Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Combustible Lemon Launcher V1.2
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1,949 Comments
Ninetails Jul 20 @ 6:33pm 
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
daredevil8013 May 17 @ 11:34am 
Looks Aperture Science-esque
NOFA May 12 @ 2:56pm 
Mod plz
[insert profile name here] May 3 @ 4:28am 
the ultimate support pyro
THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO LEMONS
BAWNNET SFM May 3 @ 3:55am 
Portal :/
Jack (innovation security) Apr 11 @ 1:45am 
i really want it!!!
Virgil Apr 8 @ 6:46pm 
im gona burn your house
!!with the lemons!!
Jack (innovation security) Mar 23 @ 12:52pm 
IT NEEDS TO BE ADDED
Jack (innovation security) Mar 22 @ 9:46am 
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The Weredragon Mar 1 @ 12:28pm 
It should be the pie launcher. (Or at least cupcake launcher, hhh)
That Guy Calibre Feb 3 @ 8:48pm 
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Jeremiah Johnson Jan 12 @ 2:33pm 
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Tempest Legionnaire Dec 22, 2016 @ 2:07am 
When Valve doesn't give you a combustible lemon launcher for Smissmas, just don't sit and hope it happens another day, make Valve add the combustible lemon launcher more! Get mad! I WANT THIS DAMN FRUIT LAUNCHER! WHY HAVEN'T YOU GIVEN US ONE OF THESE?! Demand to see Valve's manager; make Valve rue the day it thought it could NOT give the people a flaming fruit launcher! DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE?! WE'RE THE PEOPLE WHO'RE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! ...With the lemons! (Seriously though Valve, come on, please add it!)
Mr. Chef Dec 11, 2016 @ 1:12am 
Ohhhhhhhh, on the first day of smissmas, hopefully Gaben will give to us, a lemon launcher similar to a blunderbus!!!!!
Gearboxhero Nov 28, 2016 @ 7:30pm 
This should be a scatter gun skin for the scout.
Zenzi Nov 27, 2016 @ 1:10am 
Alternative name : Aperture Science Handheld Propelled Combustible Citrus Launcher, ASHPCCL.
The_Scriblerian Nov 16, 2016 @ 7:03pm 
This item's been pending approval for 4 damn years.
Valve. The people have spoken. Make it happen.
bootstrap925 Nov 12, 2016 @ 5:58pm 
Damn redmond and blutarch mann are real plagarisers of apature
Huck_the_Hero Nov 8, 2016 @ 7:29pm 
Did Cave have a say is this?
Fluffle Poof Oct 26, 2016 @ 6:18pm 
So megaman or portal?
Arnokill57 Oct 14, 2016 @ 8:16pm 
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
Shady | CSGO beginner Aug 21, 2016 @ 6:34am 
they should make this a promotional item for portal or just add it to the game
M4_X Jul 24, 2016 @ 4:53am 
Hey, can you give me this?
XAVIERTHEEPIC Jun 25, 2016 @ 2:18am 
portal gun?

Jimmie Fettuccine Jun 9, 2016 @ 6:38pm 
Do it Volvo. Add it. It's amazing.
NOFA Jun 9, 2016 @ 12:43pm 
ValvO plz!
Dr. Kail Jun 9, 2016 @ 4:59am 
Now you see i am a fan
Dr. Kail Jun 9, 2016 @ 4:58am 
“I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Testsubject276 May 14, 2016 @ 1:17pm 
Does anyone know if a moddable version of this still exists? I've been searching for years
The Pyromaniac Apr 29, 2016 @ 1:58pm 
I want this in Game VALVE ADD THIS PLZ!!!
tornado stunts yt Feb 8, 2016 @ 3:55pm 
EPIC WHAT IS IT
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b00ster Jan 28, 2016 @ 12:07am 
WHAT TO DO WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS:
✔YELL - I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!
✔DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER.
✔BURN DOWN THEIR HOUSE.*

*with the lemons.
$hurik Jan 27, 2016 @ 2:12pm 
epic
ℒℴɕɦأ Dec 16, 2015 @ 12:33pm 
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ℒℴɕɦأ Dec 16, 2015 @ 12:31pm 
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ℒℴɕɦأ Dec 16, 2015 @ 12:30pm 
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NEGIEK Nov 9, 2015 @ 7:37pm 
For more classes maybe?
Hodd Toward Nov 9, 2015 @ 2:00pm 
SOMEONE FINNALY MADE IT! What if there was a lemon rocket launcher?
Generic Depression Oct 16, 2015 @ 10:23pm 
THIS NEEDS TO BE IN THE GAME
also portal 3 confirmed
The Jaxster Oct 16, 2015 @ 8:30am 
I don't want your #@$% Lemons! Do you knwo who I am? I'm the guy who's going to burn your house down, with the lemons!
FaZe_MemE | E D G E Oct 10, 2015 @ 7:45am 
pls add and gimme one im poor
Jer Sep 11, 2015 @ 4:26pm 
what? a reskin? i think right clicking would fire a portal or something
Sir McClutch Aug 30, 2015 @ 1:09pm 
This is genius.I mean they already own portal so they can add this in an instant
MiniAwesome1 Jul 23, 2015 @ 7:43am 
I think this should just be a reskin, like the AP-SAP.
6x4 Wooden Shed Jul 21, 2015 @ 7:12am 
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Iceland is Norway Jul 11, 2015 @ 9:48am 
We now know that Pyro is a male, cause only Cave Jonhson would be stupid enough to use lemons in warfare.
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