The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Lurtle 23 Jul às 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 Jul às 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 Jul às 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 Jun às 14:14 
The EOTL Soldier 17 Jun às 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
putnamehere 13 Jun às 9:55 
xD great mod
Springthyme 22 Mai às 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 Mai às 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Docklen 12 Mai às 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 Mai às 5:53 
Ah, most excellent.
kzury 6 Mai às 11:44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 24 Abr às 16:38 
GreenChoc 24 Abr às 6:17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 Abr às 23:52 
the best mod LOL
springtrap 15 Abr às 14:50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap 15 Abr às 14:47 
one deadly arrow o-o
Chen Bot 10 Mar às 2:08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan 27 Fev às 18:04 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 Fev às 21:59 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 Fev às 19:36 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 Fev às 8:49 
Jamma77 6 Fev às 11:24 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
One shady mother fucker 5 Fev às 13:54 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
Enmar 19 Jan às 16:39 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 Jan às 14:20 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 15 Dez, 2014 às 13:42 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this:
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos 15 Dez, 2014 às 8:07 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura 3 Dez, 2014 às 22:20 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
uncleviki 15 Nov, 2014 às 8:17 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ 20 Out, 2014 às 15:48 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor 15 Out, 2014 às 15:57 
GarethDeux 12 Out, 2014 às 15:02 
Simply splendid.
Chi 27 Set, 2014 às 13:18 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs (the monkey) 16 Set, 2014 às 12:07 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RogueAI 5 Set, 2014 às 11:53 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk 1 Set, 2014 às 11:51 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
Doc Scratch 21 Ago, 2014 às 1:43 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 20 Ago, 2014 às 16:32 
Have you left the area for a few days?
Doc Scratch 20 Ago, 2014 às 2:43 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 19 Ago, 2014 às 15:15 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
Doc Scratch 19 Ago, 2014 às 9:07 

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) 17 Ago, 2014 às 21:38 
dark_matter_mobius 14 Ago, 2014 às 20:42 
It isn't as annoying once you know what it really means:
dejak 8 Ago, 2014 às 22:26 
arrow in the knee = married
michelle.bourgoyne 25 Jul, 2014 às 16:27 
The "sweetrolls" mod didn't say exactly what would happen. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
Slendy 21 Jul, 2014 às 21:16 
yes Yes YESS
(G-S.N) Chicago Ben 10 Jul, 2014 às 17:56 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
@DjZeBeR 3 Jul, 2014 às 3:10 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.