The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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511 Kommentare
BlackVision 20. Juli um 19:43 Uhr 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27. Juni um 12:30 Uhr 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 28. Mai um 23:41 Uhr 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23. Mai um 22:19 Uhr 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27. März um 8:35 Uhr 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Squidity く コ:彡 7. März um 14:18 Uhr 
nice
xXItzKittyXx 20. Feb. um 8:09 Uhr 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22. Jan. um 12:20 Uhr 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 20. Jan. um 8:24 Uhr 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 8. Jan. um 17:30 Uhr 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28. Dez. 2015 um 14:16 Uhr 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14. Dez. 2015 um 19:59 Uhr 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
cicc2 29. Nov. 2015 um 3:03 Uhr 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8. Nov. 2015 um 0:21 Uhr 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 24. Okt. 2015 um 7:15 Uhr 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 21. Okt. 2015 um 19:46 Uhr 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 21. Okt. 2015 um 15:51 Uhr 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 21. Okt. 2015 um 15:48 Uhr 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 21. Okt. 2015 um 15:46 Uhr 
DG compatible?
Bison "ReallyMakesYouThink" Zabi 21. Sep. 2015 um 16:51 Uhr 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Salty 20. Sep. 2015 um 7:05 Uhr 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9. Sep. 2015 um 9:51 Uhr 
This is hilarious.
KABOOOM 1. Sep. 2015 um 22:14 Uhr 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30. Aug. 2015 um 17:22 Uhr 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
WannabeSceneKid 30. Aug. 2015 um 6:04 Uhr 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24. Aug. 2015 um 16:56 Uhr 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11. Aug. 2015 um 22:10 Uhr 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
this game is too esey 9. Aug. 2015 um 14:56 Uhr 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9. Aug. 2015 um 13:05 Uhr 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23. Juli 2015 um 13:01 Uhr 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18. Juli 2015 um 10:11 Uhr 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6. Juli 2015 um 6:45 Uhr 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30. Juni 2015 um 14:14 Uhr 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal #TeamHeavy 17. Juni 2015 um 7:12 Uhr 
This is the best mod in existance
the sucky toast 13. Juni 2015 um 9:55 Uhr 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22. Mai 2015 um 19:14 Uhr 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21. Mai 2015 um 10:48 Uhr 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 12. Mai 2015 um 21:12 Uhr 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12. Mai 2015 um 5:53 Uhr 
Ah, most excellent.
RIZE 6. Mai 2015 um 11:44 Uhr 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 24. Apr. 2015 um 16:38 Uhr 
Yes
GreenChoc 24. Apr. 2015 um 6:17 Uhr 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19. Apr. 2015 um 23:52 Uhr 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou 15. Apr. 2015 um 14:50 Uhr 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou 15. Apr. 2015 um 14:47 Uhr 
one deadly arrow o-o
IceAndFire 10. März 2015 um 2:08 Uhr 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28. Feb. 2015 um 10:52 Uhr 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
Jesus 27. Feb. 2015 um 18:04 Uhr 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25. Feb. 2015 um 21:59 Uhr 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24. Feb. 2015 um 19:36 Uhr 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods