The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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167 comentários
randolf 20 de Set às 15:57 
+1 CHEESE
Ariksbane 12 de Set às 17:55 
I agree with nyancholy, it was funny as hell. The sweetroll was great to sell or give to someone else later.
nyancholy 24 de Ago às 17:57 
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I SAW THIS... THIS IS A FREAKING BLESSING THANK YOU SO MUCH.
sky Cpt. jihad 1 de Abr às 15:39 
\/ \/ stop
Cerberon 21 de Mar às 17:22 
I guess you can say that Sheogorath got.... *puts on glasses* His sweet revenge.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Wolf SuperiorServers.co 15 de Jan às 5:33 
thanks
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 14 de Jan às 18:21 
no
Wolf SuperiorServers.co 14 de Jan às 17:27 
do any gaurd punishment mods require dlc
Jaceper 18 Dez, 2016 às 9:23 
ok
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 17 Dez, 2016 às 23:33 
@Jaceper: try moving it to the bottom of your load order.
Jaceper 17 Dez, 2016 às 14:39 
Why does this not work for me?
Shylok Vakarian 12 Dez, 2016 às 17:40 
@MrToasterGames Sheogorath is an equal opportunity bastard.
Solistic 5 Nov, 2016 às 18:55 
Love this mod, just an idea. The Jarl's kids in Dragonsreach always complain about not getting good sweet rolls. Will Sheogorath punish kids?
The Silver Smurfer 24 Jul, 2016 às 13:50 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli 27 Mar, 2016 às 8:41 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Exshabyte 29 Fev, 2016 às 1:24 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 16 Fev, 2016 às 15:28 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Hextal 13 Fev, 2016 às 13:27 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 31 Jan, 2016 às 2:18 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 23 Jan, 2016 às 20:16 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 28 Dez, 2015 às 14:20 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
The people of Venezuela 22 Nov, 2015 às 5:39 
lol
Azzule 20 Out, 2015 às 15:49 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 20 Out, 2015 às 15:36 
Yes
Azzule 20 Out, 2015 às 15:20 
DG compatable?
Hulk 9 Set, 2015 às 2:58 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 31 Ago, 2015 às 14:29 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Fredward Mcstoner 31 Ago, 2015 às 9:48 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Strange 13 Ago, 2015 às 7:00 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 23 Jul, 2015 às 13:03 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 7 Jun, 2015 às 14:44 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Murder! Sans 23 Mai, 2015 às 20:01 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Murder! Sans 23 Mai, 2015 às 19:48 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 21 Mai, 2015 às 7:33 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Chance4doom 12 Mai, 2015 às 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Myst Ryid 18 Mar, 2015 às 21:20 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
GhostManta 17 Mar, 2015 às 4:58 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
DogeMan 10 Mar, 2015 às 4:06 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 5 Mar, 2015 às 10:30 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2 Fev, 2015 às 10:06 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Nerva 27 Jan, 2015 às 13:35 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 27 Dez, 2014 às 20:48 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
מיטשל אנסטט 21 Dez, 2014 às 9:43 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
Pinball Player 6 Nov, 2014 às 15:37 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
Pinball Player 6 Nov, 2014 às 15:34 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy and Frecon Dion Plays 28 Ago, 2014 às 7:52 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 16 Ago, 2014 às 20:55 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 15 Ago, 2014 às 20:46 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 7 Ago, 2014 às 11:30 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 25 Jul, 2014 às 17:38 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!