Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Fitness Routine
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Project P.C.P.A.H. Test: 3 Jul 18 @ 3:34pm 
On hit- Gain an increased 5% faster firing speed and movement speed
+25% damage bonus
-15% slower firing speed
-20% healing from mediguns and dispencers while weapon is active
👻 PoweredBySpooky 👻 Dec 24, 2014 @ 11:04am 
Im sorry i thought that it was a Shake Weight for a sec XD
Knusperfrosch Sep 27, 2013 @ 1:27am 
I don't know... does this really fit with Medic?
Brooding Brisket Baron Jun 24, 2013 @ 12:28pm 
If it was a shake weight, it'd be even more hilarious. Based on his facial expression
randy.lentz Jun 7, 2013 @ 9:29am 
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NoSuchThing May 31, 2013 @ 10:01am 
loading content...content loaded...alalizing...strong resembalnce to the shake wheight
Cringe King May 29, 2013 @ 9:27pm 
this weapon should be made for the heavy
Desert Fox May 29, 2013 @ 9:35am 
For the medic or Medic bird on the go
Wolvenworks May 28, 2013 @ 5:18am 
@chosen one lol i have to agree on that. but the concept of dumbbell.....meh. not so much yes
No Longer Drakus May 27, 2013 @ 5:51am 
Alternate title : Mistake Weight
The Chosen One May 26, 2013 @ 7:51pm 
That sleazy face on the main icon made me lol.
Assmaster3000 "Master Your Ass" May 26, 2013 @ 7:10pm 
Any stats yet?
Delgatto Jan 9, 2013 @ 10:42am 
@Hunvor I think it is a great idea! :D
L0lzm3d1c Oct 30, 2012 @ 6:43pm 
Additional style: 69 practice
-Medic shakes it like a shake weight
cheeki breeki Oct 27, 2012 @ 1:33pm 
Surgeon's shakeweight.
Dr. Garen Laulbrei Oct 25, 2012 @ 3:43pm 
Agree with Pyrineer...totally looked like a shake-weight.
Snake Plissken Oct 25, 2012 @ 2:24pm 
Not gonna lie, I thought this was a shake weight before I read the title.
Zebra's Little Helper Oct 25, 2012 @ 6:48am 
spencecool Oct 23, 2012 @ 6:43am 
why did I laugh hard at the description when I read it
Hunvor Oct 22, 2012 @ 3:07pm 
30% slower swing speed
+45% damage

If Ubercharged, Speed will go up 40%. But, as soon uber turns off, it goes down 50%, then back to normal.
Sgt.Morales Oct 22, 2012 @ 9:59am 
Pajilleitor plus
skisor Oct 22, 2012 @ 2:25am 
Do you even lift?
Doc Sprocket Oct 21, 2012 @ 9:08pm 
My god...
The Scumbag Stallion Oct 21, 2012 @ 2:43pm 
Guys. It is surpose to look like a shake weight, not a dumbell. XD
bropro Oct 21, 2012 @ 10:50am 
Sodapone Oct 20, 2012 @ 8:51pm 
Beating people to death with a dumbbell? Yes please!
SuperFa♏icorn Oct 20, 2012 @ 1:24pm 
This is


Dr. Fez Oct 20, 2012 @ 10:35am 
lwcrulz POP LOH!!! Oct 20, 2012 @ 5:35am 
hmu if ur lf a minesweeper coach Oct 19, 2012 @ 8:45pm 
Shakeweight, make it happen.
Commander Crocket Oct 19, 2012 @ 12:48pm 
Danke... dummkopfs!
All joking aside, this could actually be a great melee weapon. The stats oof the weapon could be:

-10% swing speed (as the medic isn't exactly the strongest class ingame)
+10% damage (to compensate for the above stat)

The medic could use it to bludgeon his enemies, and the crit animation could be him flexing his bicep, bringing the dumbell down onto their heads. Also, Soraku's idea of a 'flex' taunt intruiges me. In my opinion, there should be different varieties of the taunt, showing the medic performing different exercises, with a different exercise performed each taunt (these don't have to involve the dumbell). For each exercse taunt, there could be a special effect attributed to it, like for the 'flex' taunt that Soraku suggested, it could give a temporary damage buff, while a different taunt, lets say, jogging on the spot, would give a temporary speed boost.
Friedrich Amsel Oct 19, 2012 @ 11:12am 
Soraku, I love you and this.
Kazuhira Miller Oct 17, 2012 @ 9:04pm 
i thought that was a shake weight
Butt-Head Oct 16, 2012 @ 5:30pm 
this kinda makes maedic look like he loves not kil so sorry but im going thumbs down
Playing MGO3 Oct 16, 2012 @ 12:11pm 
Maybe instead of a violin taunt, and exercise taunt? Lke showing him flexing and using the Dumbell? Maybe saying things like "Zat looks gud..." or "Fitness is an essential medical practice!"
C.A.T Munday's Oct 16, 2012 @ 9:23am 
+ On Hit: Knockback on target.
- -20% Slower firing speed.
Kickass119 Oct 15, 2012 @ 12:30pm 
A jiggleboned shakeweight would be golden
HereComesHell69 Oct 15, 2012 @ 4:23am 
no i dont want my medic holding thhat sex improving machine not in my back yard
Shaq Old Oct 15, 2012 @ 3:11am 
Captainmar Oct 15, 2012 @ 12:46am 
i agree a shakewieght would be better
TOOT TOOT UWU Oct 14, 2012 @ 10:01pm 
Make it a shakewieght and im sold.
[FAUCeT] Psychopath Oct 14, 2012 @ 9:55pm 
Hit dummkopfs with dummbells.

Better than the beautiful description you have now :v
DatGmann Oct 14, 2012 @ 9:45pm