The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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505 σχόλια
piercepd 22 Ιαν στις 12:20μμ 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Liz Hawke 20 Ιαν στις 8:24πμ 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 8 Ιαν στις 5:30μμ 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 Δεκ, 2015 στις 2:16μμ 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 Δεκ, 2015 στις 7:59μμ 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Jikazushikikutaku 29 Νοε, 2015 στις 3:03πμ 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 Νοε, 2015 στις 12:21πμ 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 24 Οκτ, 2015 στις 7:15πμ 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Δημιουργός] 21 Οκτ, 2015 στις 7:46μμ 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 21 Οκτ, 2015 στις 3:51μμ 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Δημιουργός] 21 Οκτ, 2015 στις 3:48μμ 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 21 Οκτ, 2015 στις 3:46μμ 
DG compatible?
Ligoragor Bison Zabi 21 Σεπ, 2015 στις 4:51μμ 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
❤ Companion Cube ❤ 20 Σεπ, 2015 στις 7:05πμ 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 Σεπ, 2015 στις 9:51πμ 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard 1 Σεπ, 2015 στις 10:14μμ 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 Αυγ, 2015 στις 5:22μμ 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
[F3AR]Foxxy346 30 Αυγ, 2015 στις 6:04πμ 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 Αυγ, 2015 στις 4:56μμ 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 Αυγ, 2015 στις 10:10μμ 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
๖ۣۜⒼⓗⓔⓝⓖⓘⓢ 9 Αυγ, 2015 στις 2:56μμ 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9 Αυγ, 2015 στις 1:05μμ 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 Ιουλ, 2015 στις 1:01μμ 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 Ιουλ, 2015 στις 10:11πμ 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 Ιουλ, 2015 στις 6:45πμ 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 Ιουν, 2015 στις 2:14μμ 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal [Scrapbanking!] 17 Ιουν, 2015 στις 7:12πμ 
This is the best mod in existance
iamturtlez 13 Ιουν, 2015 στις 9:55πμ 
xD great mod
Scoutzi [049] 22 Μαϊ, 2015 στις 7:14μμ 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 Μαϊ, 2015 στις 10:48πμ 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paathurnax 12 Μαϊ, 2015 στις 9:12μμ 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 Μαϊ, 2015 στις 5:53πμ 
Ah, most excellent.
RIKKE 6 Μαϊ, 2015 στις 11:44πμ 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Δημιουργός] 24 Απρ, 2015 στις 4:38μμ 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 Απρ, 2015 στις 6:17πμ 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 Απρ, 2015 στις 11:52μμ 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou 15 Απρ, 2015 στις 2:50μμ 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou 15 Απρ, 2015 στις 2:47μμ 
one deadly arrow o-o
Doge army 10 Μαρ, 2015 στις 2:08πμ 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28 Φεβ, 2015 στις 10:52πμ 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
TR-8R 27 Φεβ, 2015 στις 6:04μμ 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 Φεβ, 2015 στις 9:59μμ 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 Φεβ, 2015 στις 7:36μμ 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 Φεβ, 2015 στις 8:49πμ 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 Φεβ, 2015 στις 11:24πμ 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Jacket 5 Φεβ, 2015 στις 1:54μμ 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 Ιαν, 2015 στις 1:30μμ 
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Uzumati 19 Ιαν, 2015 στις 4:39μμ 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 Ιαν, 2015 στις 2:20μμ 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Δημιουργός] 15 Δεκ, 2014 στις 1:42μμ 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!