Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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KUBARK (BR RJ) 11. apr kl. 5:25am 
megalomania 4. apr kl. 9:41pm 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 29. mar kl. 7:16am 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola 23. mar kl. 12:08am 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon 18. mar kl. 6:45pm 
The Ghandi Effect 27. feb kl. 3:46pm 
a mod that the mention of a holding a weapon is punished
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 10. feb kl. 9:29pm 
Try moving it to the bottom of your load order
Kyoshi 10. feb kl. 2:48pm 
installed this and the sweet roll one, but when he said about the arrow, nothing happened :(
Does this need anything to work?
-={UIA}=- PVT. Scurvyman21 10. feb kl. 12:22pm 
Get the mod that turn their dialogue to only say arrow in the knee. Best day ever
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 8. feb kl. 3:14pm 
*The mighty Divines
AadamG 8. feb kl. 10:18am 
The might Thor has answered our prayers!
ImmaBird 4. feb kl. 5:57pm 
muy custom dark elf guard he he eh prepare ti dai >:)
jacob.mccary 23. jan kl. 2:46pm 
Lol finally they die 4 bragging about there marriage and how they are settled down THOR HAS GIFTED US!
Lord Schoenfelder 14. jan kl. 9:42am 
"Arrow to the knee" is an old Nordic saying for getting married! YOu BLOCK HEADS!
sndhomer 3. jan kl. 11:06am 
Simsom4343 29. dec 2013 kl. 3:35pm 
I loved it, It is awesome!
SEAL O GREEN 28. dec 2013 kl. 1:55pm 
I combined this with a mod that makes guards incapable of saying anything but the arrow in the knee line :D
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 23. dec 2013 kl. 4:14pm 
Add me as a friend and I can say more. What I wrote there was what I remember without opening up the CK.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 23. dec 2013 kl. 4:13pm 
If you open up the CK you can eventually find the Guards' dialogue (hint: use the text search for lines you know that they say). Like all dialogue it has to be inside a quest - and you will find all the lines guards can say, and the conditions in which they say them. Dialogue can also have scripts attached to it. Then you find the script for the stormcall shout, the specific bit that causes lightning strikes, and it's just a little bit of work tweaking it and copying across into the dialogue. I think it works with very little changes - mostly you just need to reassign the Properties. (I cant actually remember exactly what I had to do, but you basically just knock it into shape until it works).
xFullArgon 23. dec 2013 kl. 11:20am 
Awesome mod. Could you explain or make a tutorial about how you did it?
liam.s.phoenix 19. dec 2013 kl. 9:27pm 
My prayers have been answered!
Jams 18. dec 2013 kl. 5:45pm 
"Instead of removing the speech option, let's strike them dead where they stand!"
I love it.

I'm going to get the sweet roll one too. Hate it when they say that.
Dragontamer39 13. dec 2013 kl. 9:52pm 
This one is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Dragontamer39 13. dec 2013 kl. 9:44pm 
Hey can you make a mod that involves the werewolf comment i hate it...Cuz would you like it if people hurled insults like "Ugh, Spending time with your hounds you smell like wet dog"
Kaka-Carrot-Cake 10. dec 2013 kl. 6:26pm 
Lol... I Used to be and adventurer like u... then i too ZAP!
Borg Number One 9. dec 2013 kl. 10:05am 
fk.zajko 5. dec 2013 kl. 3:04pm 
Fab!! Also free gear to loot for players on lower levels! Wee hee!
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 1. dec 2013 kl. 1:47pm 
NinjaX314 1. dec 2013 kl. 1:43pm 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE I definately have had interesting moments with this....especially forgetting that Ihave installed it...and then lightning.....hehehee
Zathmi 3. nov 2013 kl. 5:26pm 
Love it!
-[FF][P2P]- SaxxyGirl ◕‿◕ 2. nov 2013 kl. 7:08am 
Guards: I used to be an adventurer like you than I took an arrow to the knee.
~installed this mod~
Me: I dare you to say that again.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 31. okt 2013 kl. 1:59pm 
@chalf2000: Where? It may be a translation or my own Nexus mirror. But I would like to know where you have seen it.
KneeGrinderF4i 31. okt 2013 kl. 11:50am 
Absolutely hilarious
chalf2000 31. okt 2013 kl. 9:34am 
I've seen a mod exactly the same as this published elswhere...
Yuyuimg 23. okt 2013 kl. 8:41am 
okay, thanks! Awesome mod btw
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 22. okt 2013 kl. 1:20pm 
They should disappear and respawn at the normal game pace for that, which I am not sure about exactly, but probably a few in-game days.
Yuyuimg 22. okt 2013 kl. 1:01pm 
Do guards respawn and the bodies disappear after a while? And how long does it take?
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 10. okt 2013 kl. 6:28pm 
@Gunny the Druid: There's a good chance it won't - to make sure, place this mod higher up in your mod load order (using the Launcher -> Data menu), that way if there's a conflict, RNG guards will win out, and this mod simply won't take effect (rather than breaking anything).
ARC Gunner Gunny 10. okt 2013 kl. 1:53pm 
Will this conflict with RNG guards?
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 4. okt 2013 kl. 12:05am 
@Mr.Mercury: Yes it does, although the lightning bolt effect often fails to appear, so the guards just look as though they've been zapped with electricity from nowhere.
Mr Mercury 3. okt 2013 kl. 8:08pm 
does it work on guards indoors?
Smurfy8374 25. sep 2013 kl. 7:53pm 
just subscribed cause i love the sound of this mod & the sweetroll one will be subscribed to shortly simply cause i find that most guards comments are annoying
Izlawake 17. sep 2013 kl. 10:02am 
I foresee lots of E pressing with guards from now on.
[DFS]Dj_Ender 30. aug 2013 kl. 6:39am 
Most of guards are now dead because of this + the sweetroll punishment mod....
Brisix 21. aug 2013 kl. 12:58pm 
@Turn_on_a_Dime okay thanks a lot, got 33 mods i dont want to test them all now but thanks ;)
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 20. aug 2013 kl. 10:01pm 
@Triple Nipple Dot: That means there might be some other mod conflicting with this one
Brisix 20. aug 2013 kl. 1:37pm 
they dont explode after this sentence, nothing happends
Sweet Jesus Tender Bunz 19. aug 2013 kl. 12:00am 
Yea i guess... still nice mod
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 18. aug 2013 kl. 11:43pm 
True, vids are nice. But there's heaps of vid links in the description.
Sweet Jesus Tender Bunz 18. aug 2013 kl. 2:48am 
Hehe, but u should add a vid