The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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523 коментара
Jaceper 24 декември 2016 в 14:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26 ноември 2016 в 14:57 
its not working for me...
BOT Keith 18 ноември 2016 в 14:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBein (Memelord) 5 ноември 2016 в 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29 октомври 2016 в 19:08 
nice
Conorbi 17 октомври 2016 в 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 октомври 2016 в 23:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28 септември 2016 в 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
just steve 27 септември 2016 в 17:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9 септември 2016 в 21:24 
Perfección :'v
#2_:3 31 август 2016 в 20:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27 август 2016 в 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
The BlackVision 20 юли 2016 в 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 юни 2016 в 12:30 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 28 май 2016 в 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23 май 2016 в 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 март 2016 в 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Bluby The Ruby 7 март 2016 в 14:18 
nice
20 февруари 2016 в 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 януари 2016 в 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 20 януари 2016 в 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8 януари 2016 в 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 декември 2015 в 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
George W. Bush 14 декември 2015 в 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
AnginoX 29 ноември 2015 в 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 ноември 2015 в 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
puddipuddi 24 октомври 2015 в 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 21 октомври 2015 в 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
puddipuddi 21 октомври 2015 в 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 21 октомври 2015 в 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
puddipuddi 21 октомври 2015 в 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 септември 2015 в 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20 септември 2015 в 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 септември 2015 в 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 1 септември 2015 в 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 август 2015 в 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
MoldyLunchBoxx 30 август 2015 в 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 август 2015 в 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 август 2015 в 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9 август 2015 в 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 август 2015 в 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 юли 2015 в 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18 юли 2015 в 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 юли 2015 в 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 юни 2015 в 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 юни 2015 в 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
Smile 13 юни 2015 в 9:55 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22 май 2015 в 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 май 2015 в 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Chance4doom 12 май 2015 в 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"