The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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523 commentaires
Jaceper 24 déc 2016 à 14h48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26 nov 2016 à 14h57 
its not working for me...
burny 18 nov 2016 à 14h45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDoctorBin 5 nov 2016 à 9h20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29 oct 2016 à 19h08 
nice
_termiom 17 oct 2016 à 2h12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 oct 2016 à 23h58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28 sept 2016 à 3h41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
PKMNTrainerSteve 27 sept 2016 à 17h02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9 sept 2016 à 21h24 
Perfección :'v
. . . 31 août 2016 à 20h52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27 août 2016 à 14h32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
BlackVision 20 juil 2016 à 19h43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 juin 2016 à 12h30 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 28 mai 2016 à 23h41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23 mai 2016 à 22h19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 mar 2016 à 8h35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Bluby The Ruby 7 mar 2016 à 14h18 
nice
CorrosiveBatteries 20 fév 2016 à 8h09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 jan 2016 à 12h20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 20 jan 2016 à 8h24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8 jan 2016 à 17h30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 déc 2015 à 14h16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 déc 2015 à 19h59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
gabri 29 nov 2015 à 3h03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 nov 2015 à 0h21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
XXXSp33dD3m0nXXX 24 oct 2015 à 7h15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 21 oct 2015 à 19h46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
XXXSp33dD3m0nXXX 21 oct 2015 à 15h51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 21 oct 2015 à 15h48 
Why wouldn't it be?
XXXSp33dD3m0nXXX 21 oct 2015 à 15h46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 sept 2015 à 16h51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20 sept 2015 à 7h05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 sept 2015 à 9h51 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 1 sept 2015 à 22h14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 août 2015 à 17h22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Miss Chel~ 30 août 2015 à 6h04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 août 2015 à 16h56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 août 2015 à 22h10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9 août 2015 à 14h56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 août 2015 à 13h05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 juil 2015 à 13h01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18 juil 2015 à 10h11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 juil 2015 à 6h45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 juin 2015 à 14h14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 juin 2015 à 7h12 
This is the best mod in existance
imnotrying 13 juin 2015 à 9h55 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22 mai 2015 à 19h14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 mai 2015 à 10h48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Chance4doom 12 mai 2015 à 21h12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"