Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Mad God Sanguine há 13 horas 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 de mai às 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Pootis Spencer 12 de mai às 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 de mai às 5:53 
Ah, most excellent.
kzury 6 de mai às 11:44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor(a)] 24 de abr às 16:38 
GreenChoc 24 de abr às 6:17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 de abr às 23:52 
the best mod LOL
springtrap 15 de abr às 14:50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap 15 de abr às 14:47 
one deadly arrow o-o
MLG Bot 10 de mar às 2:08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞❤ 28 de fev às 10:52 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan 27 de fev às 18:04 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
FerarriWrecker 25 de fev às 21:59 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 de fev às 19:36 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 de fev às 8:49 
Jamma77 6 de fev às 11:24 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Vengence 5 de fev às 13:54 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Hint Salesman 27 de jan às 13:30 
Enmar 19 de jan às 16:39 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 de jan às 14:20 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor(a)] 15/dez/2014 às 13:42 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos 15/dez/2014 às 8:07 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura 3/dez/2014 às 22:20 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
Віктор 15/nov/2014 às 8:17 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ 20/out/2014 às 15:48 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor 15/out/2014 às 15:57 
GarethDeux 12/out/2014 às 15:02 
Simply splendid.
Chi 27/set/2014 às 13:18 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs 16/set/2014 às 12:07 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RoguePolιze 5/set/2014 às 11:53 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk 1/set/2014 às 11:51 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
i am dog worf worf 21/ago/2014 às 1:43 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor(a)] 20/ago/2014 às 16:32 
Have you left the area for a few days?
i am dog worf worf 20/ago/2014 às 2:43 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor(a)] 19/ago/2014 às 15:15 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
i am dog worf worf 19/ago/2014 às 9:07 

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) 17/ago/2014 às 21:38 
dark_matter_mobius 14/ago/2014 às 20:42 
It isn't as annoying once you know what it really means: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:What_%22Arrow_To_The_Knee%22_Really_Means
dejak 8/ago/2014 às 22:26 
arrow in the knee = married
michelle.bourgoyne 25/jul/2014 às 16:27 
The "sweetrolls" mod didn't say exactly what would happen. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
⋐Slendy⋑ 21/jul/2014 às 21:16 
yes Yes YESS
(G-S.N) Chicago Ben 10/jul/2014 às 17:56 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
@DjZeBeR 3/jul/2014 às 3:10 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt 30/jun/2014 às 18:32 
this mod...
Infi of the Natious Clan 28/jun/2014 às 0:11 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor(a)] 27/jun/2014 às 22:55 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
Infi of the Natious Clan 27/jun/2014 às 16:14 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt 16/jun/2014 às 15:59 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 15/jun/2014 às 0:22 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1