The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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165 Comments
Mr fucking Plank Apr 1 @ 3:39pm 
\/ \/ stop
Hawkwood the Deserter Mar 21 @ 5:22pm 
I guess you can say that Sheogorath got.... *puts on glasses* His sweet revenge.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Wolf Jan 15 @ 5:33am 
thanks
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Jan 14 @ 6:21pm 
no
Wolf Jan 14 @ 5:27pm 
do any gaurd punishment mods require dlc
Jaceper Dec 18, 2016 @ 9:23am 
ok
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Dec 17, 2016 @ 11:33pm 
@Jaceper: try moving it to the bottom of your load order.
Jaceper Dec 17, 2016 @ 2:39pm 
Why does this not work for me?
Shylok Vakarian Dec 12, 2016 @ 5:40pm 
@MrToasterGames Sheogorath is an equal opportunity bastard.
Solistic Nov 5, 2016 @ 6:55pm 
Love this mod, just an idea. The Jarl's kids in Dragonsreach always complain about not getting good sweet rolls. Will Sheogorath punish kids?
The Silver Smurfer Jul 24, 2016 @ 1:50pm 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli Mar 27, 2016 @ 8:41am 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Zae'Ich Feb 29, 2016 @ 1:24am 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard Feb 16, 2016 @ 3:28pm 
YES YES THANK YOU!
모범 Feb 13, 2016 @ 1:27pm 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard Jan 31, 2016 @ 2:18am 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 Jan 23, 2016 @ 8:16pm 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 Dec 28, 2015 @ 2:20pm 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
No Brakes on the Trump Train Nov 22, 2015 @ 5:39am 
lol
puddipuddi Oct 20, 2015 @ 3:49pm 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Oct 20, 2015 @ 3:36pm 
Yes
puddipuddi Oct 20, 2015 @ 3:20pm 
DG compatable?
Hulk Sep 9, 2015 @ 2:58am 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing Aug 31, 2015 @ 2:29pm 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
Fredward Mcstoner Aug 31, 2015 @ 9:48am 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Nik Strange Aug 13, 2015 @ 7:00am 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle Jul 23, 2015 @ 1:03pm 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly Jun 7, 2015 @ 2:44pm 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Murder! Sans May 23, 2015 @ 8:01pm 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Murder! Sans May 23, 2015 @ 7:48pm 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata May 21, 2015 @ 7:33am 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Chance4doom May 12, 2015 @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner May 12, 2015 @ 11:52am 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Myst Ryid Mar 18, 2015 @ 9:20pm 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
Orangemanta Mar 17, 2015 @ 4:58am 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
DogeMan Mar 10, 2015 @ 4:06am 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk Mar 5, 2015 @ 10:30am 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 Feb 2, 2015 @ 10:06am 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Combat Haberdasher Jan 27, 2015 @ 1:35pm 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph Dec 27, 2014 @ 8:48pm 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
מיטשל אנסטט Dec 21, 2014 @ 9:43am 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
Pinball Player Nov 6, 2014 @ 3:37pm 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
Pinball Player Nov 6, 2014 @ 3:34pm 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy and Frecon Dion Plays Aug 28, 2014 @ 7:52am 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet Aug 16, 2014 @ 8:55pm 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio Aug 15, 2014 @ 8:46pm 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku Aug 7, 2014 @ 11:30am 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Jul 25, 2014 @ 5:38pm 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne Jul 25, 2014 @ 4:18pm 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley Jul 23, 2014 @ 10:48am 
5th for Echo