The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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154 commentaires
jeanniecanelli 27 mar à 8h41 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Ol' Rusty 29 fév à 1h24 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 16 fév à 15h28 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Blank 13 fév à 13h27 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 31 jan à 2h18 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 23 jan à 20h16 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 28 déc 2015 à 14h20 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
The fedora man 22 nov 2015 à 5h39 
lol
Sans 20 oct 2015 à 15h49 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 20 oct 2015 à 15h36 
Yes
Sans 20 oct 2015 à 15h20 
DG compatable?
dartaviusdye 9 sept 2015 à 2h58 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 31 août 2015 à 14h29 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Shasta Man 31 août 2015 à 9h48 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Jack the Ripper 13 août 2015 à 7h00 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 23 juil 2015 à 13h03 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 7 juin 2015 à 14h44 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Mayonaka Indou 23 mai 2015 à 20h01 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Mayonaka Indou 23 mai 2015 à 19h48 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 21 mai 2015 à 7h33 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Paathurnax 12 mai 2015 à 21h12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner 12 mai 2015 à 11h52 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Dweller 18 mar 2015 à 21h20 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
GhostManta 17 mar 2015 à 4h58 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
Allan Doge 10 mar 2015 à 4h06 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 5 mar 2015 à 10h30 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2 fév 2015 à 10h06 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 jan 2015 à 13h35 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 27 déc 2014 à 20h48 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
Lord of all the Pepes 21 déc 2014 à 9h43 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
PinballPlayer 6 nov 2014 à 15h37 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
PinballPlayer 6 nov 2014 à 15h34 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy Ilak Fazbear 28 août 2014 à 7h52 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 16 août 2014 à 20h55 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 15 août 2014 à 20h46 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 7 août 2014 à 11h30 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [créateur] 25 juil 2014 à 17h38 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne 25 juil 2014 à 16h18 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley 23 juil 2014 à 10h48 
5th for Echo
krakvreten 7 juil 2014 à 10h55 
THANK YOU!
Loremaster Helix 22 juin 2014 à 9h46 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath 13 juin 2014 à 8h46 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 12 juin 2014 à 19h37 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 11 juin 2014 à 17h23 
i third on Echo's idea lol
dose 9 mai 2014 à 21h25 
Echo's idea.
Seras Victoria 23 avr 2014 à 11h54 
i second echo's idea.
wraith 10 avr 2014 à 20h56 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith 10 avr 2014 à 20h55 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad
TemerLaGargola 22 mar 2014 à 23h56 
I. Love. This. And its companion mod, about the you-know-whats in certain body parts.
echo 18 mar 2014 à 18h26 
A non hostile dragon snatches any guard for saying "Maybe I'M the dragonborn, I just don't know it yet?"