The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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523 comentários
Jaceper 24 Dez, 2016 às 14:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26 Nov, 2016 às 14:57 
its not working for me...
BOT Keith 18 Nov, 2016 às 14:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBein (Memelord) 5 Nov, 2016 às 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29 Out, 2016 às 19:08 
nice
Conorbi 17 Out, 2016 às 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 Out, 2016 às 23:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28 Set, 2016 às 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
SteveLikesMetal 27 Set, 2016 às 17:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9 Set, 2016 às 21:24 
Perfección :'v
#2_:3 31 Ago, 2016 às 20:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27 Ago, 2016 às 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
The BlackVision 20 Jul, 2016 às 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 Jun, 2016 às 12:30 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 28 Mai, 2016 às 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23 Mai, 2016 às 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 Mar, 2016 às 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Bluby The Ruby 7 Mar, 2016 às 14:18 
nice
20 Fev, 2016 às 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 Jan, 2016 às 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 20 Jan, 2016 às 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8 Jan, 2016 às 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 Dez, 2015 às 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
George W. Bush 14 Dez, 2015 às 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
AnginoX 29 Nov, 2015 às 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 Nov, 2015 às 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
puddipuddi 24 Out, 2015 às 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 Out, 2015 às 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
puddipuddi 21 Out, 2015 às 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 Out, 2015 às 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
puddipuddi 21 Out, 2015 às 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 Set, 2015 às 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20 Set, 2015 às 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 Set, 2015 às 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 1 Set, 2015 às 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 Ago, 2015 às 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
MoldyLunchBoxx 30 Ago, 2015 às 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 Ago, 2015 às 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 Ago, 2015 às 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9 Ago, 2015 às 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 Ago, 2015 às 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 Jul, 2015 às 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18 Jul, 2015 às 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 Jul, 2015 às 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 Jun, 2015 às 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 Jun, 2015 às 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
Smile 13 Jun, 2015 às 9:55 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22 Mai, 2015 às 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 Mai, 2015 às 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Chance4doom 12 Mai, 2015 às 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"