Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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(G-S.N) Chicago Ben Vor 4 Stunden 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
iDjZeBeR 3. Juli um 3:10 Uhr 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt 30. Juni um 18:32 Uhr 
this mod...
Infinatious 28. Juni um 0:11 Uhr 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 27. Juni um 22:55 Uhr 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
Infinatious 27. Juni um 16:14 Uhr 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt 16. Juni um 15:59 Uhr 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 15. Juni um 0:22 Uhr 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1
MIGIT-ZILLA 18. Mai um 3:37 Uhr 
salarian 7. Mai um 16:44 Uhr 
I couldn't stop laughing. Daedric punishment is great too but you can't loot gear. The kids enjoy the sweetrolls. I have unsubscribed only because I am going to use Nexus this run but I will be using several of your wonderful mods.
Taco Bell 3. Mai um 16:42 Uhr 
I salute to you sir.
StalkingEmu 3. Mai um 15:24 Uhr 
Greatest mod ever to exist. You deserve a thousand applauds for eeach time i've jabbed a knife in my ear for hearing arrow and knee in the same sentence.
gildenbananam 26. Apr. um 18:49 Uhr 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I.... AAAAHHH!! (Dragonborn walks away from dead body)
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 21. Apr. um 14:46 Uhr 
After some time
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 21. Apr. um 14:46 Uhr 
Bodies disappear and guards respawn
Fluffy 21. Apr. um 13:55 Uhr 
does it..... kill them? i dont want dead bodies everywhere.
KUBARK (BR RJ) 11. Apr. um 5:25 Uhr 
megalomania 4. Apr. um 21:41 Uhr 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 29. März um 7:16 Uhr 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola 23. März um 0:08 Uhr 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon 18. März um 18:45 Uhr 
your therapist 27. Feb. um 15:46 Uhr 
a mod that the mention of a holding a weapon is punished
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 10. Feb. um 21:29 Uhr 
Try moving it to the bottom of your load order
Kyoshi 10. Feb. um 14:48 Uhr 
installed this and the sweet roll one, but when he said about the arrow, nothing happened :(
Does this need anything to work?
-={UIA}=- PVT. Scurvyman21 10. Feb. um 12:22 Uhr 
Get the mod that turn their dialogue to only say arrow in the knee. Best day ever
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 8. Feb. um 15:14 Uhr 
*The mighty Divines
AadamG 8. Feb. um 10:18 Uhr 
The might Thor has answered our prayers!
ImmaBird 4. Feb. um 17:57 Uhr 
muy custom dark elf guard he he eh prepare ti dai >:)
jacob.mccary 23. Jan. um 14:46 Uhr 
Lol finally they die 4 bragging about there marriage and how they are settled down THOR HAS GIFTED US!
Lord Schoenfelder 14. Jan. um 9:42 Uhr 
"Arrow to the knee" is an old Nordic saying for getting married! YOu BLOCK HEADS!
sndhomer 3. Jan. um 11:06 Uhr 
Simsom4343 29. Dez. 2013 um 15:35 Uhr 
I loved it, It is awesome!
>greentext ›› 28. Dez. 2013 um 13:55 Uhr 
I combined this with a mod that makes guards incapable of saying anything but the arrow in the knee line :D
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 23. Dez. 2013 um 16:14 Uhr 
Add me as a friend and I can say more. What I wrote there was what I remember without opening up the CK.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 23. Dez. 2013 um 16:13 Uhr 
If you open up the CK you can eventually find the Guards' dialogue (hint: use the text search for lines you know that they say). Like all dialogue it has to be inside a quest - and you will find all the lines guards can say, and the conditions in which they say them. Dialogue can also have scripts attached to it. Then you find the script for the stormcall shout, the specific bit that causes lightning strikes, and it's just a little bit of work tweaking it and copying across into the dialogue. I think it works with very little changes - mostly you just need to reassign the Properties. (I cant actually remember exactly what I had to do, but you basically just knock it into shape until it works).
xFullArgon 23. Dez. 2013 um 11:20 Uhr 
Awesome mod. Could you explain or make a tutorial about how you did it?
liam.s.phoenix 19. Dez. 2013 um 21:27 Uhr 
My prayers have been answered!
Jams 18. Dez. 2013 um 17:45 Uhr 
"Instead of removing the speech option, let's strike them dead where they stand!"
I love it.

I'm going to get the sweet roll one too. Hate it when they say that.
Dragontamer39 13. Dez. 2013 um 21:52 Uhr 
This one is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Dragontamer39 13. Dez. 2013 um 21:44 Uhr 
Hey can you make a mod that involves the werewolf comment i hate it...Cuz would you like it if people hurled insults like "Ugh, Spending time with your hounds you smell like wet dog"
[WestMo] Buffalo 10. Dez. 2013 um 18:26 Uhr 
Lol... I Used to be and adventurer like u... then i too ZAP!
Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC 9. Dez. 2013 um 10:05 Uhr 
fk.zajko 5. Dez. 2013 um 15:04 Uhr 
Fab!! Also free gear to loot for players on lower levels! Wee hee!
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 1. Dez. 2013 um 13:47 Uhr 
Liquid NinjaX314 1. Dez. 2013 um 13:43 Uhr 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE I definately have had interesting moments with this....especially forgetting that Ihave installed it...and then lightning.....hehehee
Zathmi 3. Nov. 2013 um 17:26 Uhr 
Love it!
=[o.W.n]= SaxxyGirl ◕‿◕ 2. Nov. 2013 um 7:08 Uhr 
Guards: I used to be an adventurer like you than I took an arrow to the knee.
~installed this mod~
Me: I dare you to say that again.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 31. Okt. 2013 um 13:59 Uhr 
@chalf2000: Where? It may be a translation or my own Nexus mirror. But I would like to know where you have seen it.
KneeGrinderF4i 31. Okt. 2013 um 11:50 Uhr 
Absolutely hilarious
chalf2000 31. Okt. 2013 um 9:34 Uhr 
I've seen a mod exactly the same as this published elswhere...