The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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509 коментара
Trimix 23 май в 10:19 следобед 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 март в 8:35 сутринта 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Squidity く コ:彡 7 март в 2:18 следобед 
nice
xXItzKittyXx 20 февруари в 8:09 сутринта 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 януари в 12:20 следобед 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Major Kyra Nerys 20 януари в 8:24 сутринта 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 8 януари в 5:30 следобед 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 декември 2015 в 2:16 следобед 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 декември 2015 в 7:59 следобед 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Ripperino Skinnerino 29 ноември 2015 в 3:03 сутринта 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 ноември 2015 в 12:21 сутринта 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 24 октомври 2015 в 7:15 сутринта 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 21 октомври 2015 в 7:46 следобед 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 21 октомври 2015 в 3:51 следобед 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 21 октомври 2015 в 3:48 следобед 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 21 октомври 2015 в 3:46 следобед 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 септември 2015 в 4:51 следобед 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Salty 20 септември 2015 в 7:05 сутринта 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 септември 2015 в 9:51 сутринта 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard 1 септември 2015 в 10:14 следобед 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 август 2015 в 5:22 следобед 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
WannabeSceneKid 30 август 2015 в 6:04 сутринта 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 август 2015 в 4:56 следобед 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 август 2015 в 10:10 следобед 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Jak form Statferm 9 август 2015 в 2:56 следобед 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9 август 2015 в 1:05 следобед 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 юли 2015 в 1:01 следобед 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Koseu Omes 18 юли 2015 в 10:11 сутринта 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 юли 2015 в 6:45 сутринта 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 юни 2015 в 2:14 следобед 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 юни 2015 в 7:12 сутринта 
This is the best mod in existance
Turtlesarepeople2 13 юни 2015 в 9:55 сутринта 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22 май 2015 в 7:14 следобед 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 май 2015 в 10:48 сутринта 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
I say, Nigel! 12 май 2015 в 9:12 следобед 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 май 2015 в 5:53 сутринта 
Ah, most excellent.
RIZE 6 май 2015 в 11:44 сутринта 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 24 април 2015 в 4:38 следобед 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 април 2015 в 6:17 сутринта 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 април 2015 в 11:52 следобед 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou 15 април 2015 в 2:50 следобед 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou 15 април 2015 в 2:47 следобед 
one deadly arrow o-o
Monkey in a Barrel 10 март 2015 в 2:08 сутринта 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28 февруари 2015 в 10:52 сутринта 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
Jesus 27 февруари 2015 в 6:04 следобед 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 февруари 2015 в 9:59 следобед 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 февруари 2015 в 7:36 следобед 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 февруари 2015 в 8:49 сутринта 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 февруари 2015 в 11:24 сутринта 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Gary 41 5 февруари 2015 в 1:54 следобед 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee