The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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155 kommentarer
nlopezhuryn 24 jul @ 1:50pm 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli 27 mar @ 8:41am 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Svellgarm Wolfkin | GbP 29 feb @ 1:24am 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 16 feb @ 3:28pm 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Vorash 13 feb @ 1:27pm 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 31 jan @ 2:18am 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 23 jan @ 8:16pm 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 28 dec, 2015 @ 2:20pm 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
Widum Boise 22 nov, 2015 @ 5:39am 
lol
Sans 20 okt, 2015 @ 3:49pm 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [skapare] 20 okt, 2015 @ 3:36pm 
Yes
Sans 20 okt, 2015 @ 3:20pm 
DG compatable?
Hulk 9 sep, 2015 @ 2:58am 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 31 aug, 2015 @ 2:29pm 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Mr. Life 31 aug, 2015 @ 9:48am 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Barry 13 aug, 2015 @ 7:00am 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 23 jul, 2015 @ 1:03pm 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 7 jun, 2015 @ 2:44pm 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Mayonaka Indou 23 maj, 2015 @ 8:01pm 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Mayonaka Indou 23 maj, 2015 @ 7:48pm 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 21 maj, 2015 @ 7:33am 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 12 maj, 2015 @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner 12 maj, 2015 @ 11:52am 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Dweller 18 mar, 2015 @ 9:20pm 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
GhostManta 17 mar, 2015 @ 4:58am 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
IceAndFire 10 mar, 2015 @ 4:06am 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 5 mar, 2015 @ 10:30am 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2 feb, 2015 @ 10:06am 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 jan, 2015 @ 1:35pm 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 27 dec, 2014 @ 8:48pm 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
God Emperor Trump 21 dec, 2014 @ 9:43am 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
PinballPlayer 6 nov, 2014 @ 3:37pm 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
PinballPlayer 6 nov, 2014 @ 3:34pm 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy Ilak Fazbear 28 aug, 2014 @ 7:52am 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 16 aug, 2014 @ 8:55pm 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 15 aug, 2014 @ 8:46pm 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 7 aug, 2014 @ 11:30am 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [skapare] 25 jul, 2014 @ 5:38pm 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne 25 jul, 2014 @ 4:18pm 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley 23 jul, 2014 @ 10:48am 
5th for Echo
krakvreten 7 jul, 2014 @ 10:55am 
THANK YOU!
Helix 22 jun, 2014 @ 9:46am 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath 13 jun, 2014 @ 8:46am 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 12 jun, 2014 @ 7:37pm 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 11 jun, 2014 @ 5:23pm 
i third on Echo's idea lol
dose 9 maj, 2014 @ 9:25pm 
Echo's idea.
Raven 23 apr, 2014 @ 11:54am 
i second echo's idea.
wraith 10 apr, 2014 @ 8:56pm 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith 10 apr, 2014 @ 8:55pm 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad
TemerLaGargola 22 mar, 2014 @ 11:56pm 
I. Love. This. And its companion mod, about the you-know-whats in certain body parts.