The Hanky Shanky
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Jaggi Jul 17 @ 2:29pm 
what we NEED is a new pyro flamethrower. I'm not a big fan of pyro, because he is overpowered, and noobs use him. But, that doesn't change the fact that a new pyro flamethrower is not needed! The Mecha Update. 2012. Three new weapons were added. They made these three weapons a demo grenade launcher, an engineer shotgun, and a medic medigun. Valve chose these weapons because their categories were lacking. There was only two demoman grenade launchers, 4 engineer shotguns (2 were promos), and 3 medi guns. Also, being the achievment items and other items, certain items have made other items obsolete (heavy shotgun). I know that valve isn't really focusing on weapons that much (being the hat count). But if we wait till christmas, we will get some new weapons indefinitely.
Cain Jul 1 @ 3:15am 
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The Operator Jan 12 @ 2:14pm 
hanky wanky :3
chainsaw ape Dec 9, 2013 @ 6:34pm 
valve, please take a stroll around the workshop for a while... i mean seriusly look up pistol,shotgun,and smg. those are just keywords you need more weapons your on the right track with hats but im almost certain you guys have never added a workshop weapon and if you did its just a re-skin although that may not be true, i think some things you just simply have to add, i mean serisuly only two smg's????!!!!! add more stuff from the market i have good ideas for weps i just am not a programer to make them, i almost find it rude how you ignor people that spend so much time on these things, espically the 5 star rated ones, i mean c'mon if enough people like them here doesnt that mean alot of people would like them in game too??i dare you to add more workshop items please do it would make these games better.
Midiki Mar 17, 2013 @ 7:24am 
faster swing speed less damage
Alucard Mar 15, 2013 @ 6:54pm 
i like it, i want it
SHREDDER the necromancer Mar 8, 2013 @ 5:51pm 
I MUST HAVE THIS ITEM
WLS.Frank the T[A]nk [PoG] Mar 6, 2013 @ 8:46am 
make the knife as an skin
Grande_JosєL Jan 15, 2013 @ 10:18pm 
this is a cool weapon for soldier. they should add backstab ability. think about while rocket jumping. backstab the other player. i post it a 12:00 am
Tombstone Jack Jan 3, 2013 @ 11:06am 
vavle ffs just add it if we didnt want it itd already be ingame
SHREDDER the necromancer Dec 28, 2012 @ 11:18pm 
all class?
valve needs to add
Durp Dee Durp Dec 28, 2012 @ 12:03pm 
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✩ Captain Jäeger ✩ Dec 26, 2012 @ 5:45pm 
About time Soldier got a knife!
Nachers Dec 24, 2012 @ 2:07pm 
-50% range
On Hit it causes bleed damage
D0wa Dec 22, 2012 @ 9:32am 
make soldiers attack similar to shank in the "shank" game,
Izanagi no Okami Dec 20, 2012 @ 11:03pm 
i think this will be great
sumsar99 Dec 20, 2012 @ 4:08pm 
This looks great and soldier needs new meele, good job!
sumsar99 Dec 20, 2012 @ 4:08pm 
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fushigibuttplug Dec 19, 2012 @ 4:04pm 
awesome
Carl (Fuck this computer) Dec 16, 2012 @ 6:55pm 
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KA-BAR USMC
Sergeant Hank!!! {UHA} Dec 16, 2012 @ 1:12am 
LOVE IT!!!!
(maby because its named after me but hay, it looks cool)
Punzybobo Dec 15, 2012 @ 12:53pm 
Gotta love those KA-BAR knives.
a-Tron Dec 14, 2012 @ 6:27pm 
Super Macho Craneberry Dec 14, 2012 @ 5:24pm 
Shank'd!
low. dante the demon killer Dec 14, 2012 @ 5:13pm 
Is a crazy maniac
"Should be institutionalized!"- Spy
Is seen with a knife
David Jane Leatherhoff is the Solly's nickname with this weapon! :D
Maybe Not Hacked Dec 13, 2012 @ 8:49pm 
- Slightly shorter range
+ On hit: Releases a very small pseudo explosion that only damages the enemy closest to the victim, if they're in radius, dealing standard melee damage.
- 10% damage from melee sources
Sebs Dec 13, 2012 @ 11:14am 
The Captins Killer
15% extra damage
10% faster weapon switch
20- less health
The Duck Pool Police Chief Foox Dec 12, 2012 @ 5:06pm 
and the knife here looks good well done
The Duck Pool Police Chief Foox Dec 12, 2012 @ 5:05pm 
if you want a skin like this and not a new wepeon look up the jokers jag
Micman Dec 12, 2012 @ 12:58pm 
-50% Melee Range
+70% Damage
Thanks Obama Dec 11, 2012 @ 2:29pm 
-Deals no damage to spies
+Instant-Kills everything else
-If you hit a spy-crab, your team blow up
Thanks Obama Dec 11, 2012 @ 2:27pm 
Should be for the spy not the soilder.
SAVE THE SPYCRAB
freSh ௐ Dec 11, 2012 @ 7:36am 
I dont like it, it's too generik and boring looking. Try making it bigger and give it some more colour !
Prospect Dec 10, 2012 @ 8:08pm 
Stats should be:
+50% Attack Speed
-25% Damage
Pishman Dec 10, 2012 @ 7:25pm 
+50% Attack speed
If you miss an attack, you accidently throw the knife. The projectile does regular damage. Doesn't regenerate once thrown, unless you get ammo or respawn.
Sniff32 Dec 10, 2012 @ 6:26pm 
Can I Have a Download link Please?
THEHERBMAN Dec 10, 2012 @ 4:46pm 
maybe if it was a bit longer and thicker so it would look a bit more badass. still a cool idea
spycheck.info Dec 10, 2012 @ 4:42pm 
10% Less damage
Bleed for 5 seconds
{WeeN} Jingles *on laptop* Dec 10, 2012 @ 4:23pm 
u cant download it
Mudkipp44 Dec 10, 2012 @ 3:09pm 
can i download it if i can how?
catindabox334 Dec 10, 2012 @ 2:19pm 
Maybe it could do something cool like a stealth attack from behind, I could picture a soldie rocket jumping behind enemy lines doing commando pros xD
catindabox334 Dec 10, 2012 @ 2:18pm 
Looks awesome.
Katastroph1e Dec 10, 2012 @ 1:53pm 
Knife needs to be bigger :)
MkS.ExE Dec 10, 2012 @ 12:49am 
Commando soldier.
Refinedleigon Dec 9, 2012 @ 2:37pm 
-15% damage
+50% attack speed
Pan Dec 9, 2012 @ 12:56pm 
Why not combine with shotgun so you can lunge with it as bayonet?
Fizzie! Dec 9, 2012 @ 11:56am 
Hanky Shanky:

On Hit: Bleeds for 5 seconds.

Alt-Fire: Throws Far and Medium distance.

Stab, Stab, Stab...

A Super Slicing Stabber :D

zatch5650 Dec 9, 2012 @ 8:49am 
Pros: Backstabs 70%
Alt-Fire Throws weapon

Cons: -50% damage
-30% damage penalty
-10% explosion vulnerability
啊天_Pokhara Dec 8, 2012 @ 11:28pm 
look funny!
Archerillian Dec 8, 2012 @ 5:47pm 
Pros: +40% firing speed
Crits and mini-crits cause bleeding

Cons: -50% damage penalty
20% explosion vulnerabilty (thsi includes rocket jumps)