The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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527 comentário(s)
Frundor 25 de out às 16:58 
michaelaus69: Yeah, or punnishment for saying that i smell like a wet dog!
Maybe Hircine´s wild hunt for those guards? :D
michaelaus69 14 de out às 21:06 
I wish you had the same mod mentioning that they are reforming the Dawnguard. But this one is fun to use too.
Ariksbane 12 de set às 17:54 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
Crazey_Davey 25 de jul às 23:26 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 24/dez/2016 às 14:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26/nov/2016 às 14:57 
its not working for me...
Jean-Claude 18/nov/2016 às 14:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBein (Memelord) 5/nov/2016 às 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29/out/2016 às 19:08 
nice
OOFnSPOOF 17/out/2016 às 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15/out/2016 às 23:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28/set/2016 às 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
SteveLikesMetal 27/set/2016 às 17:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9/set/2016 às 21:24 
Perfección :'v
kittehoverlord 31/ago/2016 às 20:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27/ago/2016 às 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
The BlackVision 20/jul/2016 às 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27/jun/2016 às 12:30 
My hero...
mintberrycrunch 28/mai/2016 às 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23/mai/2016 às 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27/mar/2016 às 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Trinity 7/mar/2016 às 14:18 
nice
IIRoguePhoenixII 20/fev/2016 às 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22/jan/2016 às 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Rose From Ash 20/jan/2016 às 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8/jan/2016 às 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28/dez/2015 às 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
★ Fabulous ★ 14/dez/2015 às 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
AnginøX 29/nov/2015 às 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8/nov/2015 às 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Azzule 24/out/2015 às 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor(a)] 21/out/2015 às 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Azzule 21/out/2015 às 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor(a)] 21/out/2015 às 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Azzule 21/out/2015 às 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison "The AlBhed Massacre" Zabi 21/set/2015 às 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20/set/2015 às 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9/set/2015 às 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 1/set/2015 às 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30/ago/2015 às 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Princess qt 30/ago/2015 às 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24/ago/2015 às 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11/ago/2015 às 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9/ago/2015 às 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9/ago/2015 às 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23/jul/2015 às 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18/jul/2015 às 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6/jul/2015 às 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30/jun/2015 às 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17/jun/2015 às 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance