Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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Mazeltoph Dec 27, 2014 @ 8:48pm 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
mitchellanstett09 Dec 21, 2014 @ 9:43am 
leannaray Nov 6, 2014 @ 3:37pm 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
leannaray Nov 6, 2014 @ 3:34pm 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Alternate Freddy Fazbear Aug 28, 2014 @ 7:52am 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet Aug 16, 2014 @ 8:55pm 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio Aug 15, 2014 @ 8:46pm 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity Ataku Aug 7, 2014 @ 11:30am 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Jul 25, 2014 @ 5:38pm 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne Jul 25, 2014 @ 4:18pm 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley Jul 23, 2014 @ 10:48am 
5th for Echo
krakvreten Jul 7, 2014 @ 10:55am 
The Almighty Double Helix Jun 22, 2014 @ 9:46am 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath Jun 13, 2014 @ 8:46am 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 Jun 12, 2014 @ 7:37pm 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 Jun 11, 2014 @ 5:23pm 
i third on Echo's idea lol
Hidan May 9, 2014 @ 9:25pm 
Echo's idea.
PyroLady Apr 23, 2014 @ 11:54am 
i second echo's idea.
LEGOs104 Apr 10, 2014 @ 8:56pm 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
LEGOs104 Apr 10, 2014 @ 8:55pm 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad
TemerLaGargola Mar 22, 2014 @ 11:56pm 
I. Love. This. And its companion mod, about the you-know-whats in certain body parts.
echo Mar 18, 2014 @ 6:26pm 
A non hostile dragon snatches any guard for saying "Maybe I'M the dragonborn, I just don't know it yet?"
BRB Poopin HERD Mar 16, 2014 @ 5:29am 
Make a punishment for the gaurds who talk to you about shouting in cities, im dragonnorn i have the right!
Draugrborn Mar 2, 2014 @ 9:26pm 
I second Ghost's suggestion.
๖ۣۜFʟɪʛħʈ.๖ۣۜAνɪ Feb 23, 2014 @ 1:02pm 
i think a mod that would make a ton of redguards attack when mentioning of curved swords would be awesome.
DemoBomb Feb 1, 2014 @ 9:51am 
Make A punishment related to insults realted to iron swords
bourkie Jan 8, 2014 @ 5:35am 
Need something similar to happen to the Jarl's daughter every time she talks about sweet rolls and skeever holes...
★MattTheSheep★ Dec 27, 2013 @ 9:24am 
I agree with inoshikatcho! It should make that one dragon [SPOILER ALERT] that you befriend come and kill him.
Dragontamer39 Dec 14, 2013 @ 2:05pm 
Well can you just to add a bonus in this about the elf thing i'd like being insulted about it.
Dragontamer39 Dec 14, 2013 @ 2:05pm 
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Dec 14, 2013 @ 2:04pm 
Sorry for deleting comments, Dragontamer39, but that was technically a spoiler :)
Dragontamer39 Dec 12, 2013 @ 5:23pm 
This is going to be really funny!!!
fk.zajko Dec 5, 2013 @ 3:03pm 
Hilarious - serves the sarcastic sods right!!!
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Nov 25, 2013 @ 1:55am 
Click the "Subscribe" button and the mod gets downloaded and activated next time you open the launcher.
Darkash Nov 24, 2013 @ 4:36pm 
where do you get it??
Zathmi Nov 3, 2013 @ 5:26pm 
Love it!
inoshikacho3 Oct 31, 2013 @ 11:29am 
try make one of these for weewolf comment (turn them to dogs) please :)
Foxxer Oct 14, 2013 @ 5:45am 
good mod
Blastodion Sep 28, 2013 @ 3:17pm 
formorian5 Sep 10, 2013 @ 10:29am 
I was just thinking,"Yeah the arrow in the knee is annoying, but the sweetroll is just an insult! I'm the Dovah-fucking-kiin, slayer of gods and demons, and you talk to me like this!" This is perfect!
Kaffeeteria Sep 4, 2013 @ 4:41am 
I love this mod. One of my most favourite. :)
9192631770 Aug 20, 2013 @ 5:15am 
I think a respawn needs more time than 10 hours (a few days or so) and maybe you should not visit the place in that time, or the time begins again (not sure if that is true)
Thadian Aug 19, 2013 @ 2:19pm 
so has the guard respawn thing been "cleared" (as an issue or, false alarm)?
Tim the Enchanter Aug 15, 2013 @ 9:05pm 
Great Mod.
ThatLocalArabicCamel Jul 31, 2013 @ 5:34pm 
I used the wait for 10 hours and no one was come to take the place. Maybe I didn't wait long enough? or something.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Jul 28, 2013 @ 11:16pm 
Don't they respawn? I thought they should be respawning!
ThatLocalArabicCamel Jul 28, 2013 @ 4:38pm 
I liked it, but after they say it no guards replace them so therefore i must unsubscribe. If you make it so guards come back then i will gladly subscibe again.
aroshni Jul 23, 2013 @ 9:17am 
Very funny :D
The Great HEROPON Jul 22, 2013 @ 7:19pm 
Let me guess... someone stole your swee- *punished*
The Last (Mick) Jul 20, 2013 @ 5:06pm 
I will try but if it's anything like moding dao i seriously doubt my success coming any time ever. But yeah I was only making so many requests because I like all of your mods and figured you could pull it off.