The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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Коментарів: 156
MrToasterGames 5 лис о 18:55 
Love this mod, just an idea. The Jarl's kids in Dragonsreach always complain about not getting good sweet rolls. Will Sheogorath punish kids?
Rancho Cucamunga 24 лип о 13:50 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli 27 бер о 8:41 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Gigabit Ж GbP 29 лют о 1:24 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 16 лют о 15:28 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Vorash 13 лют о 13:27 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 31 січ о 2:18 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 23 січ о 20:16 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 28 гру 2015 о 14:20 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
Daddy 22 лис 2015 о 5:39 
lol
Sans 20 жов 2015 о 15:49 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 20 жов 2015 о 15:36 
Yes
Sans 20 жов 2015 о 15:20 
DG compatable?
Hulk 9 вер 2015 о 2:58 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 31 сер 2015 о 14:29 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Fredward Mcstoner 31 сер 2015 о 9:48 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Avi 13 сер 2015 о 7:00 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 23 лип 2015 о 13:03 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 7 чер 2015 о 14:44 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Murder! Sans 23 тра 2015 о 20:01 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Murder! Sans 23 тра 2015 о 19:48 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 21 тра 2015 о 7:33 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Chance4doom (The Youtuber) 12 тра 2015 о 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner 12 тра 2015 о 11:52 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Dweller 18 бер 2015 о 21:20 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
Orangemanta 17 бер 2015 о 4:58 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
Mr.322 10 бер 2015 о 4:06 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 5 бер 2015 о 10:30 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2 лют 2015 о 10:06 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Unyielding Rage 27 січ 2015 о 13:35 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 27 гру 2014 о 20:48 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
God Emperor Trump 21 гру 2014 о 9:43 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
Pinball Player 6 лис 2014 о 15:37 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
Pinball Player 6 лис 2014 о 15:34 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Fazbear Gaming 28 сер 2014 о 7:52 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 16 сер 2014 о 20:55 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 15 сер 2014 о 20:46 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 7 сер 2014 о 11:30 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 25 лип 2014 о 17:38 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne 25 лип 2014 о 16:18 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley 23 лип 2014 о 10:48 
5th for Echo
krakvreten 7 лип 2014 о 10:55 
THANK YOU!
Helix 22 чер 2014 о 9:46 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath 13 чер 2014 о 8:46 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 12 чер 2014 о 19:37 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 11 чер 2014 о 17:23 
i third on Echo's idea lol
gum 9 тра 2014 о 21:25 
Echo's idea.
Raven 23 кві 2014 о 11:54 
i second echo's idea.
wraith 10 кві 2014 о 20:56 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith 10 кві 2014 о 20:55 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad