Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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(G-S.N) Chicago Ben 7月10日 17時56分 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
iDjZeBeR 7月3日 3時10分 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt 6月30日 18時32分 
this mod...
Infinatious 6月28日 0時11分 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 6月27日 22時55分 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428
Infinatious 6月27日 16時14分 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt 6月16日 15時59分 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 6月15日 0時22分 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1
MIGIT-ZILLA 5月18日 3時37分 
LOL >D
salarian 5月7日 16時44分 
I couldn't stop laughing. Daedric punishment is great too but you can't loot gear. The kids enjoy the sweetrolls. I have unsubscribed only because I am going to use Nexus this run but I will be using several of your wonderful mods.
Taco Bell 5月3日 16時42分 
I salute to you sir.
StalkingEmu 5月3日 15時24分 
Greatest mod ever to exist. You deserve a thousand applauds for eeach time i've jabbed a knife in my ear for hearing arrow and knee in the same sentence.
gildenbananam 4月26日 18時49分 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I.... AAAAHHH!! (Dragonborn walks away from dead body)
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 4月21日 14時46分 
After some time
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 4月21日 14時46分 
Bodies disappear and guards respawn
Fluffy 4月21日 13時55分 
does it..... kill them? i dont want dead bodies everywhere.
KUBARK (BR RJ) 4月11日 5時25分 
HUHEUHEUHE, this is TROLL
megalomania 4月4日 21時41分 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 3月29日 7時16分 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola 3月23日 0時08分 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon 3月18日 18時45分 
finally.
your therapist 2月27日 15時46分 
a mod that the mention of a holding a weapon is punished
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2月10日 21時29分 
Try moving it to the bottom of your load order
Kyoshi 2月10日 14時48分 
installed this and the sweet roll one, but when he said about the arrow, nothing happened :(
Does this need anything to work?
-={UIA}=- PVT. Scurvyman21 2月10日 12時22分 
Get the mod that turn their dialogue to only say arrow in the knee. Best day ever
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2月8日 15時14分 
*The mighty Divines
AadamG 2月8日 10時18分 
The might Thor has answered our prayers!
ImmaBird 2月4日 17時57分 
muy custom dark elf guard he he eh prepare ti dai >:)
jacob.mccary 1月23日 14時46分 
Lol finally they die 4 bragging about there marriage and how they are settled down THOR HAS GIFTED US!
Lord Schoenfelder 1月14日 9時42分 
"Arrow to the knee" is an old Nordic saying for getting married! YOu BLOCK HEADS!
sndhomer 1月3日 11時06分 
awesome
Simsom4343 2013年12月29日 15時35分 
I loved it, It is awesome!
Disco Inferno ›› 2013年12月28日 13時55分 
I combined this with a mod that makes guards incapable of saying anything but the arrow in the knee line :D
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2013年12月23日 16時14分 
Add me as a friend and I can say more. What I wrote there was what I remember without opening up the CK.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2013年12月23日 16時13分 
If you open up the CK you can eventually find the Guards' dialogue (hint: use the text search for lines you know that they say). Like all dialogue it has to be inside a quest - and you will find all the lines guards can say, and the conditions in which they say them. Dialogue can also have scripts attached to it. Then you find the script for the stormcall shout, the specific bit that causes lightning strikes, and it's just a little bit of work tweaking it and copying across into the dialogue. I think it works with very little changes - mostly you just need to reassign the Properties. (I cant actually remember exactly what I had to do, but you basically just knock it into shape until it works).
xFullArgon 2013年12月23日 11時20分 
Awesome mod. Could you explain or make a tutorial about how you did it?
liam.s.phoenix 2013年12月19日 21時27分 
My prayers have been answered!
Jams 2013年12月18日 17時45分 
"Instead of removing the speech option, let's strike them dead where they stand!"
I love it.

I'm going to get the sweet roll one too. Hate it when they say that.
Dragontamer39 2013年12月13日 21時52分 
This one is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Dragontamer39 2013年12月13日 21時44分 
Hey can you make a mod that involves the werewolf comment i hate it...Cuz would you like it if people hurled insults like "Ugh, Spending time with your hounds you smell like wet dog"
[WestMo] Buffalo 2013年12月10日 18時26分 
Lol... I Used to be and adventurer like u... then i too ZAP!
Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC 2013年12月9日 10時05分 
THE BEST MOD
fk.zajko 2013年12月5日 15時04分 
Fab!! Also free gear to loot for players on lower levels! Wee hee!
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2013年12月1日 13時47分 
LOL :D
Liquid NinjaX314 2013年12月1日 13時43分 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE I definately have had interesting moments with this....especially forgetting that Ihave installed it...and then lightning.....hehehee
Zathmi 2013年11月3日 17時26分 
Love it!
=[o.W.n]= SaxxyGirl ◕‿◕ 2013年11月2日 7時08分 
Guards: I used to be an adventurer like you than I took an arrow to the knee.
~installed this mod~
Me: I dare you to say that again.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2013年10月31日 13時59分 
@chalf2000: Where? It may be a translation or my own Nexus mirror. But I would like to know where you have seen it.
KneeGrinderF4i 2013年10月31日 11時50分 
Absolutely hilarious
chalf2000 2013年10月31日 9時34分 
I've seen a mod exactly the same as this published elswhere...