Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Provisioner
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888 Comments
Jessica ze Frosty Medic Sep 8 @ 5:46am 
Ah my bad mate, someone posted this on the backpack.tf forums yesterday about the "heavy update" I didn't really bother checking lol.
Vomitrocious  [author] Sep 8 @ 5:39am 
It's been four years it was never added lmao. :v
Jessica ze Frosty Medic Sep 7 @ 2:48pm 
This should not be added, the healing from ALT fire on the mini gun would affect medic big time and would take longer to build my charge. We're looking to improve heavy here, not nerf medic.
Stolen Naggy Daddies Aug 3 @ 9:46am 
The stats on Karma Charger's demonstration vid would be perfect for this weapon
Jeeper ツ Jul 15 @ 10:23am 
instead of Provisioner it could be Provisionary idk
●‿● Jun 1 @ 6:45pm 
Engineer made this for heavy so he can never be haunted by "Pootis spencer here" again.
[DFS] whollyspokes Apr 11 @ 5:04am 
I swear to fucking god valve needs to add this and not their shitty skins.
Quetzalrofl Apr 10 @ 5:50pm 
So dumb, but I love it so much
I think it would be cool if instead of having the regular spin up sound it uses a modified version of the dispencer healing sound instead.
CodaxTheVulture Apr 6 @ 7:53am 
Idea:Weapon slowly regeneratse teammates health,(not yours) - 15 dmg +aditional firerate, -50 ammo capitality..
Awesome
xKibAx Feb 15 @ 9:33am 
g.
NEGIEK Nov 4, 2015 @ 4:31pm 
valve add this and give me one please
Lord Chin-Chin Aug 8, 2015 @ 12:17pm 
I love this weapon.
shiro Jul 20, 2015 @ 7:49pm 
I could use this to change my diaper.
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WithASpirit Jun 10, 2015 @ 11:57am 
Can you make an original sound for it? It sounds like The Brass Beast.
The Meat Man (Alfons) Mar 21, 2015 @ 10:51am 
POOTIS SPENCER. or
Lagodog5 Nov 20, 2014 @ 3:37pm 
Mabey the dispencer could be lit up like a reg dispencer?
SirChris Nov 9, 2014 @ 6:26am 
i wot this m8
Terpli Oct 3, 2014 @ 9:12am 
I agree with trivicus
Geotenox Sep 7, 2014 @ 9:44am 
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leafy Sep 3, 2014 @ 5:21am 
needs to be in the game
Monkey Poop Aug 29, 2014 @ 9:53am 
Erectin' a Dispentry!
Hooded_Husky Aug 15, 2014 @ 1:33pm 
valve add this and give me one
George Hopkins Jul 19, 2014 @ 12:32pm 
Oh my god this is beautiful.
RUSH Jul 10, 2014 @ 12:06pm 
Dispenser's dream
Trivicus Jun 21, 2014 @ 10:09pm 
I like your suggested stats, but I think as an additional optional disadvantage, it could have -50% max ammo so they have to rely on the regen more, too.
Shaky May 24, 2014 @ 5:59am 
A pootis dream.
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Brodc Feb 20, 2014 @ 2:10pm 
Stats: Heals heavy every few seconds "Like medic does"
320 Ammo
Heals teammates with RMB
-Can't Spinup
-5% Slower Movement speed
-5% less resistant to soldier rockets.
Conway Twitty Feb 16, 2014 @ 11:34pm 
this should be in the game and i agree with Esteban Failsmore's description for this gun
[LE] King of the Kill Feb 16, 2014 @ 1:03am 
Infinite ammo
Supplies ammo (not metal) to teammates standing very close to you (like level 1 dispenser)
60% faster sandvich regeneration
cannot be healed by medics and dispensers.
-5% moving speed
40% slower spin up time
25% slower sandvich consumption rate
no random crits
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Tyler Jan 16, 2014 @ 3:35pm 
"+Slowly regenerates ammo when not firing." and only when equipped? Love this just for pootis.
Misternewvegas Jan 7, 2014 @ 4:37pm 
Its sad how the community is just making cosmetic items instead of weapons
Misternewvegas Jan 7, 2014 @ 4:36pm 
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Bestwick Jan 7, 2014 @ 12:50pm 
I thing it should also give ammo to teammates if you shoot them and maby repair building but probs a bit op :P
LOLOLOLOLOL Jan 7, 2014 @ 10:06am 
POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS

SPENCER SPENCER SPENCER

HERE HERE HERE
Big Poppa Dec 30, 2013 @ 7:42pm 
I AMAGEN THIS WOULD HEAL U AND RESORE AMMO
flvcko Nov 12, 2013 @ 8:10am 
+crits enemies targeted by sentries
-80% max primmary ammo on wearer
-no random crits
pottis Oct 23, 2013 @ 8:15pm 
+ 3 ammo per second on wearer
+ 1 health per second on wearer
- no healing or ammo replenishment from friendly dispensers
Hokkyoku Tori Oct 23, 2013 @ 6:50am 
i'd say it pretty cool, just have a different sound when firing and on winding-up/rotating the berral
DOPEL0RD Tron_Paul Oct 20, 2013 @ 6:18am 
possible stats:
+heals teammates at half the speed of a level 3 dispenser.
-50% less health.
one211 Oct 10, 2013 @ 2:05pm 
would be asome if it maade the sentery and despinser sounds
Derk Genius Sep 7, 2013 @ 8:40pm 
"Only babies use dispencer for healing baby scratches! Real men use dispecer for shootings!"
Kenny Aug 9, 2013 @ 5:22am 
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Ragetti's Wooden Eye Jul 3, 2013 @ 8:36am 
dispenser here O_O waht hmmm ok disgun
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