The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Ross The Emerald Fox Aug 24 @ 4:56pm 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan Aug 11 @ 10:10pm 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Your Best Friend Aug 9 @ 2:56pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...

Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel Aug 9 @ 1:05pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle Jul 23 @ 1:01pm 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide Jul 18 @ 10:11am 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl Jul 6 @ 6:45am 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 Jun 30 @ 2:14pm 
EOTeal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jun 17 @ 7:12am 
This is the best mod in existance
turtlllllllezzzzz Jun 13 @ 9:55am 
xD great mod
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo May 21 @ 10:48am 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paarthurnax May 12 @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 May 12 @ 5:53am 
Ah, most excellent.
kzury May 6 @ 11:44am 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Apr 24 @ 4:38pm 
GreenChoc Apr 24 @ 6:17am 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 Apr 19 @ 11:52pm 
the best mod LOL
springtrap Apr 15 @ 2:50pm 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap Apr 15 @ 2:47pm 
one deadly arrow o-o
[Optic.G]Trio kills Mar 10 @ 2:08am 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan Feb 27 @ 6:04pm 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen Feb 25 @ 9:59pm 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities Feb 24 @ 7:36pm 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 Feb 16 @ 8:49am 
Jamma77 Feb 6 @ 11:24am 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Keme (tf2 trading) Feb 5 @ 1:54pm 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
Enmar Jan 19 @ 4:39pm 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop Jan 19 @ 2:20pm 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Dec 15, 2014 @ 1:42pm 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this:
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos Dec 15, 2014 @ 8:07am 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura Dec 3, 2014 @ 10:20pm 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
uncleviki Nov 15, 2014 @ 8:17am 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ Oct 20, 2014 @ 3:48pm 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor Oct 15, 2014 @ 3:57pm 
GarethDeux Oct 12, 2014 @ 3:02pm 
Simply splendid.
Chi Sep 27, 2014 @ 1:18pm 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs (the monkey) Sep 16, 2014 @ 12:07pm 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RogueAI Sep 5, 2014 @ 11:53am 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk Sep 1, 2014 @ 11:51am 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
. . . Aug 21, 2014 @ 1:43am 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Aug 20, 2014 @ 4:32pm 
Have you left the area for a few days?
. . . Aug 20, 2014 @ 2:43am 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Aug 19, 2014 @ 3:15pm 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
. . . Aug 19, 2014 @ 9:07am 

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) Aug 17, 2014 @ 9:38pm 
dark_matter_mobius Aug 14, 2014 @ 8:42pm 
It isn't as annoying once you know what it really means:
dejak Aug 8, 2014 @ 10:26pm 
arrow in the knee = married