The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Lurtle 23 lug, ore 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 lug, ore 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 lug, ore 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 giu, ore 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
The EOTL Soldier 17 giu, ore 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
putnamehere 13 giu, ore 9:55 
xD great mod
Springthyme 22 mag, ore 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 mag, ore 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Docklen 12 mag, ore 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 mag, ore 5:53 
Ah, most excellent.
kzury 6 mag, ore 11:44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autore] 24 apr, ore 16:38 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 apr, ore 6:17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 apr, ore 23:52 
the best mod LOL
springtrap 15 apr, ore 14:50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap 15 apr, ore 14:47 
one deadly arrow o-o
Chen Bot 10 mar, ore 2:08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞❤ 28 feb, ore 10:52 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan 27 feb, ore 18:04 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 feb, ore 21:59 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 feb, ore 19:36 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 feb, ore 8:49 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 feb, ore 11:24 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
One shady mother fucker 5 feb, ore 13:54 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Enmar 19 gen, ore 16:39 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 gen, ore 14:20 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autore] 15 dic 2014, ore 13:42 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos 15 dic 2014, ore 8:07 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura 3 dic 2014, ore 22:20 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
uncleviki 15 nov 2014, ore 8:17 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ 20 ott 2014, ore 15:48 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor 15 ott 2014, ore 15:57 
Justice!
GarethDeux 12 ott 2014, ore 15:02 
Simply splendid.
Chi 27 set 2014, ore 13:18 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs (the monkey) 16 set 2014, ore 12:07 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RogueAI 5 set 2014, ore 11:53 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk 1 set 2014, ore 11:51 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
anon 21 ago 2014, ore 1:43 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autore] 20 ago 2014, ore 16:32 
Have you left the area for a few days?
anon 20 ago 2014, ore 2:43 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autore] 19 ago 2014, ore 15:15 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
anon 19 ago 2014, ore 9:07 
D:

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) 17 ago 2014, ore 21:38 
Finally.
dark_matter_mobius 14 ago 2014, ore 20:42 
It isn't as annoying once you know what it really means: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:What_%22Arrow_To_The_Knee%22_Really_Means
dejak 8 ago 2014, ore 22:26 
arrow in the knee = married
michelle.bourgoyne 25 lug 2014, ore 16:27 
The "sweetrolls" mod didn't say exactly what would happen. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
Slendy 21 lug 2014, ore 21:16 
yes Yes YESS
(G-S.N) Chicago Ben 10 lug 2014, ore 17:56 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
@DjZeBeR 3 lug 2014, ore 3:10 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.