The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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510 Comments
rowlandsthomas86 May 28 @ 11:41pm 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix May 23 @ 10:19pm 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli Mar 27 @ 8:35am 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Squidity く コ:彡 Mar 7 @ 2:18pm 
nice
xXItzKittyXx Feb 20 @ 8:09am 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd Jan 22 @ 12:20pm 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Major Kyra Nerys Jan 20 @ 8:24am 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 Jan 8 @ 5:30pm 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 Dec 28, 2015 @ 2:16pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 Dec 14, 2015 @ 7:59pm 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Ripperino Skinnerino Nov 29, 2015 @ 3:03am 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ Nov 8, 2015 @ 12:21am 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans Oct 24, 2015 @ 7:15am 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Oct 21, 2015 @ 7:46pm 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans Oct 21, 2015 @ 3:51pm 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Oct 21, 2015 @ 3:48pm 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans Oct 21, 2015 @ 3:46pm 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi Sep 21, 2015 @ 4:51pm 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Salty Sep 20, 2015 @ 7:05am 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King Sep 9, 2015 @ 9:51am 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard Sep 1, 2015 @ 10:14pm 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx Aug 30, 2015 @ 5:22pm 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
WannabeSceneKid Aug 30, 2015 @ 6:04am 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:56pm 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan Aug 11, 2015 @ 10:10pm 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Jak form Statferm Aug 9, 2015 @ 2:56pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel Aug 9, 2015 @ 1:05pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle Jul 23, 2015 @ 1:01pm 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Koseu Omes Jul 18, 2015 @ 10:11am 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl Jul 6, 2015 @ 6:45am 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 Jun 30, 2015 @ 2:14pm 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal Jun 17, 2015 @ 7:12am 
This is the best mod in existance
Turtlesarepeople2 Jun 13, 2015 @ 9:55am 
xD great mod
cinnadude May 22, 2015 @ 7:14pm 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo May 21, 2015 @ 10:48am 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
MOTOROLA May 12, 2015 @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 May 12, 2015 @ 5:53am 
Ah, most excellent.
mira May 6, 2015 @ 11:44am 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Apr 24, 2015 @ 4:38pm 
Yes
GreenChoc Apr 24, 2015 @ 6:17am 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 Apr 19, 2015 @ 11:52pm 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou Apr 15, 2015 @ 2:50pm 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou Apr 15, 2015 @ 2:47pm 
one deadly arrow o-o
Monkey in a Barrel Mar 10, 2015 @ 2:08am 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ Feb 28, 2015 @ 10:52am 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
Jesus Feb 27, 2015 @ 6:04pm 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen Feb 25, 2015 @ 9:59pm 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities Feb 24, 2015 @ 7:36pm 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 Feb 16, 2015 @ 8:49am 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 Feb 6, 2015 @ 11:24am 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"