The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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156 件のコメント
MrToasterGames 11月5日 18時55分 
Love this mod, just an idea. The Jarl's kids in Dragonsreach always complain about not getting good sweet rolls. Will Sheogorath punish kids?
Rancho Cucamunga 7月24日 13時50分 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli 3月27日 8時41分 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Gigabit Ж GbP 2月29日 1時24分 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 2月16日 15時28分 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Vorash 2月13日 13時27分 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 1月31日 2時18分 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 1月23日 20時16分 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 2015年12月28日 14時20分 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
Daddy 2015年11月22日 5時39分 
lol
Sans 2015年10月20日 15時49分 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2015年10月20日 15時36分 
Yes
Sans 2015年10月20日 15時20分 
DG compatable?
Hulk 2015年9月9日 2時58分 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 2015年8月31日 14時29分 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
(FFC) Fredward Mcstoner 2015年8月31日 9時48分 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Avi 2015年8月13日 7時00分 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 2015年7月23日 13時03分 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 2015年6月7日 14時44分 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Murder! Sans 2015年5月23日 20時01分 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Murder! Sans 2015年5月23日 19時48分 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 2015年5月21日 7時33分 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Chance4doom (The Youtuber) 2015年5月12日 21時12分 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner 2015年5月12日 11時52分 
was macht dieser mod denn?
East West 2015年3月18日 21時20分 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
Orangemanta 2015年3月17日 4時58分 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
Mr.322 2015年3月10日 4時06分 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 2015年3月5日 10時30分 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2015年2月2日 10時06分 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Unyielding Rage 2015年1月27日 13時35分 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 2014年12月27日 20時48分 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
God Emperor Trump 2014年12月21日 9時43分 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
Pinball Player 2014年11月6日 15時37分 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
Pinball Player 2014年11月6日 15時34分 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Fazbear Gaming 2014年8月28日 7時52分 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Somewhat Late Plumber Claus 2014年8月16日 20時55分 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 2014年8月15日 20時46分 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 2014年8月7日 11時30分 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作成者] 2014年7月25日 17時38分 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne 2014年7月25日 16時18分 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley 2014年7月23日 10時48分 
5th for Echo
krakvreten 2014年7月7日 10時55分 
THANK YOU!
Helix 2014年6月22日 9時46分 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath 2014年6月13日 8時46分 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 2014年6月12日 19時37分 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 2014年6月11日 17時23分 
i third on Echo's idea lol
gum 2014年5月9日 21時25分 
Echo's idea.
Raven 2014年4月23日 11時54分 
i second echo's idea.
wraith 2014年4月10日 20時56分 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith 2014年4月10日 20時55分 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad