The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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523 件のコメント
Jaceper 2016年12月24日 14時48分 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
xX_SkruBLorD_Xx 2016年11月26日 14時57分 
its not working for me...
burny 2016年11月18日 14時45分 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBin 2016年11月5日 9時20分 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 2016年10月29日 19時08分 
nice
_termiom 2016年10月17日 2時12分 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 2016年10月15日 23時58分 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 2016年9月28日 3時41分 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
PKMNTrainerSteve 2016年9月27日 17時02分 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 2016年9月9日 21時24分 
Perfección :'v
#2_:3 2016年8月31日 20時52分 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 2016年8月27日 14時32分 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
BlackVision 2016年7月20日 19時43分 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 2016年6月27日 12時30分 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 2016年5月28日 23時41分 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 2016年5月23日 22時19分 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 2016年3月27日 8時35分 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Lilith The Idiot :^) 2016年3月7日 14時18分 
nice
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 2016年1月22日 12時20分 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 2016年1月20日 8時24分 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 2016年1月8日 17時30分 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 2015年12月28日 14時16分 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 2015年12月14日 19時59分 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Anginox 2015年11月29日 3時03分 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 2015年11月8日 0時21分 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
XXXSp33dD3m0nXXX 2015年10月24日 7時15分 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2015年10月21日 19時46分 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
XXXSp33dD3m0nXXX 2015年10月21日 15時51分 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2015年10月21日 15時48分 
Why wouldn't it be?
XXXSp33dD3m0nXXX 2015年10月21日 15時46分 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 2015年9月21日 16時51分 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 2015年9月20日 7時05分 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 2015年9月9日 9時51分 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 2015年9月1日 22時14分 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 2015年8月30日 17時22分 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
You can't VAC in a hacked game 2015年8月30日 6時04分 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 2015年8月24日 16時56分 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 2015年8月11日 22時10分 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 2015年8月9日 14時56分 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 2015年8月9日 13時05分 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 2015年7月23日 13時01分 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 2015年7月18日 10時11分 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 2015年7月6日 6時45分 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 2015年6月30日 14時14分 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 2015年6月17日 7時12分 
This is the best mod in existance
Throwing 2015年6月13日 9時55分 
xD great mod
cinnadude 2015年5月22日 19時14分 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 2015年5月21日 10時48分 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Chance4doom 2015年5月12日 21時12分 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"