The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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154 commenti
jeanniecanelli 27 mar, ore 8:41 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Freohrblaka | GbP 29 feb, ore 1:24 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 16 feb, ore 15:28 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Stock 13 feb, ore 13:27 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 31 gen, ore 2:18 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 23 gen, ore 20:16 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 28 dic 2015, ore 14:20 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
2strong4u 22 nov 2015, ore 5:39 
lol
Sans 20 ott 2015, ore 15:49 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autore] 20 ott 2015, ore 15:36 
Yes
Sans 20 ott 2015, ore 15:20 
DG compatable?
Hulk 9 set 2015, ore 2:58 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 31 ago 2015, ore 14:29 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Fredward Mcstoner 31 ago 2015, ore 9:48 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Barry 13 ago 2015, ore 7:00 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 23 lug 2015, ore 13:03 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 7 giu 2015, ore 14:44 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Mayonaka Indou 23 mag 2015, ore 20:01 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Mayonaka Indou 23 mag 2015, ore 19:48 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 21 mag 2015, ore 7:33 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 12 mag 2015, ore 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner 12 mag 2015, ore 11:52 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Dweller 18 mar 2015, ore 21:20 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
GhostManta 17 mar 2015, ore 4:58 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
IceAndFire 10 mar 2015, ore 4:06 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 5 mar 2015, ore 10:30 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2 feb 2015, ore 10:06 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 gen 2015, ore 13:35 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 27 dic 2014, ore 20:48 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
God Emperor Trump 21 dic 2014, ore 9:43 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
PinballPlayer 6 nov 2014, ore 15:37 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
PinballPlayer 6 nov 2014, ore 15:34 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy Ilak Fazbear 28 ago 2014, ore 7:52 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 16 ago 2014, ore 20:55 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 15 ago 2014, ore 20:46 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 7 ago 2014, ore 11:30 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autore] 25 lug 2014, ore 17:38 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne 25 lug 2014, ore 16:18 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley 23 lug 2014, ore 10:48 
5th for Echo
krakvreten 7 lug 2014, ore 10:55 
THANK YOU!
Loremaster Helix 22 giu 2014, ore 9:46 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath 13 giu 2014, ore 8:46 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 12 giu 2014, ore 19:37 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 11 giu 2014, ore 17:23 
i third on Echo's idea lol
dose 9 mag 2014, ore 21:25 
Echo's idea.
Seras Victoria 23 apr 2014, ore 11:54 
i second echo's idea.
wraith 10 apr 2014, ore 20:56 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith 10 apr 2014, ore 20:55 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad
TemerLaGargola 22 mar 2014, ore 23:56 
I. Love. This. And its companion mod, about the you-know-whats in certain body parts.
echo 18 mar 2014, ore 18:26 
A non hostile dragon snatches any guard for saying "Maybe I'M the dragonborn, I just don't know it yet?"