The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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155 σχόλια
nlopezhuryn 24 Ιουλ στις 1:50μμ 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli 27 Μαρ στις 8:41πμ 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Svellgarm Wolfkin | GbP 29 Φεβ στις 1:24πμ 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 16 Φεβ στις 3:28μμ 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Vorash 13 Φεβ στις 1:27μμ 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 31 Ιαν στις 2:18πμ 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 23 Ιαν στις 8:16μμ 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 28 Δεκ 2015 στις 2:20μμ 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
Widum Boise 22 Νοε 2015 στις 5:39πμ 
lol
Sans 20 Οκτ 2015 στις 3:49μμ 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Δημιουργός] 20 Οκτ 2015 στις 3:36μμ 
Yes
Sans 20 Οκτ 2015 στις 3:20μμ 
DG compatable?
Hulk 9 Σεπ 2015 στις 2:58πμ 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 31 Αυγ 2015 στις 2:29μμ 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Mr. Life 31 Αυγ 2015 στις 9:48πμ 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Barry 13 Αυγ 2015 στις 7:00πμ 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 23 Ιουλ 2015 στις 1:03μμ 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 7 Ιουν 2015 στις 2:44μμ 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Mayonaka Indou 23 Μαϊ 2015 στις 8:01μμ 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Mayonaka Indou 23 Μαϊ 2015 στις 7:48μμ 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 21 Μαϊ 2015 στις 7:33πμ 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Unknowingname02 12 Μαϊ 2015 στις 9:12μμ 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner 12 Μαϊ 2015 στις 11:52πμ 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Dweller 18 Μαρ 2015 στις 9:20μμ 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
GhostManta 17 Μαρ 2015 στις 4:58πμ 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
IceAndFire 10 Μαρ 2015 στις 4:06πμ 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 5 Μαρ 2015 στις 10:30πμ 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2 Φεβ 2015 στις 10:06πμ 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 Ιαν 2015 στις 1:35μμ 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 27 Δεκ 2014 στις 8:48μμ 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
God Emperor Trump 21 Δεκ 2014 στις 9:43πμ 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
PinballPlayer 6 Νοε 2014 στις 3:37μμ 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
PinballPlayer 6 Νοε 2014 στις 3:34μμ 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy Ilak Fazbear 28 Αυγ 2014 στις 7:52πμ 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 16 Αυγ 2014 στις 8:55μμ 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 15 Αυγ 2014 στις 8:46μμ 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 7 Αυγ 2014 στις 11:30πμ 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [Δημιουργός] 25 Ιουλ 2014 στις 5:38μμ 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne 25 Ιουλ 2014 στις 4:18μμ 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley 23 Ιουλ 2014 στις 10:48πμ 
5th for Echo
krakvreten 7 Ιουλ 2014 στις 10:55πμ 
THANK YOU!
Helix 22 Ιουν 2014 στις 9:46πμ 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath 13 Ιουν 2014 στις 8:46πμ 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 12 Ιουν 2014 στις 7:37μμ 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 11 Ιουν 2014 στις 5:23μμ 
i third on Echo's idea lol
dose 9 Μαϊ 2014 στις 9:25μμ 
Echo's idea.
Raven 23 Απρ 2014 στις 11:54πμ 
i second echo's idea.
wraith 10 Απρ 2014 στις 8:56μμ 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith 10 Απρ 2014 στις 8:55μμ 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad
TemerLaGargola 22 Μαρ 2014 στις 11:56μμ 
I. Love. This. And its companion mod, about the you-know-whats in certain body parts.