Performance Enhancers
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Steel Demon Jun 5 @ 6:48pm 
If they really are 'Performance Enhancers', they should give more damage but also have some sort of...side effect. Maybe low health or DoT after use?
one Jun 4 @ 3:30am 
THESE R STERODS VELV NO AD STERODS
WAT R STATS
[i$ekC]Ace#showtime May 31 @ 5:14pm 
PILLS HERE
La Papa Grande May 29 @ 8:06pm 
PEELZ HERE!
PlasmaCharge May 28 @ 3:40pm 
mmm it should be a heavy item.
bloodshot May 26 @ 5:02pm 
lol thumbs up
The_PineAppler May 26 @ 9:42am 
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Dr.Whooves May 25 @ 4:09am 
make it a weapon for both soldier and scout
Just a Patriot Passing By May 25 @ 12:04am 
I have two things to say about this.
PILLS HERE!
soho May 24 @ 10:16pm 
lol this is pretty funny i dig it.
F0py☢c0p May 24 @ 8:24pm 
ONE TIME ME AND MY BUDDY KEITH...
-[F.o.t.N]- Cuervo May 24 @ 5:28pm 
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JadedApprentice May 23 @ 7:36pm 
lol merasmus
Tweek Tweak May 20 @ 10:37pm 
description needs adam buckley reference
TImbles May 20 @ 7:35pm 
Scout only, replaces secondary
On eat, forces to melee weapon.
Makes you invincible to any damage.
After 6 seconds, you instantly die.
Knockback is reduced while roid-raging.
Eating is slower.
Thunder Volts ϟBGϟ May 20 @ 11:16am 
Another good name for these might be "Merc's Meds", or "Mercenary's Meds."
geometricnut May 19 @ 9:27pm 
i need dis
GAH need crit-a-cola reskin until this gets in game if it does
[GGaT][{Chef}][GR-M] Exorian May 14 @ 12:59pm 
anyone thinking of the bonk drink animation? have the bottle be empty when he 'takes' them, and like a shell cartridge like heavys of the empty pill bottle come out.

@Steel Demon, I like your stats, but I think it would increase movement speed x2 (steroids) and increase defense x3 (painkiller) but it would lower overall health, and maybe damage, (drugs) so you'll be easier to kill when you don't take em, so as to raise the want need to take them, make's sense, being addicted XD
Steel Demon May 13 @ 2:45pm 
If they wanted steroids, they could give something like damage buffs and defense buffs, but cut movement speed.
[PPM]6987drew May 12 @ 3:43pm 
PILLZZZ HEEEEEEREEE
Wircea May 12 @ 11:17am 
The concept is interesting, maybe they could somehow work like the pills from L4D series.
Wait, that means it would be dalokohs bar for the scout.

Well, let's just hope Valve will pick some nice stats.
Pills for the win.
polaski4life May 10 @ 8:02pm 
It can be just a reskin of Crit-a-Cola.
RADICAL_DASH BRONY May 10 @ 6:26pm 
PILLLLLSSS HEREEE!!!!!!!!!
Shower Me With The Pootis! May 10 @ 2:27am 
Maybe you can get a faster moving speed for a time xD
vox70 May 9 @ 1:43am 
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Senator Steven Armstrong May 8 @ 2:10pm 
PILLZ HERE!
Herobrine (LIKE A BOSS) May 7 @ 8:49am 
thats okay
Rocky Balboa May 5 @ 2:04pm 
PILLS
Shalom May 5 @ 12:13pm 
PILLS HERE
Tiagoneter May 5 @ 6:44am 
if you add this you need to add Louis
fernandothealien May 4 @ 12:20pm 
faster than equatilizer soldier stronger than 1 demobomb for 10 seconds but longer cutscene to eat it time [its hard to swallow pills without water
Polis Ranger May 3 @ 12:47pm 
pills here!
Василиск Apr 30 @ 6:42am 
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Hoovy Apr 29 @ 6:33pm 
I know I saw the stat thing, but a simple stat would just be doubling speed for a short time
Rorocop Apr 29 @ 12:40am 
this HAS to happen!
Rocket Raccoon Apr 21 @ 9:57pm 
lol scout has drugs
I.C. Wiener(AWAY) Dec 28, 2013 @ 8:36pm 
"Performance enhancers" pffft more like steroides
ianmason96 Oct 6, 2013 @ 9:06pm 
"Soldier, have you been taking my... uhh... performance enhancers again?" - The Scout

Alternatively,

"Soldier, have you been taking my medication again?" (Merasmus)
(Soldier points to Scout)
Dr. Lazlo Oct 3, 2013 @ 1:19pm 
How are they WORSE for your heart if they end up making you stronger if you die?
Dr. Lazlo Oct 2, 2013 @ 12:10am 
PILLS HERE.
(M3) spd12 Sep 28, 2013 @ 6:55pm 
The label is absolutely hilarious. I'm not sure if we'll see this in game, but the laughter from the image alone made this worth the visit. Thank you.
GablesMcgee Jul 7, 2013 @ 5:26pm 
PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ
Big Sipper May 24, 2013 @ 12:16am 
VALVE WOULD NOT ADD STEROIDS
Blacknight7890 May 22, 2013 @ 5:38pm 
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Holiday Hobo May 17, 2013 @ 10:50pm 
I think the description should be: Too tired of taking a refreshing cold sip of our Most popular soft drink Bonk? Then try choking down these Mann Co. Brand pills for the EXACT SAME EFFECT! only it is WAY worse for your heart.
Vault 202 May 10, 2013 @ 4:38pm 
Scout on Bonk! plus PILLS equals HIGH
mr. engino Mar 19, 2013 @ 2:22pm 
louis: PILLS HERE!!!!!! GRABBIN PILLS!
naive melody Mar 16, 2013 @ 11:58pm 
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mexican  [author] Feb 14, 2013 @ 2:46pm 
wat