The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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piercepd Jan 22 @ 12:20pm 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Liz Hawke Jan 20 @ 8:24am 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 Jan 8 @ 5:30pm 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 Dec 28, 2015 @ 2:16pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 Dec 14, 2015 @ 7:59pm 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Jikazushikikutaku Nov 29, 2015 @ 3:03am 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ Nov 8, 2015 @ 12:21am 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans Oct 24, 2015 @ 7:15am 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Oct 21, 2015 @ 7:46pm 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans Oct 21, 2015 @ 3:51pm 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Oct 21, 2015 @ 3:48pm 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans Oct 21, 2015 @ 3:46pm 
DG compatible?
Ligoragor Bison Zabi Sep 21, 2015 @ 4:51pm 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
❤ Companion Cube ❤ Sep 20, 2015 @ 7:05am 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King Sep 9, 2015 @ 9:51am 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard Sep 1, 2015 @ 10:14pm 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx Aug 30, 2015 @ 5:22pm 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
[F3AR]Foxxy346 Aug 30, 2015 @ 6:04am 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:56pm 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan Aug 11, 2015 @ 10:10pm 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
๖ۣۜⒼⓗⓔⓝⓖⓘⓢ Aug 9, 2015 @ 2:56pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...

Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel Aug 9, 2015 @ 1:05pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle Jul 23, 2015 @ 1:01pm 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide Jul 18, 2015 @ 10:11am 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl Jul 6, 2015 @ 6:45am 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 Jun 30, 2015 @ 2:14pm 
EOTeal [Scrapbanking!] Jun 17, 2015 @ 7:12am 
This is the best mod in existance
iamturtlez Jun 13, 2015 @ 9:55am 
xD great mod
Scoutzi [049] May 22, 2015 @ 7:14pm 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo May 21, 2015 @ 10:48am 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paathurnax May 12, 2015 @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 May 12, 2015 @ 5:53am 
Ah, most excellent.
RIKKE May 6, 2015 @ 11:44am 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Apr 24, 2015 @ 4:38pm 
GreenChoc Apr 24, 2015 @ 6:17am 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 Apr 19, 2015 @ 11:52pm 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou Apr 15, 2015 @ 2:50pm 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou Apr 15, 2015 @ 2:47pm 
one deadly arrow o-o
Doge army Mar 10, 2015 @ 2:08am 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ Feb 28, 2015 @ 10:52am 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
TR-8R Feb 27, 2015 @ 6:04pm 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen Feb 25, 2015 @ 9:59pm 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities Feb 24, 2015 @ 7:36pm 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 Feb 16, 2015 @ 8:49am 
Jamma77 Feb 6, 2015 @ 11:24am 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Old Hoxton Feb 5, 2015 @ 1:54pm 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. Jan 27, 2015 @ 1:30pm 
Uzumati Jan 19, 2015 @ 4:39pm 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop Jan 19, 2015 @ 2:20pm 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Dec 15, 2014 @ 1:42pm 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this:
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!