Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Dec 15 @ 1:42pm 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
makos_kos Dec 15 @ 8:07am 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura Dec 3 @ 10:20pm 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
uncleviki Nov 15 @ 8:17am 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin Oct 20 @ 3:48pm 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor Oct 15 @ 3:57pm 
Justice!
GarethDeux Oct 12 @ 3:02pm 
Simply splendid.
Chi Sep 27 @ 1:18pm 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs Sep 16 @ 12:07pm 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RoguePolιze Sep 5 @ 11:53am 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk Sep 1 @ 11:51am 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
SEMPER IRA MAGNA Aug 21 @ 1:43am 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Aug 20 @ 4:32pm 
Have you left the area for a few days?
SEMPER IRA MAGNA Aug 20 @ 2:43am 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Aug 19 @ 3:15pm 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
SEMPER IRA MAGNA Aug 19 @ 9:07am 
D:

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Finally.
dark_matter_mobius Aug 14 @ 8:42pm 
It isn't as annoying once you know what it really means: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:What_%22Arrow_To_The_Knee%22_Really_Means
[Al]dejak Aug 8 @ 10:26pm 
arrow in the knee = married
michelle.bourgoyne Jul 25 @ 4:27pm 
The "sweetrolls" mod didn't say exactly what would happen. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
Slendy is Still Cold Jul 21 @ 9:16pm 
yes Yes YESS
(G-S.N) Chicago Ben Jul 10 @ 5:56pm 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
iDjZeBeR Jul 3 @ 3:10am 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt Jun 30 @ 6:32pm 
this mod...
Infinatious Jun 28 @ 12:11am 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Jun 27 @ 10:55pm 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428
Infinatious Jun 27 @ 4:14pm 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt Jun 16 @ 3:59pm 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 Jun 15 @ 12:22am 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1
MIGIT-ZILLA May 18 @ 3:37am 
LOL >D
salarian May 7 @ 4:44pm 
I couldn't stop laughing. Daedric punishment is great too but you can't loot gear. The kids enjoy the sweetrolls. I have unsubscribed only because I am going to use Nexus this run but I will be using several of your wonderful mods.
JHChristmas2000 May 3 @ 4:42pm 
I salute to you sir.
StalkingEmu May 3 @ 3:24pm 
Greatest mod ever to exist. You deserve a thousand applauds for eeach time i've jabbed a knife in my ear for hearing arrow and knee in the same sentence.
gildenbananam Apr 26 @ 6:49pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I.... AAAAHHH!! (Dragonborn walks away from dead body)
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Apr 21 @ 2:46pm 
After some time
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Apr 21 @ 2:46pm 
Bodies disappear and guards respawn
Fluffy Apr 21 @ 1:55pm 
does it..... kill them? i dont want dead bodies everywhere.
KUBARK (BR RJ) Apr 11 @ 5:25am 
HUHEUHEUHE, this is TROLL
megalomania Apr 4 @ 9:41pm 
I tried this once before as I think its the best mod ever, but it didn' t work - but I'm gonna try it again because I so want to see it in action.
ersley911 Mar 29 @ 7:16am 
One of the funniest mods i've ever seen. Great mod. Keep them coming.
TemerLaGargola Mar 23 @ 12:08am 
Yes, finally.

I walked past a guard a little while ago, and he got that snide look in his mug. Needless to say, his body's now under the Dragonsreach bridge with his skelly friend.
Hydriegon Mar 18 @ 6:45pm 
finally.
JustaBadPlayer Feb 27 @ 3:46pm 
a mod that the mention of a holding a weapon is punished
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Feb 10 @ 9:29pm 
Try moving it to the bottom of your load order
Kyoshi Feb 10 @ 2:48pm 
installed this and the sweet roll one, but when he said about the arrow, nothing happened :(
Does this need anything to work?
-={UIA}=- Scurvyman21 {trade} Feb 10 @ 12:22pm 
Get the mod that turn their dialogue to only say arrow in the knee. Best day ever
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Feb 8 @ 3:14pm 
*The mighty Divines
AadamG Feb 8 @ 10:18am 
The might Thor has answered our prayers!
EqualityIsMe Feb 4 @ 5:57pm 
muy custom dark elf guard he he eh prepare ti dai >:)
jacob.mccary Jan 23 @ 2:46pm 
Lol finally they die 4 bragging about there marriage and how they are settled down THOR HAS GIFTED US!