 3 dec., 2014 @ 10:20pm 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
uncleviki 15 nov., 2014 @ 8:17am 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ 20 oct., 2014 @ 3:48pm 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor 15 oct., 2014 @ 3:57pm 
Justice!
GarethDeux 12 oct., 2014 @ 3:02pm 
Simply splendid.
Chi 27 sept., 2014 @ 1:18pm 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs (the monkey) 16 sept., 2014 @ 12:07pm 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RogueAI 5 sept., 2014 @ 11:53am 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk 1 sept., 2014 @ 11:51am 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
... 21 aug., 2014 @ 1:43am 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 20 aug., 2014 @ 4:32pm 
Have you left the area for a few days?
... 20 aug., 2014 @ 2:43am 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 19 aug., 2014 @ 3:15pm 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
... 19 aug., 2014 @ 9:07am 
D:

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?