Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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(G-S.N) Chicago Ben júl. 10. @ du. 5:56 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
iDjZeBeR júl. 3. @ de. 3:10 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt jún. 30. @ du. 6:32 
this mod...
Infinatious jún. 28. @ de. 12:11 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [készítő] jún. 27. @ du. 10:55 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
Infinatious jún. 27. @ du. 4:14 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt jún. 16. @ du. 3:59 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 jún. 15. @ de. 12:22 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1
MIGIT-ZILLA máj. 18. @ de. 3:37 
salarian máj. 7. @ du. 4:44 
I couldn't stop laughing. Daedric punishment is great too but you can't loot gear. The kids enjoy the sweetrolls. I have unsubscribed only because I am going to use Nexus this run but I will be using several of your wonderful mods.
Taco Bell máj. 3. @ du. 4:42 
I salute to you sir.
StalkingEmu máj. 3. @ du. 3:24 
Greatest mod ever to exist. You deserve a thousand applauds for eeach time i've jabbed a knife in my ear for hearing arrow and knee in the same sentence.
gildenbananam ápr. 26. @ du. 6:49 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I.... AAAAHHH!! (Dragonborn walks away from dead body)
Turn_on_a_Dime  [készítő] ápr. 21. @ du. 2:46 
After some time
Turn_on_a_Dime  [készítő] ápr. 21. @ du. 2:46 
Bodies disappear and guards respawn
Fluffy ápr. 21. @ du. 1:55 
does it..... kill them? i dont want dead bodies everywhere.
KUBARK (BR RJ) ápr. 11. @ de. 5:25 
megalomania ápr. 4. @ du. 9:41 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 márc. 29. @ de. 7:16 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola márc. 23. @ de. 12:08 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon márc. 18. @ du. 6:45 
your therapist febr. 27. @ du. 3:46 
a mod that the mention of a holding a weapon is punished
Turn_on_a_Dime  [készítő] febr. 10. @ du. 9:29 
Try moving it to the bottom of your load order
Kyoshi febr. 10. @ du. 2:48 
installed this and the sweet roll one, but when he said about the arrow, nothing happened :(
Does this need anything to work?
-={UIA}=- PVT. Scurvyman21 febr. 10. @ du. 12:22 
Get the mod that turn their dialogue to only say arrow in the knee. Best day ever
Turn_on_a_Dime  [készítő] febr. 8. @ du. 3:14 
*The mighty Divines
AadamG febr. 8. @ de. 10:18 
The might Thor has answered our prayers!
ImmaBird febr. 4. @ du. 5:57 
muy custom dark elf guard he he eh prepare ti dai >:)
jacob.mccary jan. 23. @ du. 2:46 
Lol finally they die 4 bragging about there marriage and how they are settled down THOR HAS GIFTED US!
Lord Schoenfelder jan. 14. @ de. 9:42 
"Arrow to the knee" is an old Nordic saying for getting married! YOu BLOCK HEADS!
sndhomer jan. 3. @ de. 11:06 
Simsom4343 2013. dec. 29. @ du. 3:35 
I loved it, It is awesome!
Disco Inferno ›› 2013. dec. 28. @ du. 1:55 
I combined this with a mod that makes guards incapable of saying anything but the arrow in the knee line :D
Turn_on_a_Dime  [készítő] 2013. dec. 23. @ du. 4:14 
Add me as a friend and I can say more. What I wrote there was what I remember without opening up the CK.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [készítő] 2013. dec. 23. @ du. 4:13 
If you open up the CK you can eventually find the Guards' dialogue (hint: use the text search for lines you know that they say). Like all dialogue it has to be inside a quest - and you will find all the lines guards can say, and the conditions in which they say them. Dialogue can also have scripts attached to it. Then you find the script for the stormcall shout, the specific bit that causes lightning strikes, and it's just a little bit of work tweaking it and copying across into the dialogue. I think it works with very little changes - mostly you just need to reassign the Properties. (I cant actually remember exactly what I had to do, but you basically just knock it into shape until it works).
xFullArgon 2013. dec. 23. @ de. 11:20 
Awesome mod. Could you explain or make a tutorial about how you did it?
liam.s.phoenix 2013. dec. 19. @ du. 9:27 
My prayers have been answered!
Jams 2013. dec. 18. @ du. 5:45 
"Instead of removing the speech option, let's strike them dead where they stand!"
I love it.

I'm going to get the sweet roll one too. Hate it when they say that.
Dragontamer39 2013. dec. 13. @ du. 9:52 
This one is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Dragontamer39 2013. dec. 13. @ du. 9:44 
Hey can you make a mod that involves the werewolf comment i hate it...Cuz would you like it if people hurled insults like "Ugh, Spending time with your hounds you smell like wet dog"
[WestMo] Buffalo 2013. dec. 10. @ du. 6:26 
Lol... I Used to be and adventurer like u... then i too ZAP!
Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC 2013. dec. 9. @ de. 10:05 
fk.zajko 2013. dec. 5. @ du. 3:04 
Fab!! Also free gear to loot for players on lower levels! Wee hee!
Turn_on_a_Dime  [készítő] 2013. dec. 1. @ du. 1:47 
Liquid NinjaX314 2013. dec. 1. @ du. 1:43 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE I definately have had interesting moments with this....especially forgetting that Ihave installed it...and then lightning.....hehehee
Zathmi 2013. nov. 3. @ du. 5:26 
Love it!
=[o.W.n]= SaxxyGirl ◕‿◕ 2013. nov. 2. @ de. 7:08 
Guards: I used to be an adventurer like you than I took an arrow to the knee.
~installed this mod~
Me: I dare you to say that again.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [készítő] 2013. okt. 31. @ du. 1:59 
@chalf2000: Where? It may be a translation or my own Nexus mirror. But I would like to know where you have seen it.
KneeGrinderF4i 2013. okt. 31. @ de. 11:50 
Absolutely hilarious
chalf2000 2013. okt. 31. @ de. 9:34 
I've seen a mod exactly the same as this published elswhere...