Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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iDjZeBeR 3. heinä 3.10 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt 30. kesä 18.32 
this mod...
Infinatious 28. kesä 0.11 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [tekijä] 27. kesä 22.55 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428
Infinatious 27. kesä 16.14 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt 16. kesä 15.59 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 15. kesä 0.22 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1
MIGIT-ZILLA 18. touko 3.37 
LOL >D
salarian 7. touko 16.44 
I couldn't stop laughing. Daedric punishment is great too but you can't loot gear. The kids enjoy the sweetrolls. I have unsubscribed only because I am going to use Nexus this run but I will be using several of your wonderful mods.
Taco Bell 3. touko 16.42 
I salute to you sir.
StalkingEmu 3. touko 15.24 
Greatest mod ever to exist. You deserve a thousand applauds for eeach time i've jabbed a knife in my ear for hearing arrow and knee in the same sentence.
gildenbananam 26. huhti 18.49 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I.... AAAAHHH!! (Dragonborn walks away from dead body)
Turn_on_a_Dime  [tekijä] 21. huhti 14.46 
After some time
Turn_on_a_Dime  [tekijä] 21. huhti 14.46 
Bodies disappear and guards respawn
Fluffy 21. huhti 13.55 
does it..... kill them? i dont want dead bodies everywhere.
KUBARK (BR RJ) 11. huhti 5.25 
HUHEUHEUHE, this is TROLL
megalomania 4. huhti 21.41 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 29. maalis 7.16 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola 23. maalis 0.08 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon 18. maalis 18.45 
finally.
your therapist 27. helmi 15.46 
a mod that the mention of a holding a weapon is punished
Turn_on_a_Dime  [tekijä] 10. helmi 21.29 
Try moving it to the bottom of your load order
Kyoshi 10. helmi 14.48 
installed this and the sweet roll one, but when he said about the arrow, nothing happened :(
Does this need anything to work?
-={UIA}=- PVT. Scurvyman21 10. helmi 12.22 
Get the mod that turn their dialogue to only say arrow in the knee. Best day ever
Turn_on_a_Dime  [tekijä] 8. helmi 15.14 
*The mighty Divines
AadamG 8. helmi 10.18 
The might Thor has answered our prayers!
ImmaBird 4. helmi 17.57 
muy custom dark elf guard he he eh prepare ti dai >:)
jacob.mccary 23. tammi 14.46 
Lol finally they die 4 bragging about there marriage and how they are settled down THOR HAS GIFTED US!
Lord Schoenfelder 14. tammi 9.42 
"Arrow to the knee" is an old Nordic saying for getting married! YOu BLOCK HEADS!
sndhomer 3. tammi 11.06 
awesome
Simsom4343 29. joulu, 2013 15.35 
I loved it, It is awesome!
>greentext ›› 28. joulu, 2013 13.55 
I combined this with a mod that makes guards incapable of saying anything but the arrow in the knee line :D
Turn_on_a_Dime  [tekijä] 23. joulu, 2013 16.14 
Add me as a friend and I can say more. What I wrote there was what I remember without opening up the CK.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [tekijä] 23. joulu, 2013 16.13 
If you open up the CK you can eventually find the Guards' dialogue (hint: use the text search for lines you know that they say). Like all dialogue it has to be inside a quest - and you will find all the lines guards can say, and the conditions in which they say them. Dialogue can also have scripts attached to it. Then you find the script for the stormcall shout, the specific bit that causes lightning strikes, and it's just a little bit of work tweaking it and copying across into the dialogue. I think it works with very little changes - mostly you just need to reassign the Properties. (I cant actually remember exactly what I had to do, but you basically just knock it into shape until it works).
xFullArgon 23. joulu, 2013 11.20 
Awesome mod. Could you explain or make a tutorial about how you did it?
liam.s.phoenix 19. joulu, 2013 21.27 
My prayers have been answered!
Jams 18. joulu, 2013 17.45 
"Instead of removing the speech option, let's strike them dead where they stand!"
I love it.

I'm going to get the sweet roll one too. Hate it when they say that.
Dragontamer39 13. joulu, 2013 21.52 
This one is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Dragontamer39 13. joulu, 2013 21.44 
Hey can you make a mod that involves the werewolf comment i hate it...Cuz would you like it if people hurled insults like "Ugh, Spending time with your hounds you smell like wet dog"
[WestMo] Buffalo 10. joulu, 2013 18.26 
Lol... I Used to be and adventurer like u... then i too ZAP!
Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC 9. joulu, 2013 10.05 
THE BEST MOD
fk.zajko 5. joulu, 2013 15.04 
Fab!! Also free gear to loot for players on lower levels! Wee hee!
Turn_on_a_Dime  [tekijä] 1. joulu, 2013 13.47 
LOL :D
Liquid NinjaX314 1. joulu, 2013 13.43 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE I definately have had interesting moments with this....especially forgetting that Ihave installed it...and then lightning.....hehehee
Zathmi 3. marras, 2013 17.26 
Love it!
=[o.W.n]= SaxxyGirl ◕‿◕ 2. marras, 2013 7.08 
Guards: I used to be an adventurer like you than I took an arrow to the knee.
~installed this mod~
Me: I dare you to say that again.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [tekijä] 31. loka, 2013 13.59 
@chalf2000: Where? It may be a translation or my own Nexus mirror. But I would like to know where you have seen it.
KneeGrinderF4i 31. loka, 2013 11.50 
Absolutely hilarious
chalf2000 31. loka, 2013 9.34 
I've seen a mod exactly the same as this published elswhere...
Yuyuimg 23. loka, 2013 8.41 
okay, thanks! Awesome mod btw