Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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FerarriWrecker™ Há 17 horas 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 Fev às 19:36 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 Fev às 8:49 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 Fev às 11:24 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Dj keme the white wolf 5 Fev às 13:54 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Hint Salesman 27 Jan às 13:30 
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Enmar 19 Jan às 16:39 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 Jan às 14:20 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 15 Dez, 2014 às 13:42 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
makos_kos 15 Dez, 2014 às 8:07 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura 3 Dez, 2014 às 22:20 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
Pentagrille 15 Nov, 2014 às 8:17 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin 20 Out, 2014 às 15:48 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor 15 Out, 2014 às 15:57 
Justice!
GarethDeux 12 Out, 2014 às 15:02 
Simply splendid.
Chi 27 Set, 2014 às 13:18 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs 16 Set, 2014 às 12:07 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RoguePolιze 5 Set, 2014 às 11:53 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk 1 Set, 2014 às 11:51 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
‏‏ 21 Ago, 2014 às 1:43 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 20 Ago, 2014 às 16:32 
Have you left the area for a few days?
‏‏ 20 Ago, 2014 às 2:43 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 19 Ago, 2014 às 15:15 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
‏‏ 19 Ago, 2014 às 9:07 
D:

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) 17 Ago, 2014 às 21:38 
Finally.
dark_matter_mobius 14 Ago, 2014 às 20:42 
It isn't as annoying once you know what it really means: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:What_%22Arrow_To_The_Knee%22_Really_Means
[Al]dejak 8 Ago, 2014 às 22:26 
arrow in the knee = married
michelle.bourgoyne 25 Jul, 2014 às 16:27 
The "sweetrolls" mod didn't say exactly what would happen. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
Slendy 21 Jul, 2014 às 21:16 
yes Yes YESS
(G-S.N) Chicago Ben 10 Jul, 2014 às 17:56 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
@DjZeBeR 3 Jul, 2014 às 3:10 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt 30 Jun, 2014 às 18:32 
this mod...
Infinatious 28 Jun, 2014 às 0:11 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 27 Jun, 2014 às 22:55 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428
Infinatious 27 Jun, 2014 às 16:14 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt 16 Jun, 2014 às 15:59 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 15 Jun, 2014 às 0:22 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1
MIGIT-ZILLA 18 Mai, 2014 às 3:37 
LOL >D
salarian 7 Mai, 2014 às 16:44 
I couldn't stop laughing. Daedric punishment is great too but you can't loot gear. The kids enjoy the sweetrolls. I have unsubscribed only because I am going to use Nexus this run but I will be using several of your wonderful mods.
JHGuitar2000 3 Mai, 2014 às 16:42 
I salute to you sir.
StalkingEmu 3 Mai, 2014 às 15:24 
Greatest mod ever to exist. You deserve a thousand applauds for eeach time i've jabbed a knife in my ear for hearing arrow and knee in the same sentence.
gildenbananam 26 Abr, 2014 às 18:49 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I.... AAAAHHH!! (Dragonborn walks away from dead body)
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 Abr, 2014 às 14:46 
After some time
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 Abr, 2014 às 14:46 
Bodies disappear and guards respawn
Fluffy 21 Abr, 2014 às 13:55 
does it..... kill them? i dont want dead bodies everywhere.
KUBARK (BR RJ) 11 Abr, 2014 às 5:25 
HUHEUHEUHE, this is TROLL
megalomania 4 Abr, 2014 às 21:41 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 29 Mar, 2014 às 7:16 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola 23 Mar, 2014 às 0:08 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon 18 Mar, 2014 às 18:45 
finally.