Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Hanky Shanky
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149 Comments
Silly Valve, why do we never get knives for the Soldier? That would make him even more American.
Tempest Legionnaire Jan 14 @ 11:19am 
"I will cut out your hippie guts and feed them to the wolves, you worthless maggots!" - Soldier
A slice 'n dice weapon for America's dumbest patriot! I like it!
El Patron Jan 8 @ 12:50pm 
I don't know why, but I can't help but imagine the soilder saying the lyrics to the song Achy Breaky Heart. The name of the knife sounds like a play on words of the song title.
El Mim̃o Dec 26, 2014 @ 8:46am 
In my opinion, this knife doesn't really fit the style of the soldier, maybe make it bigger?
Grapple_R Dec 25, 2014 @ 1:46pm 
Cause bleed damage. faster swing speed, very low damage
★Jepopo★ Dec 24, 2014 @ 12:45am 
hanky wanky :3
pastabake Dec 23, 2014 @ 4:10pm 
cool :)
scout608 Dec 21, 2014 @ 3:50pm 
kinda redundant having a bayonet and a knife
Dat Boi (o shit waddup) Jul 17, 2014 @ 2:29pm 
what we NEED is a new pyro flamethrower. I'm not a big fan of pyro, because he is overpowered, and noobs use him. But, that doesn't change the fact that a new pyro flamethrower is not needed! The Mecha Update. 2012. Three new weapons were added. They made these three weapons a demo grenade launcher, an engineer shotgun, and a medic medigun. Valve chose these weapons because their categories were lacking. There was only two demoman grenade launchers, 4 engineer shotguns (2 were promos), and 3 medi guns. Also, being the achievment items and other items, certain items have made other items obsolete (heavy shotgun). I know that valve isn't really focusing on weapons that much (being the hat count). But if we wait till christmas, we will get some new weapons indefinitely.
Cain Jul 1, 2014 @ 3:15am 
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Blood & Guts Jan 12, 2014 @ 2:14pm 
hanky wanky :3
chainsaw ape Dec 9, 2013 @ 6:34pm 
valve, please take a stroll around the workshop for a while... i mean seriusly look up pistol,shotgun,and smg. those are just keywords you need more weapons your on the right track with hats but im almost certain you guys have never added a workshop weapon and if you did its just a re-skin although that may not be true, i think some things you just simply have to add, i mean serisuly only two smg's????!!!!! add more stuff from the market i have good ideas for weps i just am not a programer to make them, i almost find it rude how you ignor people that spend so much time on these things, espically the 5 star rated ones, i mean c'mon if enough people like them here doesnt that mean alot of people would like them in game too??i dare you to add more workshop items please do it would make these games better.
Midiki Mar 17, 2013 @ 7:24am 
faster swing speed less damage
Alucard Mar 15, 2013 @ 6:54pm 
i like it, i want it
skullnaught_969 Mar 8, 2013 @ 5:51pm 
I MUST HAVE THIS ITEM
~Frank The Tank~ [PoG] Mar 6, 2013 @ 8:46am 
make the knife as an skin
Grande_JoseL Jan 15, 2013 @ 10:18pm 
this is a cool weapon for soldier. they should add backstab ability. think about while rocket jumping. backstab the other player. i post it a 12:00 am
Tombstone Jack Jan 3, 2013 @ 11:06am 
vavle ffs just add it if we didnt want it itd already be ingame
skullnaught_969 Dec 28, 2012 @ 11:18pm 
all class?
valve needs to add
IKEA Snail Dec 28, 2012 @ 12:03pm 
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✠ Jäeger ✠ Dec 26, 2012 @ 5:45pm 
About time Soldier got a knife!
Nachers Dec 24, 2012 @ 2:07pm 
-50% range
On Hit it causes bleed damage
Jepa.Dowa Dec 22, 2012 @ 9:32am 
make soldiers attack similar to shank in the "shank" game,
Laslow (inigo) Skies Dec 20, 2012 @ 11:03pm 
i think this will be great
Rasmaosi Dec 20, 2012 @ 4:08pm 
This looks great and soldier needs new meele, good job!
Rasmaosi Dec 20, 2012 @ 4:08pm 
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potato Dec 19, 2012 @ 4:04pm 
awesome
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KA-BAR USMC
The 2nd Hank!!! Dec 16, 2012 @ 1:12am 
LOVE IT!!!!
(maby because its named after me but hay, it looks cool)
Punzybobo Dec 15, 2012 @ 12:53pm 
Gotta love those KA-BAR knives.
Slavic Gopnik Dec 14, 2012 @ 6:27pm 
Mister Yadaization #VΛ Dec 14, 2012 @ 5:24pm 
Shank'd!
Shadowcon66 Dec 14, 2012 @ 5:13pm 
Is a crazy maniac
"Should be institutionalized!"- Spy
Is seen with a knife
David Jane Leatherhoff is the Solly's nickname with this weapon! :D
CHaOS Dec 13, 2012 @ 8:49pm 
- Slightly shorter range
+ On hit: Releases a very small pseudo explosion that only damages the enemy closest to the victim, if they're in radius, dealing standard melee damage.
- 10% damage from melee sources
Sebs Dec 13, 2012 @ 11:14am 
The Captins Killer
15% extra damage
10% faster weapon switch
20- less health
Pudgy Pyrrha Nikos Dec 12, 2012 @ 5:06pm 
and the knife here looks good well done
Pudgy Pyrrha Nikos Dec 12, 2012 @ 5:05pm 
if you want a skin like this and not a new wepeon look up the jokers jag
Micman Dec 12, 2012 @ 12:58pm 
-50% Melee Range
+70% Damage
Omnic Scum Dec 11, 2012 @ 2:29pm 
-Deals no damage to spies
+Instant-Kills everything else
-If you hit a spy-crab, your team blow up
Omnic Scum Dec 11, 2012 @ 2:27pm 
Should be for the spy not the soilder.
SAVE THE SPYCRAB
freSh 🔥 Dec 11, 2012 @ 7:36am 
I dont like it, it's too generik and boring looking. Try making it bigger and give it some more colour !
Berzerker Dec 10, 2012 @ 8:08pm 
Stats should be:
+50% Attack Speed
-25% Damage
Pishman Dec 10, 2012 @ 7:25pm 
+50% Attack speed
If you miss an attack, you accidently throw the knife. The projectile does regular damage. Doesn't regenerate once thrown, unless you get ammo or respawn.
Sniff32 Dec 10, 2012 @ 6:26pm 
Can I Have a Download link Please?
herbs. Dec 10, 2012 @ 4:46pm 
maybe if it was a bit longer and thicker so it would look a bit more badass. still a cool idea
duck Dec 10, 2012 @ 4:42pm 
10% Less damage
Bleed for 5 seconds
Jingles Dec 10, 2012 @ 4:23pm 
u cant download it
Mudkipp44 Dec 10, 2012 @ 3:09pm 
can i download it if i can how?
catindabox Dec 10, 2012 @ 2:19pm 
Maybe it could do something cool like a stealth attack from behind, I could picture a soldie rocket jumping behind enemy lines doing commando pros xD
catindabox Dec 10, 2012 @ 2:18pm 
Looks awesome.