The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
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155 Comments
nlopezhuryn Jul 24 @ 1:50pm 
I was wandering around whiterun, when a random guard said the line. Immediately after, another guard said the line about defeating Alduin. Hilarious.
jeanniecanelli Mar 27 @ 8:41am 
Hmm looks like every guard in Whiterun is dead
Svellgarm Wolfkin | GbP Feb 29 @ 1:24am 
Do one for Dagny saying she likes her meat rare, please?
rarazard Feb 16 @ 3:28pm 
YES YES THANK YOU!
Vorash Feb 13 @ 1:27pm 
Won't the cities have a low number of guards to defend it?
Victoryguard Jan 31 @ 2:18am 
As an added bonus if you run your game with Vilja you now no longer have to buy sweetrolls as guards seem to to have a tasty death wish!
IceboundEarth2 Jan 23 @ 8:16pm 
How about when they say "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me." Then they turn into a book that says 'Laws of Skyrim' on the outside of the book!
zackhart460 Dec 28, 2015 @ 2:20pm 
Let me guess someone stole your sweetrole. WHY IS THE GUARD STILL TESTING HIS LUCK AFTER THE ARROW INCIDENT!!!
Widum Boise Nov 22, 2015 @ 5:39am 
lol
Sans Oct 20, 2015 @ 3:49pm 
thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Oct 20, 2015 @ 3:36pm 
Yes
Sans Oct 20, 2015 @ 3:20pm 
DG compatable?
Hulk Sep 9, 2015 @ 2:58am 
let me guess someone stole your sweetro-
pigwing Aug 31, 2015 @ 2:29pm 
I love the Sweet way it rolls to the end
;~{)
Too Cool!
SIR Mr. Life Aug 31, 2015 @ 9:48am 
skyrim belongs to the nord punishment
Barry Aug 13, 2015 @ 7:00am 
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!
Lurtle Jul 23, 2015 @ 1:03pm 
Is it compatible in the DLC regions?
Kimbrly Jun 7, 2015 @ 2:44pm 
@springtrap: You should've died from electrocution by now, you made the arrow joke
Mayonaka Indou May 23, 2015 @ 8:01pm 
what will you do next in your punishment series?
Mayonaka Indou May 23, 2015 @ 7:48pm 
you see i would do this just to get guards to vanish but....... then i took a arrow to the knee(true story)
maneki_nekomata May 21, 2015 @ 7:33am 
I just killed an ancient dragon and a guard who saw the whole thing sneers at me about sweetroll theft? Payback time! Thanks for this mod.
Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 12, 2015 @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Liner May 12, 2015 @ 11:52am 
was macht dieser mod denn?
Dweller Mar 18, 2015 @ 9:20pm 
MY SKYRIM MODDING SERIES HAS BEEN COMPLETE
GhostManta Mar 17, 2015 @ 4:58am 
THANK YOU FOR THIS MOD <3
IceAndFire Mar 10, 2015 @ 4:06am 
Lol punishment for sweetrolls,Sheograth probably like sweetrolls.Maybe Oblivion is filled with them haha.
concretemonk Mar 5, 2015 @ 10:30am 
i knew there was a reason i liked Sheogorath
scoutmaster 21 Feb 2, 2015 @ 10:06am 
everyone says let me guess,someone stole your swe-(everyone dies)THEN THEY DIE!!!
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. Jan 27, 2015 @ 1:35pm 
I shall now pelt Sheogorath's shrine with cabbage and cheese in thanks for this mod.
Mazeltoph Dec 27, 2014 @ 8:48pm 
"Let me guess: someone stole your -" [dies]
God Emperor Trump Dec 21, 2014 @ 9:43am 
AT LAST YOUR CRUEL REMARKS TO SWEETROLLS ARE NOW YOUR DOOM >:D
PinballPlayer Nov 6, 2014 @ 3:37pm 
Actually, I'm using *all* your mods, because they're *all* wonderful! Ten out of ten for each one!
PinballPlayer Nov 6, 2014 @ 3:34pm 
This is one of my two favorite mods! (The other one being Divine Punishment for the Mention of Arrows in the Knee!) Both of them are absolutely *hilarious*!
Freddy Ilak Fazbear Aug 28, 2014 @ 7:52am 
...Does this mod just throw sweetrolls at the guards constantly or does it turn them into a sweetroll?
Just wondering because if it throws deadly sweetrolls at them then that is funny, because I could like spawn in a bunch of guards and have one say the line... Then all of the ones at the front get hit by sweetrolls... xD Also if they start fleeing from that, it would be hilarious...
Someguyfromtheinternet Aug 16, 2014 @ 8:55pm 
This is now my new favorite mod. 10/10 Download now.
Yxquillio Aug 15, 2014 @ 8:46pm 
make that 6th for echo
Heretic God of Insanity, Ataku Aug 7, 2014 @ 11:30am 
to take an arrow in the knee = to get married so i don't have a problem with that. BUT GOD DAMMIT IF YOU SMACK TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF SWEETROLLS I WILL STAB YOU
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Jul 25, 2014 @ 5:38pm 
It does not remove the dialogue. But it is meant to be a surprise :) Try it, and see!
michelle.bourgoyne Jul 25, 2014 @ 4:18pm 
What exactly does this mod- and the "arrow to the knee" one- do? Does it remove the dialogue?
smiley Jul 23, 2014 @ 10:48am 
5th for Echo
krakvreten Jul 7, 2014 @ 10:55am 
THANK YOU!
Helix Jun 22, 2014 @ 9:46am 
I actually found this insult more annoying than the arrow in the knee thing, thanks for the mod.
Sepulgurath Jun 13, 2014 @ 8:46am 
An arrow coming out of nowhere to pierce the knee of a guard who says: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MotoGod115 Jun 12, 2014 @ 7:37pm 
4th on echo
DarkAngel12893 Jun 11, 2014 @ 5:23pm 
i third on Echo's idea lol
dose May 9, 2014 @ 9:25pm 
Echo's idea.
Seras Victoria Apr 23, 2014 @ 11:54am 
i second echo's idea.
wraith Apr 10, 2014 @ 8:56pm 
he's actually a little over the doctor (madman with a blue box) on the scale of madness
wraith Apr 10, 2014 @ 8:55pm 
has anyone noticed how sheogorath is actually not that bad / mad
TemerLaGargola Mar 22, 2014 @ 11:56pm 
I. Love. This. And its companion mod, about the you-know-whats in certain body parts.