The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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nlopezhuryn júl. 24. @ du. 1:50 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli márc. 27. @ de. 8:41 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
SvellgharmЖGbP febr. 29. @ de. 1:24 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard febr. 16. @ du. 3:28 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Vorash febr. 13. @ du. 1:27 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard jan. 31. @ de. 2:18 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 jan. 23. @ du. 8:16 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 2015. dec. 28. @ du. 2:20 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
A seal 2015. nov. 22. @ de. 5:39 
lol
Sans 2015. okt. 20. @ du. 3:49 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [készítő] 2015. okt. 20. @ du. 3:36 
Yes
Sans 2015. okt. 20. @ du. 3:20 
DG compatable?
Hulk 2015. szept. 9. @ de. 2:58 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 2015. aug. 31. @ du. 2:29 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Fredward Mcstoner 2015. aug. 31. @ de. 9:48 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Barry 2015. aug. 13. @ de. 7:00 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 2015. júl. 23. @ du. 1:03 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 2015. jún. 7. @ du. 2:44 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Murder! Sans 2015. máj. 23. @ du. 8:01 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Murder! Sans 2015. máj. 23. @ du. 7:48 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 2015. máj. 21. @ de. 7:33 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Unknowingname02 2015. máj. 12. @ du. 9:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner 2015. máj. 12. @ de. 11:52 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Dweller 2015. márc. 18. @ du. 9:20 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
Sir Dankens 2015. márc. 17. @ de. 4:58 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
IceAndFire 2015. márc. 10. @ de. 4:06 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 2015. márc. 5. @ de. 10:30 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2015. febr. 2. @ de. 10:06 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 2015. jan. 27. @ du. 1:35 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 2014. dec. 27. @ du. 8:48 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
God Emperor Trump 2014. dec. 21. @ de. 9:43 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
PinballPlayer 2014. nov. 6. @ du. 3:37 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
PinballPlayer 2014. nov. 6. @ du. 3:34 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy Ilak Fazbear 2014. aug. 28. @ de. 7:52 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 2014. aug. 16. @ du. 8:55 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 2014. aug. 15. @ du. 8:46 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 2014. aug. 7. @ de. 11:30 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [készítő] 2014. júl. 25. @ du. 5:38 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne 2014. júl. 25. @ du. 4:18 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley 2014. júl. 23. @ de. 10:48 
5th for Echo
krakvreten 2014. júl. 7. @ de. 10:55 
THANK YOU!
Helix 2014. jún. 22. @ de. 9:46 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath 2014. jún. 13. @ de. 8:46 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 2014. jún. 12. @ du. 7:37 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 2014. jún. 11. @ du. 5:23 
i third on Echo's idea lol
huff 2014. máj. 9. @ du. 9:25 
Echo's idea.
Raven 2014. ápr. 23. @ de. 11:54 
i second echo's idea.
wraith 2014. ápr. 10. @ du. 8:56 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith 2014. ápr. 10. @ du. 8:55 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad
TemerLaGargola 2014. márc. 22. @ du. 11:56 
I. Love. This. And its companion mod, about the you-know-whats in certain body parts.