The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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505 commentaires
piercepd 22 jan à 12h20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Liz Hawke 20 jan à 8h24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 8 jan à 17h30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 déc 2015 à 14h16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 déc 2015 à 19h59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Jikazushikikutaku 29 nov 2015 à 3h03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 nov 2015 à 0h21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 24 oct 2015 à 7h15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 21 oct 2015 à 19h46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 21 oct 2015 à 15h51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 21 oct 2015 à 15h48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 21 oct 2015 à 15h46 
DG compatible?
Ligoragor Bison Zabi 21 sept 2015 à 16h51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
❤ Companion Cube ❤ 20 sept 2015 à 7h05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 sept 2015 à 9h51 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard 1 sept 2015 à 22h14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 août 2015 à 17h22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
[F3AR]Foxxy346 30 août 2015 à 6h04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 août 2015 à 16h56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 août 2015 à 22h10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
๖ۣۜⒼⓗⓔⓝⓖⓘⓢ 9 août 2015 à 14h56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9 août 2015 à 13h05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 juil 2015 à 13h01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 juil 2015 à 10h11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 juil 2015 à 6h45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 juin 2015 à 14h14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal [Scrapbanking!] 17 juin 2015 à 7h12 
This is the best mod in existance
iamturtlez 13 juin 2015 à 9h55 
xD great mod
Scoutzi [049] 22 mai 2015 à 19h14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 mai 2015 à 10h48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paathurnax 12 mai 2015 à 21h12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 mai 2015 à 5h53 
Ah, most excellent.
RIKKE 6 mai 2015 à 11h44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 24 avr 2015 à 16h38 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 avr 2015 à 6h17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 avr 2015 à 23h52 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou 15 avr 2015 à 14h50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou 15 avr 2015 à 14h47 
one deadly arrow o-o
Doge army 10 mar 2015 à 2h08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28 fév 2015 à 10h52 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
TR-8R 27 fév 2015 à 18h04 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 fév 2015 à 21h59 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 fév 2015 à 19h36 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 fév 2015 à 8h49 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 fév 2015 à 11h24 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Jacket 5 fév 2015 à 13h54 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 jan 2015 à 13h30 
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Uzumati 19 jan 2015 à 16h39 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 jan 2015 à 14h20 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 15 déc 2014 à 13h42 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!