Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Mad God Sanguine 22. Mai um 19:14 Uhr 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21. Mai um 10:48 Uhr 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Pootis Spencer 12. Mai um 21:12 Uhr 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12. Mai um 5:53 Uhr 
Ah, most excellent.
kzury 6. Mai um 11:44 Uhr 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 24. Apr. um 16:38 Uhr 
Yes
GreenChoc 24. Apr. um 6:17 Uhr 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19. Apr. um 23:52 Uhr 
the best mod LOL
springtrap 15. Apr. um 14:50 Uhr 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap 15. Apr. um 14:47 Uhr 
one deadly arrow o-o
MLG Bot 10. März um 2:08 Uhr 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞❤ 28. Feb. um 10:52 Uhr 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan 27. Feb. um 18:04 Uhr 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25. Feb. um 21:59 Uhr 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24. Feb. um 19:36 Uhr 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16. Feb. um 8:49 Uhr 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6. Feb. um 11:24 Uhr 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Vengence 5. Feb. um 13:54 Uhr 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Hint Salesman 27. Jan. um 13:30 Uhr 
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Enmar 19. Jan. um 16:39 Uhr 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19. Jan. um 14:20 Uhr 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 15. Dez. 2014 um 13:42 Uhr 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos 15. Dez. 2014 um 8:07 Uhr 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura 3. Dez. 2014 um 22:20 Uhr 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
Віктор 15. Nov. 2014 um 8:17 Uhr 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ 20. Okt. 2014 um 15:48 Uhr 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor 15. Okt. 2014 um 15:57 Uhr 
Justice!
GarethDeux 12. Okt. 2014 um 15:02 Uhr 
Simply splendid.
Chi 27. Sep. 2014 um 13:18 Uhr 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs 16. Sep. 2014 um 12:07 Uhr 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RoguePolιze 5. Sep. 2014 um 11:53 Uhr 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk 1. Sep. 2014 um 11:51 Uhr 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
Detective Arrow McKnee 21. Aug. 2014 um 1:43 Uhr 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 20. Aug. 2014 um 16:32 Uhr 
Have you left the area for a few days?
Detective Arrow McKnee 20. Aug. 2014 um 2:43 Uhr 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 19. Aug. 2014 um 15:15 Uhr 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
Detective Arrow McKnee 19. Aug. 2014 um 9:07 Uhr 
D:

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) 17. Aug. 2014 um 21:38 Uhr 
Finally.
dark_matter_mobius 14. Aug. 2014 um 20:42 Uhr 
It isn't as annoying once you know what it really means: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:What_%22Arrow_To_The_Knee%22_Really_Means
dejak 8. Aug. 2014 um 22:26 Uhr 
arrow in the knee = married
michelle.bourgoyne 25. Juli 2014 um 16:27 Uhr 
The "sweetrolls" mod didn't say exactly what would happen. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
⋐Slendy⋑ 21. Juli 2014 um 21:16 Uhr 
yes Yes YESS
(G-S.N) Chicago Ben 10. Juli 2014 um 17:56 Uhr 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
@DjZeBeR 3. Juli 2014 um 3:10 Uhr 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt 30. Juni 2014 um 18:32 Uhr 
this mod...
Why Not Zoidberg? (V) (;,,;) (V) 28. Juni 2014 um 0:11 Uhr 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 27. Juni 2014 um 22:55 Uhr 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428
Why Not Zoidberg? (V) (;,,;) (V) 27. Juni 2014 um 16:14 Uhr 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt 16. Juni 2014 um 15:59 Uhr 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 15. Juni 2014 um 0:22 Uhr 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1