The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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514 opmerkingen
nacho_23d 9 sep om 9:24nm 
Perfección :'v
kittehoverlord 31 aug om 8:52nm 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
Mr.Hoxton 27 aug om 2:32nm 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
BlackVision 20 jul om 7:43nm 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 jun om 12:30nm 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 28 mei om 11:41nm 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23 mei om 10:19nm 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 mrt om 8:35vm 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Squidity く コ:彡 7 mrt om 2:18nm 
nice
xXNyanKittensXx 20 feb om 8:09vm 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 jan om 12:20nm 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 20 jan om 8:24vm 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8 jan om 5:30nm 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 dec 2015 om 2:16nm 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 dec 2015 om 7:59nm 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Anginox 29 nov 2015 om 3:03vm 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 nov 2015 om 12:21vm 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 24 okt 2015 om 7:15vm 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 21 okt 2015 om 7:46nm 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 21 okt 2015 om 3:51nm 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 21 okt 2015 om 3:48nm 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 21 okt 2015 om 3:46nm 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 sep 2015 om 4:51nm 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Salty 20 sep 2015 om 7:05vm 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 sep 2015 om 9:51vm 
This is hilarious.
KABOOOM 1 sep 2015 om 10:14nm 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 aug 2015 om 5:22nm 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
✪ SceneKid 30 aug 2015 om 6:04vm 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 aug 2015 om 4:56nm 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 aug 2015 om 10:10nm 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̲̼̀̉́͞͝ 9 aug 2015 om 2:56nm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 aug 2015 om 1:05nm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 jul 2015 om 1:01nm 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18 jul 2015 om 10:11vm 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 jul 2015 om 6:45vm 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 jun 2015 om 2:14nm 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 jun 2015 om 7:12vm 
This is the best mod in existance
Gandalf The Grey 13 jun 2015 om 9:55vm 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22 mei 2015 om 7:14nm 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 mei 2015 om 10:48vm 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Unknowingname02 12 mei 2015 om 9:12nm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 mei 2015 om 5:53vm 
Ah, most excellent.
Lorian 6 mei 2015 om 11:44vm 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 24 apr 2015 om 4:38nm 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 apr 2015 om 6:17vm 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 apr 2015 om 11:52nm 
the best mod LOL
Murder! Sans 15 apr 2015 om 2:50nm 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Murder! Sans 15 apr 2015 om 2:47nm 
one deadly arrow o-o
Mr.322 10 mrt 2015 om 2:08vm 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28 feb 2015 om 10:52vm 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No