The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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167 commentaires
randolf 20 sept. à 15h57 
+1 CHEESE
Ariksbane 12 sept. à 17h55 
I agree with nyancholy, it was funny as hell. The sweetroll was great to sell or give to someone else later.
nyancholy 24 août à 17h57 
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I SAW THIS... THIS IS A FREAKING BLESSING THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Edgy pyro 1 avr. à 15h39 
\/ \/ stop
ToC Asmodai the Third 21 mars à 17h22 
I guess you can say that Sheogorath got.... *puts on glasses* His sweet revenge.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Wolf SuperiorServer.co 15 janv. à 5h33 
thanks
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 14 janv. à 18h21 
no
Wolf SuperiorServer.co 14 janv. à 17h27 
do any gaurd punishment mods require dlc
Jaceper 18 déc. 2016 à 9h23 
ok
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 17 déc. 2016 à 23h33 
@Jaceper: try moving it to the bottom of your load order.
Jaceper 17 déc. 2016 à 14h39 
Why does this not work for me?
Shylok Vakarian 12 déc. 2016 à 17h40 
@MrToasterGames Sheogorath is an equal opportunity bastard.
Solistic 5 nov. 2016 à 18h55 
Love this mod, just an idea. The Jarl's kids in Dragonsreach always complain about not getting good sweet rolls. Will Sheogorath punish kids?
The Silver Smurfer 24 juil. 2016 à 13h50 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli 27 mars 2016 à 8h41 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Zae'Ich 29 févr. 2016 à 1h24 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 16 févr. 2016 à 15h28 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Hextal 13 févr. 2016 à 13h27 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 31 janv. 2016 à 2h18 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 23 janv. 2016 à 20h16 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 28 déc. 2015 à 14h20 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
The people of Venezuela 22 nov. 2015 à 5h39 
lol
ReDaCtEd 20 oct. 2015 à 15h49 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 20 oct. 2015 à 15h36 
Yes
ReDaCtEd 20 oct. 2015 à 15h20 
DG compatable?
Hulk 9 sept. 2015 à 2h58 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 31 août 2015 à 14h29 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Fredward Mcstoner 31 août 2015 à 9h48 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Strange 13 août 2015 à 7h00 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 23 juil. 2015 à 13h03 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 7 juin 2015 à 14h44 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Murder! Sans 23 mai 2015 à 20h01 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Murder! Sans 23 mai 2015 à 19h48 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 21 mai 2015 à 7h33 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Chance4doom 12 mai 2015 à 21h12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Myst Ryid 18 mars 2015 à 21h20 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
GhostManta 17 mars 2015 à 4h58 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
DogeMan 10 mars 2015 à 4h06 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 5 mars 2015 à 10h30 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2 févr. 2015 à 10h06 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Nerva 27 janv. 2015 à 13h35 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 27 déc. 2014 à 20h48 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
מיטשל אנסטט 21 déc. 2014 à 9h43 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
Pinball Player 6 nov. 2014 à 15h37 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
Pinball Player 6 nov. 2014 à 15h34 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy and Frecon Dion Plays 28 août 2014 à 7h52 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 16 août 2014 à 20h55 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 15 août 2014 à 20h46 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 7 août 2014 à 11h30 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 25 juil. 2014 à 17h38 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!