The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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528 Kommentare
Wintermute 5. Jan. um 13:28 Uhr 
Taking an arrow to the knee was a metaphor for getting married in ye olden days, and is likely where this actually clever and good guard line originated.
Frundor 25. Okt. 2017 um 16:58 Uhr 
michaelaus69: Yeah, or punnishment for saying that i smell like a wet dog!
Maybe Hircine´s wild hunt for those guards? :D
michaelaus69 14. Okt. 2017 um 21:06 Uhr 
I wish you had the same mod mentioning that they are reforming the Dawnguard. But this one is fun to use too.
NightStar 12. Sep. 2017 um 17:54 Uhr 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
Crazey_Davey 25. Juli 2017 um 23:26 Uhr 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 24. Dez. 2016 um 14:48 Uhr 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26. Nov. 2016 um 14:57 Uhr 
its not working for me...
Kony 18. Nov. 2016 um 14:45 Uhr 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBin 5. Nov. 2016 um 9:20 Uhr 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29. Okt. 2016 um 19:08 Uhr 
nice
cruZEr 17. Okt. 2016 um 2:12 Uhr 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15. Okt. 2016 um 23:58 Uhr 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28. Sep. 2016 um 3:41 Uhr 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
SteveLikesMetal 27. Sep. 2016 um 17:02 Uhr 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9. Sep. 2016 um 21:24 Uhr 
Perfección :'v
#2_:3 31. Aug. 2016 um 20:52 Uhr 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27. Aug. 2016 um 14:32 Uhr 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
The BlackVision 20. Juli 2016 um 19:43 Uhr 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27. Juni 2016 um 12:30 Uhr 
My hero...
mintberry 28. Mai 2016 um 23:41 Uhr 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23. Mai 2016 um 22:19 Uhr 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27. März 2016 um 8:35 Uhr 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Trinity is Squid 7. März 2016 um 14:18 Uhr 
nice
Ultimate Destruction 20. Feb. 2016 um 8:09 Uhr 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22. Jan. 2016 um 12:20 Uhr 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Rose From Ash 20. Jan. 2016 um 8:24 Uhr 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8. Jan. 2016 um 17:30 Uhr 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28. Dez. 2015 um 14:16 Uhr 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
★ Fabulous ★ 14. Dez. 2015 um 19:59 Uhr 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
AnginøX 29. Nov. 2015 um 3:03 Uhr 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8. Nov. 2015 um 0:21 Uhr 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Azzule 24. Okt. 2015 um 7:15 Uhr 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 21. Okt. 2015 um 19:46 Uhr 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Azzule 21. Okt. 2015 um 15:51 Uhr 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 21. Okt. 2015 um 15:48 Uhr 
Why wouldn't it be?
Azzule 21. Okt. 2015 um 15:46 Uhr 
DG compatible?
Bison "MAH SOI" Zabi 21. Sep. 2015 um 16:51 Uhr 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20. Sep. 2015 um 7:05 Uhr 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9. Sep. 2015 um 9:51 Uhr 
This is hilarious.
Yeagen 1. Sep. 2015 um 22:14 Uhr 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30. Aug. 2015 um 17:22 Uhr 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Princess qt 30. Aug. 2015 um 6:04 Uhr 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24. Aug. 2015 um 16:56 Uhr 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11. Aug. 2015 um 22:10 Uhr 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9. Aug. 2015 um 14:56 Uhr 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9. Aug. 2015 um 13:05 Uhr 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23. Juli 2015 um 13:01 Uhr 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18. Juli 2015 um 10:11 Uhr 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6. Juli 2015 um 6:45 Uhr 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30. Juni 2015 um 14:14 Uhr 
BEST MOD EVER!