The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Počet komentářů: 527
Frundor 25. říj. v 16.58 
michaelaus69: Yeah, or punnishment for saying that i smell like a wet dog!
Maybe Hircine´s wild hunt for those guards? :D
michaelaus69 14. říj. v 21.06 
I wish you had the same mod mentioning that they are reforming the Dawnguard. But this one is fun to use too.
Ariksbane 12. zář. v 17.54 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
Crazey_Davey 25. čvc. v 23.26 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 24. pro. 2016 v 14.48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26. lis. 2016 v 14.57 
its not working for me...
Jean-Claude 18. lis. 2016 v 14.45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBein (Memelord) 5. lis. 2016 v 9.20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29. říj. 2016 v 19.08 
nice
OOFnSPOOF 17. říj. 2016 v 2.12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15. říj. 2016 v 23.58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28. zář. 2016 v 3.41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
SteveLikesMetal 27. zář. 2016 v 17.02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9. zář. 2016 v 21.24 
Perfección :'v
kittehoverlord 31. srp. 2016 v 20.52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27. srp. 2016 v 14.32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
The BlackVision 20. čvc. 2016 v 19.43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27. čvn. 2016 v 12.30 
My hero...
mintberrycrunch 28. kvě. 2016 v 23.41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23. kvě. 2016 v 22.19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27. bře. 2016 v 8.35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Trinity 7. bře. 2016 v 14.18 
nice
It's Spectre Not Specter 20. úno. 2016 v 8.09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22. led. 2016 v 12.20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Rose From Ash 20. led. 2016 v 8.24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8. led. 2016 v 17.30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28. pro. 2015 v 14.16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
★ Fabulous ★ 14. pro. 2015 v 19.59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
AnginøX 29. lis. 2015 v 3.03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8. lis. 2015 v 0.21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Azzule 24. říj. 2015 v 7.15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21. říj. 2015 v 19.46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Azzule 21. říj. 2015 v 15.51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 21. říj. 2015 v 15.48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Azzule 21. říj. 2015 v 15.46 
DG compatible?
Bison "The AlBhed Massacre" Zabi 21. zář. 2015 v 16.51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20. zář. 2015 v 7.05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9. zář. 2015 v 9.51 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 1. zář. 2015 v 22.14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30. srp. 2015 v 17.22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Princess qt 30. srp. 2015 v 6.04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24. srp. 2015 v 16.56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11. srp. 2015 v 22.10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9. srp. 2015 v 14.56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9. srp. 2015 v 13.05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23. čvc. 2015 v 13.01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18. čvc. 2015 v 10.11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6. čvc. 2015 v 6.45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30. čvn. 2015 v 14.14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17. čvn. 2015 v 7.12 
This is the best mod in existance