The Texas Hold 'Em
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Davywattana May 3 @ 5:59pm 
shit item please dont add valve
Gabrielwoj May 29, 2014 @ 7:57am 
Brilliant name.
Wilson Aug 11, 2013 @ 12:38pm 
PLAID. AND I CAN PUT TEDDY IN IT.
Dr. Garen Laulbrei Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:09am 
Add a deck of cards?
Dead Clone Jan 8, 2013 @ 5:12pm 
Why have it as a seperate item? Valve oughta just update engie's pocket model to a smaller version of this.
Juken Jan 7, 2013 @ 10:53pm 
Now teddy can be sitting pretty in this gem.
Ninja BladePotato Jan 7, 2013 @ 9:43pm 
Wow, you even have them painted.
Patsworth Jan 6, 2013 @ 1:20pm 
Magic. *Snorts*
K4f1K Jan 5, 2013 @ 8:26pm 
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Tyrael Jan 5, 2013 @ 9:06am 
This item is cool but... there are too many pocket things for the engie.
HOT-DOG Jan 5, 2013 @ 2:22am 
Finally! This one is fancy!
Crusader Lülüüüü™ Jan 5, 2013 @ 1:53am 
Is there actually a mod for the item? I would also like to consume if it maybe misc slots test it actually looks quite nice: 3
C.A.T Munday's Jan 4, 2013 @ 12:09pm 
Simple, perhaps too simple, yet for some unusual reason, I can't stop wanting it.
[JA] CaptainBananaz Jan 4, 2013 @ 5:44am 
Love the name! =]
xXx_R03-D33r_xXx Jan 4, 2013 @ 5:34am 
BEST ITEM EVER XD
Crusader Lülüüüü™ Jan 4, 2013 @ 5:18am 
Looks Awesome but you have too few slots for misc item I find :/ As only one misc fits in but I think the bag really great;)
Professional Spycrab Hunter Jan 4, 2013 @ 4:12am 
Personaly I think this is far from simple.
<font size="25">(|:^)₪</font>  [author] Jan 3, 2013 @ 5:54pm 
First: the name is a pun: "texas" as engie´s origins, and "hold ´em", that combines a well known card game with the actual use of a bag, aka, holding things in.
Second: about this being simple, just take a look at most of the normal hats, based on real ones. Yep, your eyes are right, they are simple.
Third: This is a cosmetic item, not intended for having stats

Thanks for reading this if you did and understanding our point of view. Some items doesnt want to be drastical or just attention grabbers, and his is the case
Pagan Jan 2, 2013 @ 7:26pm 
It's just too simple...
Connor the Brain Jan 2, 2013 @ 9:42am 
Since it's the "Texas hold 'em", shouldn't it be full of playing cards?
Professional Spycrab Hunter Jan 2, 2013 @ 9:39am 
@Penguinz

A Level Of Detail. When the distance between you and a certain object gets high enough, the object uses a different, lower quality model, so you can save memory with barely any visible difference.
Astronomer Jan 2, 2013 @ 6:39am 
What is an LOD?
Medievalmars Jan 1, 2013 @ 9:39pm 
NOW
Medievalmars Jan 1, 2013 @ 9:38pm 
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ξ | Little Trains Jan 1, 2013 @ 7:36pm 
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ξ | Little Trains Jan 1, 2013 @ 7:34pm 
yea
markerr Jan 1, 2013 @ 6:32pm 
It's alright but it probably won't be added.
PolemanRR Jan 1, 2013 @ 6:06pm 
This should give:
+50% metal capacity
+15% fire vulnerability
Bum Tickler Jan 1, 2013 @ 5:55pm 
Why are those annoying faces missing a
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Volcon #Procrastinating Jan 1, 2013 @ 5:53pm 
Maybe have a deck of cards in it?
Yelling Jan 1, 2013 @ 5:53pm 
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Nyan Jan 1, 2013 @ 5:49pm 
effects %25 more ammo and metal, press right click to add 50 to health, metal, ammo but has slow rechagre
Blixity Jan 1, 2013 @ 4:53pm 
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Zap the Liar Jan 1, 2013 @ 4:50pm 
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CrazyNoob Jan 1, 2013 @ 3:38pm 
that is epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Valve add it to the game plsssss
❄Cold_Killer❄ Jan 1, 2013 @ 3:09pm 
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Lucario64 Jan 1, 2013 @ 2:59pm 
I see what you did there with the name.
.:gØ:. Pigsh00ter (HUN) Jan 1, 2013 @ 2:54pm 
I'm already seeing its price: 1.00-1.33 refined metal...
Frying Dutchman  [author] Jan 1, 2013 @ 1:37pm 
It fits perfectly with the pocket purrer, ill upload a screenshot tomorrow.
Quaker Instant Crits Jan 1, 2013 @ 11:39am 
This just needs to be implented as the new pouch for the Engineer. Period.
How to play... Jan 1, 2013 @ 11:18am 
this is good. but one question remains to be answed. can I get the pocket ourrer in it?
Sausage in a Box Jan 1, 2013 @ 11:02am 
so do i
Patillas Jan 1, 2013 @ 10:39am 
I love the name.
Kappa123 Jan 1, 2013 @ 10:26am 
colio
Straggle Jan 1, 2013 @ 8:55am 
spassige idee
[382] Sarloh Jan 1, 2013 @ 8:24am 
Ther could be like nails and screws coming out of it, or a pistol.
GeneralShotgun Jan 1, 2013 @ 5:37am 
cool misc item
Fill-Lips Dec 31, 2012 @ 2:19pm 
Nice, but it takes up another space of miscs. and this goes with the pocket miscs, leave only room for a hat.