Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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|R♣H| Jason V. 22 mai à 19h14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 mai à 10h48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Pootis Spencer 12 mai à 21h12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 mai à 5h53 
Ah, most excellent.
kzury 6 mai à 11h44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 24 avr à 16h38 
GreenChoc 24 avr à 6h17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 avr à 23h52 
the best mod LOL
springtrap 15 avr à 14h50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap 15 avr à 14h47 
one deadly arrow o-o
MLG Bot 10 mar à 2h08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan 27 fév à 18h04 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 fév à 21h59 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 fév à 19h36 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 fév à 8h49 
Jamma77 6 fév à 11h24 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Vengence 5 fév à 13h54 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Hint Salesman 27 jan à 13h30 
Enmar 19 jan à 16h39 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 jan à 14h20 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 15 déc 2014 à 13h42 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos 15 déc 2014 à 8h07 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura 3 déc 2014 à 22h20 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
Віктор 15 nov 2014 à 8h17 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ 20 oct 2014 à 15h48 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor 15 oct 2014 à 15h57 
GarethDeux 12 oct 2014 à 15h02 
Simply splendid.
Chi 27 sept 2014 à 13h18 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs 16 sept 2014 à 12h07 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RoguePolize 5 sept 2014 à 11h53 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk 1 sept 2014 à 11h51 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
✡ Shlomo Shekelberg ✡ 21 août 2014 à 1h43 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 20 août 2014 à 16h32 
Have you left the area for a few days?
✡ Shlomo Shekelberg ✡ 20 août 2014 à 2h43 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 19 août 2014 à 15h15 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
✡ Shlomo Shekelberg ✡ 19 août 2014 à 9h07 

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) 17 août 2014 à 21h38 
dark_matter_mobius 14 août 2014 à 20h42 
It isn't as annoying once you know what it really means: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:What_%22Arrow_To_The_Knee%22_Really_Means
dejak 8 août 2014 à 22h26 
arrow in the knee = married
michelle.bourgoyne 25 juil 2014 à 16h27 
The "sweetrolls" mod didn't say exactly what would happen. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
⋐Slendy⋑ 21 juil 2014 à 21h16 
yes Yes YESS
(G-S.N) Chicago Ben 10 juil 2014 à 17h56 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
@DjZeBeR 3 juil 2014 à 3h10 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt 30 juin 2014 à 18h32 
this mod...
Infy of the Factory Reset Clan 28 juin 2014 à 0h11 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 27 juin 2014 à 22h55 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
Infy of the Factory Reset Clan 27 juin 2014 à 16h14 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt 16 juin 2014 à 15h59 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 15 juin 2014 à 0h22 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1