Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 21 avr à 14h46 
After some time
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 21 avr à 14h46 
Bodies disappear and guards respawn
Fluffy 21 avr à 13h55 
does it..... kill them? i dont want dead bodies everywhere.
KUBARK (BR RJ) 11 avr à 5h25 
HUHEUHEUHE, this is TROLL
megalomania 4 avr à 21h41 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 29 mar à 7h16 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola 23 mar à 0h08 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon 18 mar à 18h45 
finally.
The Ghandi Effect 27 fév à 15h46 
a mod that the mention of a holding a weapon is punished
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 10 fév à 21h29 
Try moving it to the bottom of your load order
Kyoshi 10 fév à 14h48 
installed this and the sweet roll one, but when he said about the arrow, nothing happened :(
Does this need anything to work?
-={UIA}=- PVT. Scurvyman21 10 fév à 12h22 
Get the mod that turn their dialogue to only say arrow in the knee. Best day ever
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 8 fév à 15h14 
*The mighty Divines
AadamG 8 fév à 10h18 
The might Thor has answered our prayers!
ImmaBird 4 fév à 17h57 
muy custom dark elf guard he he eh prepare ti dai >:)
jacob.mccary 23 jan à 14h46 
Lol finally they die 4 bragging about there marriage and how they are settled down THOR HAS GIFTED US!
Lord Schoenfelder 14 jan à 9h42 
"Arrow to the knee" is an old Nordic saying for getting married! YOu BLOCK HEADS!
sndhomer 3 jan à 11h06 
awesome
Simsom4343 29 déc 2013 à 15h35 
I loved it, It is awesome!
Seal Honeybunch 28 déc 2013 à 13h55 
I combined this with a mod that makes guards incapable of saying anything but the arrow in the knee line :D
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 23 déc 2013 à 16h14 
Add me as a friend and I can say more. What I wrote there was what I remember without opening up the CK.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 23 déc 2013 à 16h13 
If you open up the CK you can eventually find the Guards' dialogue (hint: use the text search for lines you know that they say). Like all dialogue it has to be inside a quest - and you will find all the lines guards can say, and the conditions in which they say them. Dialogue can also have scripts attached to it. Then you find the script for the stormcall shout, the specific bit that causes lightning strikes, and it's just a little bit of work tweaking it and copying across into the dialogue. I think it works with very little changes - mostly you just need to reassign the Properties. (I cant actually remember exactly what I had to do, but you basically just knock it into shape until it works).
xFullArgon 23 déc 2013 à 11h20 
Awesome mod. Could you explain or make a tutorial about how you did it?
liam.s.phoenix 19 déc 2013 à 21h27 
My prayers have been answered!
Jams 18 déc 2013 à 17h45 
"Instead of removing the speech option, let's strike them dead where they stand!"
I love it.

I'm going to get the sweet roll one too. Hate it when they say that.
Dragontamer39 13 déc 2013 à 21h52 
This one is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Dragontamer39 13 déc 2013 à 21h44 
Hey can you make a mod that involves the werewolf comment i hate it...Cuz would you like it if people hurled insults like "Ugh, Spending time with your hounds you smell like wet dog"
JaconBacon 10 déc 2013 à 18h26 
Lol... I Used to be and adventurer like u... then i too ZAP!
Borg Number One 9 déc 2013 à 10h05 
THE BEST MOD
fk.zajko 5 déc 2013 à 15h04 
Fab!! Also free gear to loot for players on lower levels! Wee hee!
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 1 déc 2013 à 13h47 
LOL :D
NinjaX314 1 déc 2013 à 13h43 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE I definately have had interesting moments with this....especially forgetting that Ihave installed it...and then lightning.....hehehee
Zathmi 3 nov 2013 à 17h26 
Love it!
-[FF][P2P]- SaxxyGirl ◕‿◕ 2 nov 2013 à 7h08 
Guards: I used to be an adventurer like you than I took an arrow to the knee.
~installed this mod~
Me: I dare you to say that again.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 31 oct 2013 à 13h59 
@chalf2000: Where? It may be a translation or my own Nexus mirror. But I would like to know where you have seen it.
KneeGrinderF4i 31 oct 2013 à 11h50 
Absolutely hilarious
chalf2000 31 oct 2013 à 9h34 
I've seen a mod exactly the same as this published elswhere...
Yuyuimg 23 oct 2013 à 8h41 
okay, thanks! Awesome mod btw
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 22 oct 2013 à 13h20 
They should disappear and respawn at the normal game pace for that, which I am not sure about exactly, but probably a few in-game days.
Yuyuimg 22 oct 2013 à 13h01 
Do guards respawn and the bodies disappear after a while? And how long does it take?
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 10 oct 2013 à 18h28 
@Gunny the Druid: There's a good chance it won't - to make sure, place this mod higher up in your mod load order (using the Launcher -> Data menu), that way if there's a conflict, RNG guards will win out, and this mod simply won't take effect (rather than breaking anything).
ARC Gunner Gunny 10 oct 2013 à 13h53 
Will this conflict with RNG guards?
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 4 oct 2013 à 0h05 
@Mr.Mercury: Yes it does, although the lightning bolt effect often fails to appear, so the guards just look as though they've been zapped with electricity from nowhere.
Mr Mercury 3 oct 2013 à 20h08 
does it work on guards indoors?
Smurfy8374 25 sept 2013 à 19h53 
just subscribed cause i love the sound of this mod & the sweetroll one will be subscribed to shortly simply cause i find that most guards comments are annoying
Izlawake 17 sept 2013 à 10h02 
I foresee lots of E pressing with guards from now on.
[DFS]Dj_Ender 30 août 2013 à 6h39 
Most of guards are now dead because of this + the sweetroll punishment mod....
Brisix 21 août 2013 à 12h58 
@Turn_on_a_Dime okay thanks a lot, got 33 mods i dont want to test them all now but thanks ;)
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 20 août 2013 à 22h01 
@Triple Nipple Dot: That means there might be some other mod conflicting with this one
Brisix 20 août 2013 à 13h37 
they dont explode after this sentence, nothing happends