The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Komentarzy: 509
Trimix 22 godz. temu 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 Mar - 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Squidity く コ:彡 7 Mar - 14:18 
nice
xXItzKittyXx 20 Lut - 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 Sty - 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Wandering Witch 20 Sty - 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 8 Sty - 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 Gru, 2015 - 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 Gru, 2015 - 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Angin #RAFFRDT 29 Lis, 2015 - 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 Lis, 2015 - 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 24 Paź, 2015 - 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 Paź, 2015 - 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 21 Paź, 2015 - 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21 Paź, 2015 - 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 21 Paź, 2015 - 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 Wrz, 2015 - 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Salty 20 Wrz, 2015 - 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 Wrz, 2015 - 9:51 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard 1 Wrz, 2015 - 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 Sie, 2015 - 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
WannabeSceneKid 30 Sie, 2015 - 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 Sie, 2015 - 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 Sie, 2015 - 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Jak form Statferm 9 Sie, 2015 - 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9 Sie, 2015 - 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 Lip, 2015 - 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 Lip, 2015 - 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 Lip, 2015 - 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 Cze, 2015 - 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 Cze, 2015 - 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
Turtlesarepeople2 13 Cze, 2015 - 9:55 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22 Maj, 2015 - 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 Maj, 2015 - 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paathurnax 12 Maj, 2015 - 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 Maj, 2015 - 5:53 
Ah, most excellent.
RIZE 6 Maj, 2015 - 11:44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 24 Kwi, 2015 - 16:38 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 Kwi, 2015 - 6:17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 Kwi, 2015 - 23:52 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou 15 Kwi, 2015 - 14:50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou 15 Kwi, 2015 - 14:47 
one deadly arrow o-o
Monkey in a Barrel 10 Mar, 2015 - 2:08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28 Lut, 2015 - 10:52 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
Jesus 27 Lut, 2015 - 18:04 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 Lut, 2015 - 21:59 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 Lut, 2015 - 19:36 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 Lut, 2015 - 8:49 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 Lut, 2015 - 11:24 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Jacket 5 Lut, 2015 - 13:54 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee