The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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505 件のコメント
piercepd 1月22日 12時20分 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Liz Hawke 1月20日 8時24分 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 1月8日 17時30分 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 2015年12月28日 14時16分 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 2015年12月14日 19時59分 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Jikazushikikutaku 2015年11月29日 3時03分 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 2015年11月8日 0時21分 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 2015年10月24日 7時15分 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2015年10月21日 19時46分 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 2015年10月21日 15時51分 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2015年10月21日 15時48分 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 2015年10月21日 15時46分 
DG compatible?
Ligoragor Bison Zabi 2015年9月21日 16時51分 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
❤ Companion Cube ❤ 2015年9月20日 7時05分 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 2015年9月9日 9時51分 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard 2015年9月1日 22時14分 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 2015年8月30日 17時22分 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
[F3AR]Foxxy346 2015年8月30日 6時04分 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 2015年8月24日 16時56分 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 2015年8月11日 22時10分 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
๖ۣۜⒼⓗⓔⓝⓖⓘⓢ 2015年8月9日 14時56分 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 2015年8月9日 13時05分 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 2015年7月23日 13時01分 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 2015年7月18日 10時11分 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 2015年7月6日 6時45分 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 2015年6月30日 14時14分 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal [Scrapbanking!] 2015年6月17日 7時12分 
This is the best mod in existance
iamturtlez 2015年6月13日 9時55分 
xD great mod
Scoutzi [049] 2015年5月22日 19時14分 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 2015年5月21日 10時48分 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paathurnax 2015年5月12日 21時12分 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 2015年5月12日 5時53分 
Ah, most excellent.
RIKKE 2015年5月6日 11時44分 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2015年4月24日 16時38分 
Yes
GreenChoc 2015年4月24日 6時17分 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 2015年4月19日 23時52分 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou 2015年4月15日 14時50分 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou 2015年4月15日 14時47分 
one deadly arrow o-o
Doge army 2015年3月10日 2時08分 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 2015年2月28日 10時52分 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
TR-8R 2015年2月27日 18時04分 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 2015年2月25日 21時59分 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 2015年2月24日 19時36分 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 2015年2月16日 8時49分 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 2015年2月6日 11時24分 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Jacket 2015年2月5日 13時54分 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 2015年1月27日 13時30分 
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Uzumati 2015年1月19日 16時39分 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 2015年1月19日 14時20分 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2014年12月15日 13時42分 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!