Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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(G-S.N) Chicago Ben 10 jul om 5:56nm 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
iDjZeBeR 3 jul om 3:10vm 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt 30 jun om 6:32nm 
this mod...
Infinatious 28 jun om 12:11vm 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 27 jun om 10:55nm 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428
Infinatious 27 jun om 4:14nm 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt 16 jun om 3:59nm 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 15 jun om 12:22vm 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1
MIGIT-ZILLA 18 mei om 3:37vm 
LOL >D
salarian 7 mei om 4:44nm 
I couldn't stop laughing. Daedric punishment is great too but you can't loot gear. The kids enjoy the sweetrolls. I have unsubscribed only because I am going to use Nexus this run but I will be using several of your wonderful mods.
Taco Bell 3 mei om 4:42nm 
I salute to you sir.
StalkingEmu 3 mei om 3:24nm 
Greatest mod ever to exist. You deserve a thousand applauds for eeach time i've jabbed a knife in my ear for hearing arrow and knee in the same sentence.
gildenbananam 26 apr om 6:49nm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I.... AAAAHHH!! (Dragonborn walks away from dead body)
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 21 apr om 2:46nm 
After some time
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 21 apr om 2:46nm 
Bodies disappear and guards respawn
Fluffy 21 apr om 1:55nm 
does it..... kill them? i dont want dead bodies everywhere.
KUBARK (BR RJ) 11 apr om 5:25vm 
HUHEUHEUHE, this is TROLL
megalomania 4 apr om 9:41nm 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 29 mrt om 7:16vm 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola 23 mrt om 12:08vm 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon 18 mrt om 6:45nm 
finally.
your therapist 27 feb om 3:46nm 
a mod that the mention of a holding a weapon is punished
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 10 feb om 9:29nm 
Try moving it to the bottom of your load order
Kyoshi 10 feb om 2:48nm 
installed this and the sweet roll one, but when he said about the arrow, nothing happened :(
Does this need anything to work?
-={UIA}=- PVT. Scurvyman21 10 feb om 12:22nm 
Get the mod that turn their dialogue to only say arrow in the knee. Best day ever
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 8 feb om 3:14nm 
*The mighty Divines
AadamG 8 feb om 10:18vm 
The might Thor has answered our prayers!
ImmaBird 4 feb om 5:57nm 
muy custom dark elf guard he he eh prepare ti dai >:)
jacob.mccary 23 jan om 2:46nm 
Lol finally they die 4 bragging about there marriage and how they are settled down THOR HAS GIFTED US!
Lord Schoenfelder 14 jan om 9:42vm 
"Arrow to the knee" is an old Nordic saying for getting married! YOu BLOCK HEADS!
sndhomer 3 jan om 11:06vm 
awesome
Simsom4343 29 dec 2013 om 3:35nm 
I loved it, It is awesome!
Seal ›› 28 dec 2013 om 1:55nm 
I combined this with a mod that makes guards incapable of saying anything but the arrow in the knee line :D
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 23 dec 2013 om 4:14nm 
Add me as a friend and I can say more. What I wrote there was what I remember without opening up the CK.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 23 dec 2013 om 4:13nm 
If you open up the CK you can eventually find the Guards' dialogue (hint: use the text search for lines you know that they say). Like all dialogue it has to be inside a quest - and you will find all the lines guards can say, and the conditions in which they say them. Dialogue can also have scripts attached to it. Then you find the script for the stormcall shout, the specific bit that causes lightning strikes, and it's just a little bit of work tweaking it and copying across into the dialogue. I think it works with very little changes - mostly you just need to reassign the Properties. (I cant actually remember exactly what I had to do, but you basically just knock it into shape until it works).
xFullArgon 23 dec 2013 om 11:20vm 
Awesome mod. Could you explain or make a tutorial about how you did it?
liam.s.phoenix 19 dec 2013 om 9:27nm 
My prayers have been answered!
Jams [kinda no sound] 18 dec 2013 om 5:45nm 
"Instead of removing the speech option, let's strike them dead where they stand!"
I love it.

I'm going to get the sweet roll one too. Hate it when they say that.
Dragontamer39 13 dec 2013 om 9:52nm 
This one is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Dragontamer39 13 dec 2013 om 9:44nm 
Hey can you make a mod that involves the werewolf comment i hate it...Cuz would you like it if people hurled insults like "Ugh, Spending time with your hounds you smell like wet dog"
[WestMo] Buffalo 10 dec 2013 om 6:26nm 
Lol... I Used to be and adventurer like u... then i too ZAP!
Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC 9 dec 2013 om 10:05vm 
THE BEST MOD
fk.zajko 5 dec 2013 om 3:04nm 
Fab!! Also free gear to loot for players on lower levels! Wee hee!
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 1 dec 2013 om 1:47nm 
LOL :D
Liquid NinjaX314 1 dec 2013 om 1:43nm 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE I definately have had interesting moments with this....especially forgetting that Ihave installed it...and then lightning.....hehehee
Zathmi 3 nov 2013 om 5:26nm 
Love it!
=[o.W.n]= SaxxyGirl ◕‿◕ 2 nov 2013 om 7:08vm 
Guards: I used to be an adventurer like you than I took an arrow to the knee.
~installed this mod~
Me: I dare you to say that again.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 31 okt 2013 om 1:59nm 
@chalf2000: Where? It may be a translation or my own Nexus mirror. But I would like to know where you have seen it.
KneeGrinderF4i 31 okt 2013 om 11:50vm 
Absolutely hilarious
chalf2000 31 okt 2013 om 9:34vm 
I've seen a mod exactly the same as this published elswhere...