Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Apr 24 @ 4:38pm 
Yes
GreenChoc Apr 24 @ 6:17am 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 Apr 19 @ 11:52pm 
the best mod LOL
springtrap Apr 15 @ 2:50pm 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap Apr 15 @ 2:47pm 
one deadly arrow o-o
MLG Bot Mar 10 @ 2:08am 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan Feb 27 @ 6:04pm 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
FerarriWrecker Feb 25 @ 9:59pm 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities Feb 24 @ 7:36pm 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 Feb 16 @ 8:49am 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 Feb 6 @ 11:24am 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Keme the white husky Feb 5 @ 1:54pm 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Hint Salesman Jan 27 @ 1:30pm 
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Enmar Jan 19 @ 4:39pm 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop Jan 19 @ 2:20pm 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Dec 15, 2014 @ 1:42pm 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos Dec 15, 2014 @ 8:07am 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura Dec 3, 2014 @ 10:20pm 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
uncleviki Nov 15, 2014 @ 8:17am 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ Oct 20, 2014 @ 3:48pm 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor Oct 15, 2014 @ 3:57pm 
Justice!
GarethDeux Oct 12, 2014 @ 3:02pm 
Simply splendid.
Chi Sep 27, 2014 @ 1:18pm 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs Sep 16, 2014 @ 12:07pm 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RoguePolιze Sep 5, 2014 @ 11:53am 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk Sep 1, 2014 @ 11:51am 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
Aug 21, 2014 @ 1:43am 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Aug 20, 2014 @ 4:32pm 
Have you left the area for a few days?
Aug 20, 2014 @ 2:43am 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Aug 19, 2014 @ 3:15pm 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
Aug 19, 2014 @ 9:07am 
D:

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) Aug 17, 2014 @ 9:38pm 
Finally.
dark_matter_mobius Aug 14, 2014 @ 8:42pm 
It isn't as annoying once you know what it really means: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:What_%22Arrow_To_The_Knee%22_Really_Means
dejak Aug 8, 2014 @ 10:26pm 
arrow in the knee = married
michelle.bourgoyne Jul 25, 2014 @ 4:27pm 
The "sweetrolls" mod didn't say exactly what would happen. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
Slendy Jul 21, 2014 @ 9:16pm 
yes Yes YESS
(G-S.N) Chicago Ben Jul 10, 2014 @ 5:56pm 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
@DjZeBeR Jul 3, 2014 @ 3:10am 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Sirlagsalot Jun 30, 2014 @ 6:32pm 
this mod...
Infinatious Jun 28, 2014 @ 12:11am 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Jun 27, 2014 @ 10:55pm 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428
Infinatious Jun 27, 2014 @ 4:14pm 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt Jun 16, 2014 @ 3:59pm 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 Jun 15, 2014 @ 12:22am 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1
MIGIT-ZILLA May 18, 2014 @ 3:37am 
LOL >D
salarian May 7, 2014 @ 4:44pm 
I couldn't stop laughing. Daedric punishment is great too but you can't loot gear. The kids enjoy the sweetrolls. I have unsubscribed only because I am going to use Nexus this run but I will be using several of your wonderful mods.
Fuck Paid Mods May 3, 2014 @ 4:42pm 
I salute to you sir.
StalkingEmu May 3, 2014 @ 3:24pm 
Greatest mod ever to exist. You deserve a thousand applauds for eeach time i've jabbed a knife in my ear for hearing arrow and knee in the same sentence.
gildenbananam Apr 26, 2014 @ 6:49pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I.... AAAAHHH!! (Dragonborn walks away from dead body)