The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Komentarzy: 528
Wintermute 5 stycznia o 13:28 
Taking an arrow to the knee was a metaphor for getting married in ye olden days, and is likely where this actually clever and good guard line originated.
Frundor 25 października 2017 o 16:58 
michaelaus69: Yeah, or punnishment for saying that i smell like a wet dog!
Maybe Hircine´s wild hunt for those guards? :D
michaelaus69 14 października 2017 o 21:06 
I wish you had the same mod mentioning that they are reforming the Dawnguard. But this one is fun to use too.
NightStar 12 września 2017 o 17:54 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
Crazey_Davey 25 lipca 2017 o 23:26 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 24 grudnia 2016 o 14:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26 listopada 2016 o 14:57 
its not working for me...:steamsad:
Kony 18 listopada 2016 o 14:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
DevMan 5 listopada 2016 o 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
:steamsalty:
betzchris69 29 października 2016 o 19:08 
nice
grocerybag 17 października 2016 o 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 października 2016 o 23:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
Hathwaythere 28 września 2016 o 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
SteveLikesMetal 27 września 2016 o 17:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9 września 2016 o 21:24 
Perfección :'v
#2_:3 31 sierpnia 2016 o 20:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute. :steamsad:
InspireSmoke13 27 sierpnia 2016 o 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod:steamhappy:
The BlackVision 20 lipca 2016 o 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 czerwca 2016 o 12:30 
My hero...
Papyrus 28 maja 2016 o 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Arken 23 maja 2016 o 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 marca 2016 o 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Tri445 7 marca 2016 o 14:18 
nice
Senpai-chan~ 20 lutego 2016 o 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 stycznia 2016 o 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Rose From Ash 20 stycznia 2016 o 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Hathwaythere 8 stycznia 2016 o 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 grudnia 2015 o 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
★ Fabulous ★ 14 grudnia 2015 o 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
AnginøX 29 listopada 2015 o 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 listopada 2015 o 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Azzule 24 października 2015 o 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 października 2015 o 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Azzule 21 października 2015 o 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 października 2015 o 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Azzule 21 października 2015 o 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 września 2015 o 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20 września 2015 o 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 września 2015 o 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Yeagen 1 września 2015 o 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 sierpnia 2015 o 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
반점이있는 30 sierpnia 2015 o 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 sierpnia 2015 o 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 sierpnia 2015 o 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie 9 sierpnia 2015 o 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 sierpnia 2015 o 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 lipca 2015 o 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty :tgrin:
Sundiata Keita 18 lipca 2015 o 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 lipca 2015 o 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 czerwca 2015 o 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!