Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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(G-S.N) Chicago Ben 9 hours ago 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
iDjZeBeR Jul 3 @ 3:10am 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt Jun 30 @ 6:32pm 
this mod...
Infinatious Jun 28 @ 12:11am 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Jun 27 @ 10:55pm 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428
Infinatious Jun 27 @ 4:14pm 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt Jun 16 @ 3:59pm 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 Jun 15 @ 12:22am 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1
MIGIT-ZILLA May 18 @ 3:37am 
LOL >D
salarian May 7 @ 4:44pm 
I couldn't stop laughing. Daedric punishment is great too but you can't loot gear. The kids enjoy the sweetrolls. I have unsubscribed only because I am going to use Nexus this run but I will be using several of your wonderful mods.
Taco Bell May 3 @ 4:42pm 
I salute to you sir.
StalkingEmu May 3 @ 3:24pm 
Greatest mod ever to exist. You deserve a thousand applauds for eeach time i've jabbed a knife in my ear for hearing arrow and knee in the same sentence.
gildenbananam Apr 26 @ 6:49pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I.... AAAAHHH!! (Dragonborn walks away from dead body)
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Apr 21 @ 2:46pm 
After some time
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Apr 21 @ 2:46pm 
Bodies disappear and guards respawn
Fluffy Apr 21 @ 1:55pm 
does it..... kill them? i dont want dead bodies everywhere.
KUBARK (BR RJ) Apr 11 @ 5:25am 
HUHEUHEUHE, this is TROLL
megalomania Apr 4 @ 9:41pm 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 Mar 29 @ 7:16am 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola Mar 23 @ 12:08am 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon Mar 18 @ 6:45pm 
finally.
your therapist Feb 27 @ 3:46pm 
a mod that the mention of a holding a weapon is punished
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Feb 10 @ 9:29pm 
Try moving it to the bottom of your load order
Kyoshi Feb 10 @ 2:48pm 
installed this and the sweet roll one, but when he said about the arrow, nothing happened :(
Does this need anything to work?
-={UIA}=- PVT. Scurvyman21 Feb 10 @ 12:22pm 
Get the mod that turn their dialogue to only say arrow in the knee. Best day ever
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Feb 8 @ 3:14pm 
*The mighty Divines
AadamG Feb 8 @ 10:18am 
The might Thor has answered our prayers!
ImmaBird Feb 4 @ 5:57pm 
muy custom dark elf guard he he eh prepare ti dai >:)
jacob.mccary Jan 23 @ 2:46pm 
Lol finally they die 4 bragging about there marriage and how they are settled down THOR HAS GIFTED US!
Lord Schoenfelder Jan 14 @ 9:42am 
"Arrow to the knee" is an old Nordic saying for getting married! YOu BLOCK HEADS!
sndhomer Jan 3 @ 11:06am 
awesome
Simsom4343 Dec 29, 2013 @ 3:35pm 
I loved it, It is awesome!
>greentext ›› Dec 28, 2013 @ 1:55pm 
I combined this with a mod that makes guards incapable of saying anything but the arrow in the knee line :D
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Dec 23, 2013 @ 4:14pm 
Add me as a friend and I can say more. What I wrote there was what I remember without opening up the CK.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Dec 23, 2013 @ 4:13pm 
If you open up the CK you can eventually find the Guards' dialogue (hint: use the text search for lines you know that they say). Like all dialogue it has to be inside a quest - and you will find all the lines guards can say, and the conditions in which they say them. Dialogue can also have scripts attached to it. Then you find the script for the stormcall shout, the specific bit that causes lightning strikes, and it's just a little bit of work tweaking it and copying across into the dialogue. I think it works with very little changes - mostly you just need to reassign the Properties. (I cant actually remember exactly what I had to do, but you basically just knock it into shape until it works).
xFullArgon Dec 23, 2013 @ 11:20am 
Awesome mod. Could you explain or make a tutorial about how you did it?
liam.s.phoenix Dec 19, 2013 @ 9:27pm 
My prayers have been answered!
Jams Dec 18, 2013 @ 5:45pm 
"Instead of removing the speech option, let's strike them dead where they stand!"
I love it.

I'm going to get the sweet roll one too. Hate it when they say that.
Dragontamer39 Dec 13, 2013 @ 9:52pm 
This one is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Dragontamer39 Dec 13, 2013 @ 9:44pm 
Hey can you make a mod that involves the werewolf comment i hate it...Cuz would you like it if people hurled insults like "Ugh, Spending time with your hounds you smell like wet dog"
[WestMo] Buffalo Dec 10, 2013 @ 6:26pm 
Lol... I Used to be and adventurer like u... then i too ZAP!
Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC Dec 9, 2013 @ 10:05am 
THE BEST MOD
fk.zajko Dec 5, 2013 @ 3:04pm 
Fab!! Also free gear to loot for players on lower levels! Wee hee!
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Dec 1, 2013 @ 1:47pm 
LOL :D
Liquid NinjaX314 Dec 1, 2013 @ 1:43pm 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE I definately have had interesting moments with this....especially forgetting that Ihave installed it...and then lightning.....hehehee
Zathmi Nov 3, 2013 @ 5:26pm 
Love it!
=[o.W.n]= SaxxyGirl ◕‿◕ Nov 2, 2013 @ 7:08am 
Guards: I used to be an adventurer like you than I took an arrow to the knee.
~installed this mod~
Me: I dare you to say that again.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Oct 31, 2013 @ 1:59pm 
@chalf2000: Where? It may be a translation or my own Nexus mirror. But I would like to know where you have seen it.
KneeGrinderF4i Oct 31, 2013 @ 11:50am 
Absolutely hilarious
chalf2000 Oct 31, 2013 @ 9:34am 
I've seen a mod exactly the same as this published elswhere...