The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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147 Comments
pigwing 11 hours ago 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
cigaweed 16 hours ago 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Medical Aug 13 @ 7:00am 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle Jul 23 @ 1:03pm 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly Jun 7 @ 2:44pm 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
springtrap May 23 @ 8:01pm 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
springtrap May 23 @ 7:48pm 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata May 21 @ 7:33am 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Paarthurnax May 12 @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
dp.Liиея May 12 @ 11:52am 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Dweller Mar 18 @ 9:20pm 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
Orangemanta Mar 17 @ 4:58am 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
[Optic.G]Trio kills Mar 10 @ 4:06am 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk Mar 5 @ 10:30am 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 Feb 2 @ 10:06am 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph Dec 27, 2014 @ 8:48pm 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
mitchellanstett09 Dec 21, 2014 @ 9:43am 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
oldgiza Nov 6, 2014 @ 3:37pm 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
oldgiza Nov 6, 2014 @ 3:34pm 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy Fazbear Gaming Aug 28, 2014 @ 7:52am 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet Aug 16, 2014 @ 8:55pm 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio Aug 15, 2014 @ 8:46pm 
make that 6th for echo
Ataku Hikaru Aug 7, 2014 @ 11:30am 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Jul 25, 2014 @ 5:38pm 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne Jul 25, 2014 @ 4:18pm 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley Jul 23, 2014 @ 10:48am 
5th for Echo
krakvreten Jul 7, 2014 @ 10:55am 
THANK YOU!
Loremaster Helix Jun 22, 2014 @ 9:46am 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath Jun 13, 2014 @ 8:46am 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 Jun 12, 2014 @ 7:37pm 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 Jun 11, 2014 @ 5:23pm 
i third on Echo's idea lol
dose May 9, 2014 @ 9:25pm 
Echo's idea.
Seras Victoria Apr 23, 2014 @ 11:54am 
i second echo's idea.
wraith Apr 10, 2014 @ 8:56pm 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith Apr 10, 2014 @ 8:55pm 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad
TemerLaGargola Mar 22, 2014 @ 11:56pm 
I. Love. This. And its companion mod, about the you-know-whats in certain body parts.
echo Mar 18, 2014 @ 6:26pm 
A non hostile dragon snatches any guard for saying "Maybe I'M the dragonborn, I just don't know it yet?"
BRB Poopin HERD Mar 16, 2014 @ 5:29am 
Make a punishment for the gaurds who talk to you about shouting in cities, im dragonnorn i have the right!
Draugrborn Mar 2, 2014 @ 9:26pm 
I second Ghost's suggestion.
Matoi Feb 23, 2014 @ 1:02pm 
i think a mod that would make a ton of redguards attack when mentioning of curved swords would be awesome.
Archimedes Feb 1, 2014 @ 9:51am 
Make A punishment related to insults realted to iron swords
bourkie Jan 8, 2014 @ 5:35am 
Need something similar to happen to the Jarl's daughter every time she talks about sweet rolls and skeever holes...
★MattTheSheep★ Dec 27, 2013 @ 9:24am 
I agree with inoshikatcho! It should make that one dragon [SPOILER ALERT] that you befriend come and kill him.
Dragontamer39 Dec 14, 2013 @ 2:05pm 
Well can you just to add a bonus in this about the elf thing i'd like being insulted about it.
Dragontamer39 Dec 14, 2013 @ 2:05pm 
Sorry.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Dec 14, 2013 @ 2:04pm 
Sorry for deleting comments, Dragontamer39, but that was technically a spoiler :)
Dragontamer39 Dec 12, 2013 @ 5:23pm 
This is going to be really funny!!!
fk.zajko Dec 5, 2013 @ 3:03pm 
Hilarious - serves the sarcastic sods right!!!
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Nov 25, 2013 @ 1:55am 
Click the "Subscribe" button and the mod gets downloaded and activated next time you open the launcher.