The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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Комментариев: 155
nlopezhuryn 24 июл в 13:50 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli 27 мар в 8:41 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Svellgarm Wolfkin | GbP 29 фев в 1:24 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 16 фев в 15:28 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Vorash 13 фев в 13:27 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 31 янв в 2:18 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 23 янв в 20:16 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 28 дек. 2015 в 14:20 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
Widum Boise 22 ноя. 2015 в 5:39 
lol
Sans 20 окт. 2015 в 15:49 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 20 окт. 2015 в 15:36 
Yes
Sans 20 окт. 2015 в 15:20 
DG compatable?
Hulk 9 сен. 2015 в 2:58 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 31 авг. 2015 в 14:29 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Mr. Life 31 авг. 2015 в 9:48 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Barry 13 авг. 2015 в 7:00 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 23 июл. 2015 в 13:03 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 7 июн. 2015 в 14:44 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Mayonaka Indou 23 мая. 2015 в 20:01 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Mayonaka Indou 23 мая. 2015 в 19:48 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 21 мая. 2015 в 7:33 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 12 мая. 2015 в 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner 12 мая. 2015 в 11:52 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Dweller 18 мар. 2015 в 21:20 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
GhostManta 17 мар. 2015 в 4:58 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
IceAndFire 10 мар. 2015 в 4:06 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 5 мар. 2015 в 10:30 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2 фев. 2015 в 10:06 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 янв. 2015 в 13:35 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 27 дек. 2014 в 20:48 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
God Emperor Trump 21 дек. 2014 в 9:43 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
PinballPlayer 6 ноя. 2014 в 15:37 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
PinballPlayer 6 ноя. 2014 в 15:34 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy Ilak Fazbear 28 авг. 2014 в 7:52 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 16 авг. 2014 в 20:55 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 15 авг. 2014 в 20:46 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 7 авг. 2014 в 11:30 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 25 июл. 2014 в 17:38 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne 25 июл. 2014 в 16:18 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley 23 июл. 2014 в 10:48 
5th for Echo
krakvreten 7 июл. 2014 в 10:55 
THANK YOU!
Helix 22 июн. 2014 в 9:46 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath 13 июн. 2014 в 8:46 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 12 июн. 2014 в 19:37 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 11 июн. 2014 в 17:23 
i third on Echo's idea lol
dose 9 мая. 2014 в 21:25 
Echo's idea.
Seras Victoria 23 апр. 2014 в 11:54 
i second echo's idea.
wraith 10 апр. 2014 в 20:56 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith 10 апр. 2014 в 20:55 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad
TemerLaGargola 22 мар. 2014 в 23:56 
I. Love. This. And its companion mod, about the you-know-whats in certain body parts.