Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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jkatwood117 3 hours ago 
BEST MOD EVER!
The EOTL Soldier Jun 17 @ 7:12am 
This is the best mod in existance
putnamehere Jun 13 @ 9:55am 
xD great mod
Equinoobs May 22 @ 7:14pm 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo May 21 @ 10:48am 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Docklen May 12 @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 May 12 @ 5:53am 
Ah, most excellent.
kzury May 6 @ 11:44am 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Apr 24 @ 4:38pm 
Yes
GreenChoc Apr 24 @ 6:17am 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 Apr 19 @ 11:52pm 
the best mod LOL
springtrap Apr 15 @ 2:50pm 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap Apr 15 @ 2:47pm 
one deadly arrow o-o
MLG Bot Mar 10 @ 2:08am 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan Feb 27 @ 6:04pm 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen Feb 25 @ 9:59pm 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities Feb 24 @ 7:36pm 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 Feb 16 @ 8:49am 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 Feb 6 @ 11:24am 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
The Lone Wolf Feb 5 @ 1:54pm 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Hint Salesman Jan 27 @ 1:30pm 
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Enmar Jan 19 @ 4:39pm 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop Jan 19 @ 2:20pm 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Dec 15, 2014 @ 1:42pm 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos Dec 15, 2014 @ 8:07am 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura Dec 3, 2014 @ 10:20pm 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
uncleviki Nov 15, 2014 @ 8:17am 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ Oct 20, 2014 @ 3:48pm 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor Oct 15, 2014 @ 3:57pm 
Justice!
GarethDeux Oct 12, 2014 @ 3:02pm 
Simply splendid.
Chi Sep 27, 2014 @ 1:18pm 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs Sep 16, 2014 @ 12:07pm 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RogueAI Sep 5, 2014 @ 11:53am 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk Sep 1, 2014 @ 11:51am 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Aug 20, 2014 @ 4:32pm 
Have you left the area for a few days?
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Aug 19, 2014 @ 3:15pm 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
D:

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) Aug 17, 2014 @ 9:38pm 
Finally.
dark_matter_mobius Aug 14, 2014 @ 8:42pm 
It isn't as annoying once you know what it really means: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:What_%22Arrow_To_The_Knee%22_Really_Means
dejak Aug 8, 2014 @ 10:26pm 
arrow in the knee = married
michelle.bourgoyne Jul 25, 2014 @ 4:27pm 
The "sweetrolls" mod didn't say exactly what would happen. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
Slendy the Shit Wizard Jul 21, 2014 @ 9:16pm 
yes Yes YESS
(G-S.N) Chicago Ben Jul 10, 2014 @ 5:56pm 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
@DjZeBeR Jul 3, 2014 @ 3:10am 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt Jun 30, 2014 @ 6:32pm 
this mod...
Kit Kat Lasagna Jun 28, 2014 @ 12:11am 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Jun 27, 2014 @ 10:55pm 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428