The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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500 Kommentare
Dr.Heiter 29. Nov. um 3:03 Uhr 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
/(Weber)\ Floyd 8. Nov. um 0:21 Uhr 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Yato 24. Okt. um 7:15 Uhr 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 21. Okt. um 19:46 Uhr 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Yato 21. Okt. um 15:51 Uhr 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 21. Okt. um 15:48 Uhr 
Why wouldn't it be?
Yato 21. Okt. um 15:46 Uhr 
DG compatible?
Bison*WeWuzNewTypesNShit*Zabi 21. Sep. um 16:51 Uhr 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20. Sep. um 7:05 Uhr 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9. Sep. um 9:51 Uhr 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard 1. Sep. um 22:14 Uhr 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30. Aug. um 17:22 Uhr 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
[F3AR]Foxxy346 30. Aug. um 6:04 Uhr 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24. Aug. um 16:56 Uhr 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan -RT- 11. Aug. um 22:10 Uhr 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
๖ۣۜZxa The Sadistic 9. Aug. um 14:56 Uhr 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...

Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9. Aug. um 13:05 Uhr 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23. Juli um 13:01 Uhr 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18. Juli um 10:11 Uhr 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6. Juli um 6:45 Uhr 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30. Juni um 14:14 Uhr 
EOTeal [Scrapbanking!] 17. Juni um 7:12 Uhr 
This is the best mod in existance
putnamehere 13. Juni um 9:55 Uhr 
xD great mod
Scoutzi [Mettaton] 22. Mai um 19:14 Uhr 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21. Mai um 10:48 Uhr 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Dragon! 12. Mai um 21:12 Uhr 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12. Mai um 5:53 Uhr 
Ah, most excellent.
6. Mai um 11:44 Uhr 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 24. Apr. um 16:38 Uhr 
GreenChoc 24. Apr. um 6:17 Uhr 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19. Apr. um 23:52 Uhr 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou 15. Apr. um 14:50 Uhr 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou 15. Apr. um 14:47 Uhr 
one deadly arrow o-o
[Optic.G]Trio Kills 10. März um 2:08 Uhr 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28. Feb. um 10:52 Uhr 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan 27. Feb. um 18:04 Uhr 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25. Feb. um 21:59 Uhr 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24. Feb. um 19:36 Uhr 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16. Feb. um 8:49 Uhr 
Jamma77 6. Feb. um 11:24 Uhr 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
The Joker 5. Feb. um 13:54 Uhr 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27. Jan. um 13:30 Uhr 
Uzumati 19. Jan. um 16:39 Uhr 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19. Jan. um 14:20 Uhr 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Autor] 15. Dez. 2014 um 13:42 Uhr 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this:
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos 15. Dez. 2014 um 8:07 Uhr 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura 3. Dez. 2014 um 22:20 Uhr 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
Pentagrille 15. Nov. 2014 um 8:17 Uhr 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ 20. Okt. 2014 um 15:48 Uhr 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor 15. Okt. 2014 um 15:57 Uhr