The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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155 comentário(s)
nlopezhuryn 24 de jul às 13:50 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli 27 de mar às 8:41 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Dragonslayer Svellgarm | GbP 29 de fev às 1:24 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard 16 de fev às 15:28 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Vorash 13 de fev às 13:27 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard 31 de jan às 2:18 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 23 de jan às 20:16 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 28/dez/2015 às 14:20 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
A seal 22/nov/2015 às 5:39 
lol
Sans 20/out/2015 às 15:49 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor(a)] 20/out/2015 às 15:36 
Yes
Sans 20/out/2015 às 15:20 
DG compatable?
Hulk 9/set/2015 às 2:58 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing 31/ago/2015 às 14:29 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Christof the skilled 31/ago/2015 às 9:48 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Barry 13/ago/2015 às 7:00 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle 23/jul/2015 às 13:03 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly 7/jun/2015 às 14:44 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Murder! Sans 23/mai/2015 às 20:01 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Murder! Sans 23/mai/2015 às 19:48 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata 21/mai/2015 às 7:33 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Unknowingname02 12/mai/2015 às 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner 12/mai/2015 às 11:52 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Dweller 18/mar/2015 às 21:20 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
Sir Dankens 17/mar/2015 às 4:58 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
IceAndFire 10/mar/2015 às 4:06 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk 5/mar/2015 às 10:30 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 2/fev/2015 às 10:06 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27/jan/2015 às 13:35 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph 27/dez/2014 às 20:48 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
God Emperor Trump 21/dez/2014 às 9:43 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
PinballPlayer 6/nov/2014 às 15:37 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
PinballPlayer 6/nov/2014 às 15:34 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy Ilak Fazbear 28/ago/2014 às 7:52 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet 16/ago/2014 às 20:55 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio 15/ago/2014 às 20:46 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku 7/ago/2014 às 11:30 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [autor(a)] 25/jul/2014 às 17:38 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne 25/jul/2014 às 16:18 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley 23/jul/2014 às 10:48 
5th for Echo
krakvreten 7/jul/2014 às 10:55 
THANK YOU!
Helix 22/jun/2014 às 9:46 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath 13/jun/2014 às 8:46 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 12/jun/2014 às 19:37 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 11/jun/2014 às 17:23 
i third on Echo's idea lol
huff 9/mai/2014 às 21:25 
Echo's idea.
Raven 23/abr/2014 às 11:54 
i second echo's idea.
wraith 10/abr/2014 às 20:56 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith 10/abr/2014 às 20:55 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad
TemerLaGargola 22/mar/2014 às 23:56 
I. Love. This. And its companion mod, about the you-know-whats in certain body parts.