The Provisioner
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Lagodog5 Nov 20 @ 3:37pm 
Mabey the dispencer could be lit up like a reg dispencer?
UAV Nov 9 @ 6:26am 
i wot this m8
[XPG] Monicleman56 Oct 3 @ 9:12am 
I agree with trivicus
Infranaut Sep 7 @ 9:44am 
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The Awesome Prussia Sep 3 @ 5:21am 
needs to be in the game
scary747132 Aug 29 @ 9:53am 
Erectin' a Dispentry!
friendly santa hoovy Aug 15 @ 1:33pm 
valve add this and give me one
George Hopkins Jul 19 @ 12:32pm 
Oh my god this is beautiful.
RUSH Jul 10 @ 12:06pm 
Dispenser's dream
Trivicus Jun 21 @ 10:09pm 
I like your suggested stats, but I think as an additional optional disadvantage, it could have -50% max ammo so they have to rely on the regen more, too.
Shaky May 24 @ 5:59am 
A pootis dream.
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Brodc Feb 20 @ 2:10pm 
Stats: Heals heavy every few seconds "Like medic does"
320 Ammo
Heals teammates with RMB
-Can't Spinup
-5% Slower Movement speed
-5% less resistant to soldier rockets.
Conway Twitty Feb 16 @ 11:34pm 
this should be in the game and i agree with Esteban Failsmore's description for this gun
Esteban Failsmore Feb 16 @ 1:03am 
Infinite ammo
Supplies ammo (not metal) to teammates standing very close to you (like level 1 dispenser)
60% faster sandvich regeneration
cannot be healed by medics and dispensers.
-5% moving speed
40% slower spin up time
25% slower sandvich consumption rate
no random crits
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MrHazardous Jan 16 @ 3:35pm 
"+Slowly regenerates ammo when not firing." and only when equipped? Love this just for pootis.
Misternewvegas Jan 7 @ 4:37pm 
Its sad how the community is just making cosmetic items instead of weapons
Misternewvegas Jan 7 @ 4:36pm 
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I thing it should also give ammo to teammates if you shoot them and maby repair building but probs a bit op :P
LOLOLOLOLOL Jan 7 @ 10:06am 
POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS

SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER

HERE HERE HERE
Detective Blue Monkey Dec 30, 2013 @ 7:42pm 
I AMAGEN THIS WOULD HEAL U AND RESORE AMMO
flacko Nov 12, 2013 @ 8:10am 
+crits enemies targeted by sentries
-80% max primmary ammo on wearer
-no random crits
pottis Oct 23, 2013 @ 8:15pm 
+ 3 ammo per second on wearer
+ 1 health per second on wearer
- no healing or ammo replenishment from friendly dispensers
joepenguin657 Oct 23, 2013 @ 6:50am 
i'd say it pretty cool, just have a different sound when firing and on winding-up/rotating the berral
[D★T] Tron_Paul for president Oct 20, 2013 @ 6:18am 
possible stats:
+heals teammates at half the speed of a level 3 dispenser.
-50% less health.
one211 Oct 10, 2013 @ 2:05pm 
would be asome if it maade the sentery and despinser sounds
Derk Genius Sep 7, 2013 @ 8:40pm 
"Only babies use dispencer for healing baby scratches! Real men use dispecer for shootings!"
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boring grandpa Jul 3, 2013 @ 8:36am 
dispenser here O_O waht hmmm ok disgun
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Clean0nion Jun 5, 2013 @ 8:47am 
Please look at this, it's perfect for your weapon.
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fah-6k8 May 24, 2013 @ 9:33am 
+Slowly regenerates ammo when not firing
+when activated heals you and others around you (costs ammo)
-25% of damage
-10% firing rate
-5% of primary weapon capacity
Sammael May 22, 2013 @ 10:20am 
take my money
trutututu May 18, 2013 @ 8:01am 
dispenser is minigun ? Great idea !
Siren / Ellen Kurokawa May 16, 2013 @ 5:59am 
add now vlave
ScrewySmiles122 ツ May 11, 2013 @ 6:47pm 
I Imagine the Idea of this weapon is that heavy can stay in battle longer without having to find Ammo packs for ammo, and not having to constantly rely on his medic, pushing him to the front lines more often when medics are not around, or when setting up a sentry to defend a point will take too long. However, Even though This weapon will heal and give the heavy more ammo, Being an immobile "Human Sentry" it can also make him more of an easy target. This is my pure opinion, if it is added valve will make their own stats, i merely state what i think is balanced, and what i think it would look like it may do.
ScrewySmiles122 ツ May 11, 2013 @ 6:47pm 
So- Guess its time to make up fun and balanced stats!
+ On hit add 2% Rage
+ Regenerates Ammo at the rate of a level 1 dispenser (Because of the Dispenser)
- 50% slower move speed while deployed (Because Sentries cannot Move)
- 10% Slower Firing Speed (Fires at the rate of a level 2 Sentry)
- No Random Critical Hits (Sentries Cannot Crit)
Special Attack; Player heals 60% of the damage done to an enemy(s)
(Mouse 3, Activate Rage at Full charge and lasts 10 Seconds)
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wymario Apr 17, 2013 @ 8:00pm 
If this isn't already part of a collection, you should make it part of a collection of weapons based off of the engineer building! Your next challenge: a Soldier rocket launcher that shoots like the missile launcher of a level 3 sentry!
Buffalo Wings Apr 17, 2013 @ 3:41pm 
It looks like a sentry gun and a dispenser that were crushed and then attached to a minigun.
Vriscout Spenceket Apr 4, 2013 @ 8:17pm 
Third stat should instead be +4 health regenerated per second, but no picking up health kits either. Might as well go full-on dispenser.
{ES-RG} Medicine Apr 4, 2013 @ 9:34am 
they should make it so you can't ask for dsipenser when active (like the escape plan)
the wizard of oz Apr 4, 2013 @ 1:44am 
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coolpotato44 Mar 16, 2013 @ 5:51pm 
this is fuc*ing best gun ever
Midiki Mar 15, 2013 @ 7:50am 
yah what a shame the community ao valve would so much better if once a month they added something cause ran out of ideas for good weps
Vomitrocious  [author] Mar 15, 2013 @ 7:46am 
According to the chances of Valve ever picking anything from workshop into the game, it most likely won't regenerate anything at all.