The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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514 comentário(s)
nacho_23d 9 de set às 21:24 
Perfección :'v
kittehoverlord 31 de ago às 20:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
Mr.Hoxton 27 de ago às 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
BlackVision 20 de jul às 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 de jun às 12:30 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 28 de mai às 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23 de mai às 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 de mar às 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Squidity く コ:彡 7 de mar às 14:18 
nice
xXNyanKittensXx 20 de fev às 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 de jan às 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 20 de jan às 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8 de jan às 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28/dez/2015 às 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14/dez/2015 às 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Ravioli 29/nov/2015 às 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8/nov/2015 às 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 24/out/2015 às 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor(a)] 21/out/2015 às 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 21/out/2015 às 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor(a)] 21/out/2015 às 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 21/out/2015 às 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21/set/2015 às 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Salty 20/set/2015 às 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9/set/2015 às 9:51 
This is hilarious.
KABOOOM 1/set/2015 às 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30/ago/2015 às 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
✪ SceneKid 30/ago/2015 às 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24/ago/2015 às 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11/ago/2015 às 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̲̼̀̉́͞͝ 9/ago/2015 às 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9/ago/2015 às 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23/jul/2015 às 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18/jul/2015 às 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6/jul/2015 às 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30/jun/2015 às 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17/jun/2015 às 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
Gandalf The Grey 13/jun/2015 às 9:55 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22/mai/2015 às 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21/mai/2015 às 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Unknowingname02 12/mai/2015 às 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12/mai/2015 às 5:53 
Ah, most excellent.
Lorian 6/mai/2015 às 11:44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor(a)] 24/abr/2015 às 16:38 
Yes
GreenChoc 24/abr/2015 às 6:17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19/abr/2015 às 23:52 
the best mod LOL
Murder! Sans 15/abr/2015 às 14:50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Murder! Sans 15/abr/2015 às 14:47 
one deadly arrow o-o
Mr.322 10/mar/2015 às 2:08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28/fev/2015 às 10:52 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No