The Basted Boxers
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Eisen Sentry Jun 15, 2013 @ 11:13pm 
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ℐℎℯ Kubis!.exe Jan 14, 2013 @ 6:29am 
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반&반 Dec 18, 2012 @ 11:16pm 
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Timur_rus Dec 14, 2012 @ 8:50am 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MulchBucket Dec 13, 2012 @ 7:50am 
I would Buy this... now
ZombiePlasticClock Dec 13, 2012 @ 2:33am 
By any chance, will there be a mod release on Gamebanana or whatever? I love this.
ZombiePlasticClock Dec 13, 2012 @ 2:32am 
Two holidays in one! Well played, sir.
Shady Blow Dec 12, 2012 @ 5:56pm 
poor torkeys R.I.P
deres( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dec 11, 2012 @ 2:22pm 
very cool idea!
Finn Dec 11, 2012 @ 7:23am 
lol so funny XD
Lord Honpolyo Dec 9, 2012 @ 3:12pm 
idea: secondary ability take a bite gain half the health a sandvich would give other 3 seconds deals half damage of fists, useing secondary ability doesnt stop you or slow you.
i understand that valve makes up the effects but it would be cool
[AKA] PRIME Dec 7, 2012 @ 2:32pm 
Now you are making me hungry
Pigman Dec 6, 2012 @ 11:29am 
BEST THING EVER!
TomQuoVadis Dec 4, 2012 @ 6:26pm 
WANT
[LapFox] Cupcake Goat Dec 4, 2012 @ 1:05am 
@Sammie1053:
When I first saw that I couldn't get to sleep for like three days.
The Huss of Lips Dec 3, 2012 @ 2:45am 
Great idea but you should lose it until you die after taunt. Otherwise its overpowered.
Santa458 Dec 1, 2012 @ 12:12pm 
Regain all health on taunt? That is really overpowered and everyone will just keep spamming it.
RisinG ☀ Nov 30, 2012 @ 6:33am 
I want it 0. 0
Dragu # Chudy Wariat Nov 29, 2012 @ 10:32am 
TO AWESOME!
Thanathos Nov 29, 2012 @ 12:40am 
Taunt animation should be putting it up to your mouth and taking a bite then falling asleep for 2 seconds
Canadian Dragon Nov 28, 2012 @ 4:51pm 
On taunt: regain all health.
NOMNOMNOM
Splash Damage Sam Nov 27, 2012 @ 5:41pm 
PERSONALLY, I say if a turkey is going to become an in-game item it should be a Mr. Bean-style hat.
Also why did the Heavy wrap his holiday turkey in Christams lights? If anyone I'd say the Engineer would be the type to enjoy the taste of electrical wiring and broken glass.
Na'Vi D[A]ndi Nov 27, 2012 @ 4:09pm 
Please add to game. Nice job!
Kahrel Nov 27, 2012 @ 12:02am 
Oh dear God yes
Devman Nov 26, 2012 @ 6:05pm 
What?Its's just pain?!
A Fat Dog Nov 26, 2012 @ 3:20pm 
TO AWESOME!
[TF2BT] Capio del Mann Nov 26, 2012 @ 4:13am 
"My fist they are delicious!"
a puppy Nov 25, 2012 @ 10:34pm 
make a style without the christmas lights i don't put lights on my turkey :(
DingoWalley Nov 25, 2012 @ 12:09pm 
I totally want this for the heavy. It's awesome!
GizmoGuy Nov 24, 2012 @ 10:08pm 
What Mr.puff n stuf said but with:
Reduced attack speed (turkey makes u tired)
Wishbone! +10% crits chance
And maybe something to kepp u fom having sandvich or other foods too?
SWAG KING Nov 24, 2012 @ 6:51pm 
this is cool, he can eat and beat the crap out of people
Tenacious Taco Nov 24, 2012 @ 6:13pm 
this is so ridiculous (in a good way) xD
[SDPT] Friar Dolan Nov 24, 2012 @ 3:18pm 
-10% damage
Alt fire eat the gloves like a sandwhich but further halves damage
batsmarow Nov 24, 2012 @ 9:09am 
This is making me laugh so hard! If Valve changes anything from the name or the description I will be so mad!
Sargent_Jode  [author] Nov 24, 2012 @ 4:02am 
ATastyPickleJR good Idea, will add that :) Ta
PiterMan Nov 24, 2012 @ 3:43am 
Hah! Valve, please ADD!
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The Kanye West of Rengar Players Nov 24, 2012 @ 1:52am 
Dont like the lights, needs a style without them
ATastyPickleJR Nov 23, 2012 @ 2:20pm 
Alt-fire:Take a bite of your gloves for +2 regenration for 10 seconds.
Papadopoulus Nov 23, 2012 @ 1:55am 
AHAHh LOL, what the suck?
Twilight Sparkle ☆ Nov 22, 2012 @ 6:12pm 
I will only thumbs up this if they keep the description the same.
Torment♪ Nov 22, 2012 @ 4:04pm 
Heavy doesn't have beef with you, but he definately has turkey!
Rdovydas007 Nov 22, 2012 @ 11:40am 
This looks a bit stupid, but the models are nice :)
MudkipBane Nov 22, 2012 @ 10:24am 
HEAVY HAS NEW FOOD
Nefnoj Nov 21, 2012 @ 5:43pm 
We all know what the taunt should be.
literally the worst Nov 21, 2012 @ 3:21pm 
+30% lunchbox on hit
-10% damage
synerfac Nov 21, 2012 @ 2:38pm 
omg now i want this :D
theMilkDrinker Nov 21, 2012 @ 1:12pm 
the soviet russia joke should be the items description
theMilkDrinker Nov 21, 2012 @ 1:09pm 
love
red lantern Nov 21, 2012 @ 10:31am 
maybe 20% stfu and let valve make the abilites
BrutalOst Nov 21, 2012 @ 12:56am 
Maybe 20% faster lunchbox (sandvich, buffalo steak etc.) recharge and 20% damage penalty? Also, it would be funny if the item had a unique set of strange rankings (for example mildly hot, tasty, awful, frozen, fresh, etc.) like the Holiday Punch.