The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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Komentarzy: 166
Ariksbane 12 września o 17:55 
I agree with nyancholy, it was funny as hell. The sweetroll was great to sell or give to someone else later.
nyancholy 24 sierpnia o 17:57 
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I SAW THIS... THIS IS A FREAKING BLESSING THANK YOU SO MUCH.
$uicide boy 1 kwietnia o 15:39 
\/ \/ stop
ToC Asmodai the Third 21 marca o 17:22 
I guess you can say that Sheogorath got.... *puts on glasses* His sweet revenge.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Wolf 15 stycznia o 5:33 
thanks
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 14 stycznia o 18:21 
no
Wolf 14 stycznia o 17:27 
do any gaurd punishment mods require dlc
Jaceper 18 grudnia 2016 o 9:23 
ok
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 17 grudnia 2016 o 23:33 
@Jaceper: try moving it to the bottom of your load order.
Jaceper 17 grudnia 2016 o 14:39 
Why does this not work for me?
Shylok Vakarian 12 grudnia 2016 o 17:40 
@MrToasterGames Sheogorath is an equal opportunity bastard.
Solistic 5 listopada 2016 o 18:55 
Love this mod, just an idea. The Jarl's kids in Dragonsreach always complain about not getting good sweet rolls. Will Sheogorath punish kids?
The Silver Smurfer 24 lipca 2016 o 13:50 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli 27 marca 2016 o 8:41 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Zae'Ich 29 lutego 2016 o 1:24 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 16 lutego 2016 o 15:28 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Hextal 13 lutego 2016 o 13:27 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 31 stycznia 2016 o 2:18 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 23 stycznia 2016 o 20:16 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 28 grudnia 2015 o 14:20 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
The people of Venezuela 22 listopada 2015 o 5:39 
lol
ReDaCtEd 20 października 2015 o 15:49 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 20 października 2015 o 15:36 
Yes
ReDaCtEd 20 października 2015 o 15:20 
DG compatable?
Hulk 9 września 2015 o 2:58 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 31 sierpnia 2015 o 14:29 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Fredward Mcstoner 31 sierpnia 2015 o 9:48 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Strange 13 sierpnia 2015 o 7:00 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 23 lipca 2015 o 13:03 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 7 czerwca 2015 o 14:44 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Murder! Sans 23 maja 2015 o 20:01 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Murder! Sans 23 maja 2015 o 19:48 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 21 maja 2015 o 7:33 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Chance4doom 12 maja 2015 o 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Myst Ryid 18 marca 2015 o 21:20 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
GhostManta 17 marca 2015 o 4:58 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
DogeMan 10 marca 2015 o 4:06 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 5 marca 2015 o 10:30 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2 lutego 2015 o 10:06 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Nerva 27 stycznia 2015 o 13:35 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 27 grudnia 2014 o 20:48 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
מיטשל אנסטט 21 grudnia 2014 o 9:43 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
Pinball Player 6 listopada 2014 o 15:37 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
Pinball Player 6 listopada 2014 o 15:34 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy and Frecon Dion Plays 28 sierpnia 2014 o 7:52 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 16 sierpnia 2014 o 20:55 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 15 sierpnia 2014 o 20:46 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 7 sierpnia 2014 o 11:30 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor] 25 lipca 2014 o 17:38 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne 25 lipca 2014 o 16:18 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?