The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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159 opmerkingen
jeanniecanelli 27 mrt om 8:41vm 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 16 feb om 3:28nm 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Blank 13 feb om 1:27nm 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 31 jan om 2:18vm 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 23 jan om 8:16nm 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 28 dec 2015 om 2:20nm 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
The fedora man 22 nov 2015 om 5:39vm 
lol
Sans 20 okt 2015 om 3:49nm 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 20 okt 2015 om 3:36nm 
Yes
Sans 20 okt 2015 om 3:20nm 
DG compatable?
dartaviusdye 9 sep 2015 om 2:58vm 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 31 aug 2015 om 2:29nm 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Shasta Man 31 aug 2015 om 9:48vm 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Jack the Ripper 13 aug 2015 om 7:00vm 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 23 jul 2015 om 1:03nm 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 7 jun 2015 om 2:44nm 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Mayonaka Indou 23 mei 2015 om 8:01nm 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Mayonaka Indou 23 mei 2015 om 7:48nm 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 21 mei 2015 om 7:33vm 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Paathurnax 12 mei 2015 om 9:12nm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner 12 mei 2015 om 11:52vm 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Dweller 18 mrt 2015 om 9:20nm 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
GhostManta 17 mrt 2015 om 4:58vm 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
Allan Doge 10 mrt 2015 om 4:06vm 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 5 mrt 2015 om 10:30vm 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2 feb 2015 om 10:06vm 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 jan 2015 om 1:35nm 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 27 dec 2014 om 8:48nm 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
Lord of all the Pepes 21 dec 2014 om 9:43vm 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
PinballPlayer 6 nov 2014 om 3:37nm 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
PinballPlayer 6 nov 2014 om 3:34nm 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy Ilak Fazbear 28 aug 2014 om 7:52vm 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 16 aug 2014 om 8:55nm 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 15 aug 2014 om 8:46nm 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 7 aug 2014 om 11:30vm 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 25 jul 2014 om 5:38nm 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne 25 jul 2014 om 4:18nm 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley 23 jul 2014 om 10:48vm 
5th for Echo
krakvreten 7 jul 2014 om 10:55vm 
THANK YOU!
Loremaster Helix 22 jun 2014 om 9:46vm 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath 13 jun 2014 om 8:46vm 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 12 jun 2014 om 7:37nm 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 11 jun 2014 om 5:23nm 
i third on Echo's idea lol
dose 9 mei 2014 om 9:25nm 
Echo's idea.
Seras Victoria 23 apr 2014 om 11:54vm 
i second echo's idea.
wraith 10 apr 2014 om 8:56nm 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith 10 apr 2014 om 8:55nm 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad
TemerLaGargola 22 mrt 2014 om 11:56nm 
I. Love. This. And its companion mod, about the you-know-whats in certain body parts.
echo 18 mrt 2014 om 6:26nm 
A non hostile dragon snatches any guard for saying "Maybe I'M the dragonborn, I just don't know it yet?"