Team Fortress 2

Performance Enhancers
191 Comments
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Atomic_Beverage Jul 7 @ 7:43pm 
thats an amazing doctors note
Jeff The Killer May 3 @ 10:07am 
are those suicide pills.
Keidran Wolf Jan 16 @ 7:09pm 
also known as steroids
Quote Aug 28, 2014 @ 11:04am 
+10 Melee damage when used

-Screen becomes extremely blurry whn used.
Steel Demon Jun 5, 2014 @ 6:48pm 
If they really are 'Performance Enhancers', they should give more damage but also have some sort of...side effect. Maybe low health or DoT after use?
oh look i changed my username Jun 4, 2014 @ 3:30am 
THESE R STERODS VELV NO AD STERODS
WAT R STATS
Frenzy244_ May 31, 2014 @ 5:14pm 
PILLS HERE
La Papa Grande May 29, 2014 @ 8:06pm 
PEELZ HERE!
PlasmaCharge May 28, 2014 @ 3:40pm 
mmm it should be a heavy item.
xX_bloodshot_Xx May 26, 2014 @ 5:02pm 
lol thumbs up
Lord.Insanity.Core [R.I.P Deku] May 25, 2014 @ 4:09am 
make it a weapon for both soldier and scout
John Minefield May 25, 2014 @ 12:04am 
I have two things to say about this.
PILLS HERE!
unlevette May 24, 2014 @ 10:16pm 
lol this is pretty funny i dig it.
Fopyocop May 24, 2014 @ 8:24pm 
ONE TIME ME AND MY BUDDY KEITH...
Olympian Raven May 24, 2014 @ 5:28pm 
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JadedApprentince May 23, 2014 @ 7:36pm 
lol merasmus
Expand Dededong May 20, 2014 @ 10:37pm 
description needs adam buckley reference
Chapeau de Magicien May 20, 2014 @ 7:35pm 
Scout only, replaces secondary
On eat, forces to melee weapon.
Makes you invincible to any damage.
After 6 seconds, you instantly die.
Knockback is reduced while roid-raging.
Eating is slower.
Thunder Volts May 20, 2014 @ 11:16am 
Another good name for these might be "Merc's Meds", or "Mercenary's Meds."
geometricnut May 19, 2014 @ 9:27pm 
i need dis
[{Chef}] Exorian May 16, 2014 @ 7:14am 
GAH need crit-a-cola reskin until this gets in game if it does
[{Chef}] Exorian May 14, 2014 @ 12:59pm 
anyone thinking of the bonk drink animation? have the bottle be empty when he 'takes' them, and like a shell cartridge like heavys of the empty pill bottle come out.

@Steel Demon, I like your stats, but I think it would increase movement speed x2 (steroids) and increase defense x3 (painkiller) but it would lower overall health, and maybe damage, (drugs) so you'll be easier to kill when you don't take em, so as to raise the want need to take them, make's sense, being addicted XD
Steel Demon May 13, 2014 @ 2:45pm 
If they wanted steroids, they could give something like damage buffs and defense buffs, but cut movement speed.
Atomic_Bomb2794 May 12, 2014 @ 3:43pm 
PILLZZZ HEEEEEEREEE
Wircea May 12, 2014 @ 11:17am 
The concept is interesting, maybe they could somehow work like the pills from L4D series.
Wait, that means it would be dalokohs bar for the scout.

Well, let's just hope Valve will pick some nice stats.
Pills for the win.
Carl Johnson May 10, 2014 @ 8:02pm 
It can be just a reskin of Crit-a-Cola.
RADICAL_DASH BRONY May 10, 2014 @ 6:26pm 
PILLLLLSSS HEREEE!!!!!!!!!
Ge$undheit May 10, 2014 @ 2:27am 
Maybe you can get a faster moving speed for a time xD
vox70 May 9, 2014 @ 1:43am 
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Lilac-Chan the Dragon May 8, 2014 @ 2:10pm 
PILLZ HERE!
Herobrine (LIKE A BOSS) May 7, 2014 @ 8:49am 
thats okay
Dean Kunts May 5, 2014 @ 2:04pm 
PILLS
Shalom May 5, 2014 @ 12:13pm 
PILLS HERE
Detective Tiagovski (NL) May 5, 2014 @ 6:44am 
if you add this you need to add Louis
fernandothealien May 4, 2014 @ 12:20pm 
faster than equatilizer soldier stronger than 1 demobomb for 10 seconds but longer cutscene to eat it time [its hard to swallow pills without water
Polis Ranger-FNAF May 3, 2014 @ 12:47pm 
pills here!
Василиск Apr 30, 2014 @ 6:42am 
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TheDerpOfGames Apr 29, 2014 @ 6:33pm 
I know I saw the stat thing, but a simple stat would just be doubling speed for a short time
shit vapor Apr 29, 2014 @ 12:40am 
this HAS to happen!
Wafflez Apr 21, 2014 @ 9:57pm 
lol scout has drugs
SirToasty Dec 28, 2013 @ 8:36pm 
"Performance enhancers" pffft more like steroides
ianmason96 Oct 6, 2013 @ 9:06pm 
"Soldier, have you been taking my... uhh... performance enhancers again?" - The Scout

Alternatively,

"Soldier, have you been taking my medication again?" (Merasmus)
(Soldier points to Scout)
not feeling so good Oct 3, 2013 @ 1:19pm 
How are they WORSE for your heart if they end up making you stronger if you die?
not feeling so good Oct 2, 2013 @ 12:10am 
PILLS HERE.
(M3) spd12 Sep 28, 2013 @ 6:55pm 
The label is absolutely hilarious. I'm not sure if we'll see this in game, but the laughter from the image alone made this worth the visit. Thank you.
GablesMcgee Jul 7, 2013 @ 5:26pm 
PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ PILLZ
Big Sipper May 24, 2013 @ 12:16am 
VALVE WOULD NOT ADD STEROIDS
Blacknight7890 May 22, 2013 @ 5:38pm 
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Mightyena May 17, 2013 @ 10:50pm 
I think the description should be: Too tired of taking a refreshing cold sip of our Most popular soft drink Bonk? Then try choking down these Mann Co. Brand pills for the EXACT SAME EFFECT! only it is WAY worse for your heart.
Vault 202 May 10, 2013 @ 4:38pm 
Scout on Bonk! plus PILLS equals HIGH