The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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524 σχόλια
Crazey_Davey 25 Ιουλ στις 23:26 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 24 Δεκ 2016 στις 14:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26 Νοε 2016 στις 14:57 
its not working for me...
BOT Keith 18 Νοε 2016 στις 14:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBein (Memelord) 5 Νοε 2016 στις 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29 Οκτ 2016 στις 19:08 
nice
Conorbi 17 Οκτ 2016 στις 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 Οκτ 2016 στις 23:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28 Σεπ 2016 στις 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
SteveLikesMetal 27 Σεπ 2016 στις 17:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9 Σεπ 2016 στις 21:24 
Perfección :'v
. . . 31 Αυγ 2016 στις 20:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27 Αυγ 2016 στις 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
The BlackVision 20 Ιουλ 2016 στις 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 Ιουν 2016 στις 12:30 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 28 Μαϊ 2016 στις 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23 Μαϊ 2016 στις 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 Μαρ 2016 στις 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Trinity 7 Μαρ 2016 στις 14:18 
nice
IIAkutoFenikkusuII 20 Φεβ 2016 στις 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 Ιαν 2016 στις 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 20 Ιαν 2016 στις 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8 Ιαν 2016 στις 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 Δεκ 2015 στις 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
\(OwO)/ 14 Δεκ 2015 στις 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
AnginoX 29 Νοε 2015 στις 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 Νοε 2015 στις 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
ReDaCtEd 24 Οκτ 2015 στις 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Δημιουργός] 21 Οκτ 2015 στις 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
ReDaCtEd 21 Οκτ 2015 στις 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Δημιουργός] 21 Οκτ 2015 στις 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
ReDaCtEd 21 Οκτ 2015 στις 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 Σεπ 2015 στις 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20 Σεπ 2015 στις 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 Σεπ 2015 στις 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 1 Σεπ 2015 στις 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 Αυγ 2015 στις 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
MoldyLunchBoxx 30 Αυγ 2015 στις 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 Αυγ 2015 στις 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 Αυγ 2015 στις 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9 Αυγ 2015 στις 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 Αυγ 2015 στις 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 Ιουλ 2015 στις 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18 Ιουλ 2015 στις 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 Ιουλ 2015 στις 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 Ιουν 2015 στις 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 Ιουν 2015 στις 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
Smile 13 Ιουν 2015 στις 9:55 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22 Μαϊ 2015 στις 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 Μαϊ 2015 στις 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D