The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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155 条留言
nlopezhuryn 7月24日下午1:50 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli 3月27日上午8:41 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
SvellgharmЖGbP 2月29日上午1:24 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 2月16日下午3:28 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Vorash 2月13日下午1:27 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 1月31日上午2:18 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 1月23日下午8:16 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 2015年12月28日下午2:20 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
A seal 2015年11月22日上午5:39 
lol
Sans 2015年10月20日下午3:49 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2015年10月20日下午3:36 
Yes
Sans 2015年10月20日下午3:20 
DG compatable?
Hulk 2015年9月9日上午2:58 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 2015年8月31日下午2:29 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Fredward Mcstoner 2015年8月31日上午9:48 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Barry 2015年8月13日上午7:00 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 2015年7月23日下午1:03 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 2015年6月7日下午2:44 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Murder! Sans 2015年5月23日下午8:01 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Murder! Sans 2015年5月23日下午7:48 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 2015年5月21日上午7:33 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Unknowingname02 2015年5月12日下午9:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner 2015年5月12日上午11:52 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Dweller 2015年3月18日下午9:20 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
Sir Dankens 2015年3月17日上午4:58 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
IceAndFire 2015年3月10日上午4:06 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 2015年3月5日上午10:30 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2015年2月2日上午10:06 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 2015年1月27日下午1:35 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 2014年12月27日下午8:48 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
God Emperor Trump 2014年12月21日上午9:43 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
PinballPlayer 2014年11月6日下午3:37 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
PinballPlayer 2014年11月6日下午3:34 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy Ilak Fazbear 2014年8月28日上午7:52 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 2014年8月16日下午8:55 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 2014年8月15日下午8:46 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 2014年8月7日上午11:30 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2014年7月25日下午5:38 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne 2014年7月25日下午4:18 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley 2014年7月23日上午10:48 
5th for Echo
krakvreten 2014年7月7日上午10:55 
THANK YOU!
Helix 2014年6月22日上午9:46 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath 2014年6月13日上午8:46 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 2014年6月12日下午7:37 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 2014年6月11日下午5:23 
i third on Echo's idea lol
huff 2014年5月9日下午9:25 
Echo's idea.
Raven 2014年4月23日上午11:54 
i second echo's idea.
wraith 2014年4月10日下午8:56 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith 2014年4月10日下午8:55 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad
TemerLaGargola 2014年3月22日下午11:56 
I. Love. This. And its companion mod, about the you-know-whats in certain body parts.