The Clodhoppers
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Motion City Foxtrack Sep 3, 2013 @ 10:18pm 
Fuckin add it valve, the mills of hats are cool and all but we want some damn items gosh darnit. and while youre at it add everything else elbagast has created, hell, hire him.
Revengineer Mar 23, 2013 @ 4:42pm 
I'd like to see these as a miscellaneous mod.
OmegaRobs Mar 20, 2013 @ 5:34pm 
its probably part of the bomb exploding kit
Charzinardinard Mar 7, 2013 @ 9:56pm 
These should be the Demoman's version of the Soldier's "Gunboats." Would be very helpfull with sticky jumping and would replace primary like Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Space Lizard Jan 6, 2013 @ 9:38pm 
@Freedom Fighter: "Item Slot: Weapon".
Oshawott 8.8 Dec 27, 2012 @ 10:27am 
If it block fall damage or somthing like the gunboats, then this is good.
Doctor Crane Dec 2, 2012 @ 2:27pm 
@Mobile Sentry Unit V3 @xylen the bloody butcheror

THIS ISNT A WEAPON ITS A MISC!!!!!!!
GeneralShotgun Nov 28, 2012 @ 6:24am 
wow looks cool and great
Uber D the Pimp Named Ronald Oct 9, 2012 @ 4:49pm 
+20 knockback resistance
3x falling damage on enemys and buildings
-10 turning speed
-=Chaos=- [U-W-M] Oct 9, 2012 @ 4:40pm 
um every body below me what if you run out of ammo the boots wont show in first person and if secondary where wuld the stick luncher for this set go same goes for primary
Connorses Oct 9, 2012 @ 3:10pm 
I agreee with the idea to make them work a bit like the Gunboats, where you can launch yourself more easily. Perhaps they're also like the Mantreads but you can damage buildings by landing on them from up high.
Coromrade ☭ Oct 9, 2012 @ 3:02pm 
It should replace primary weapon, and be similar to Gunboats :D
Maybe something like:
60% Less damage from Sticky Jumps
10% Slower move speed
Deals 3x falling damage to enemies (Like Mantreads)
100% Less knockback (From FaN and sentries and such)
I've been teleporting bread Oct 9, 2012 @ 2:54pm 
replaces melee slot.
+65% self explotion resistance
-20% move speed
+15 additional fall damage

all in all: would be good. when combined with the other 2 weps in this set we would see a very powerful demo
Mobile Sentry Unit V3 Oct 9, 2012 @ 2:36pm 
+10% Sticky Damage
- 10% Bullet Resistance
Rhiaanor Oct 9, 2012 @ 2:26pm 
If this is a weapon hopefully he can get valvve to put it as a melee weapon... cuz why do we need a melee weapon on a demoman?
Sor Darwin Oct 9, 2012 @ 1:01pm 
because seriously, fuck swords mate, he's a demoman
Almighty Onion Oct 9, 2012 @ 11:35am 
Footwear that the demo uses occupies the primary slot, people. You could use the sticky and the shoes. Herp.
{CB}レミリア·スカーレット Oct 9, 2012 @ 10:42am 
I Realy Think That This Is A Good Set
{CB}レミリア·スカーレット Oct 9, 2012 @ 10:38am 
If This Is A Secondary Then How Am I Supposed To Equip Both The Sticky And The Boots?
Garket Mardener Oct 9, 2012 @ 10:14am 
Will this be misc or secondary?
Cpt. Flint Oct 9, 2012 @ 7:51am 
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ɪɴs.Nix Oct 8, 2012 @ 8:16pm 
What the demo needs is a market gardner. Only scottish and drunk.
Demon Games Oct 8, 2012 @ 6:02pm 
*Facepalm* If this were to go into melee, here WOULD be the stats
-75% Sticky Damage done to self
+25% Resistance to Rockets and Crockets
Forces user to have Bottle as Melee Weapon.

The last stat makes it so you can still have a melee, but you can only use the Stock Bottle. This allows the usage of running out of ammo and having Gunboats. Not so cheap as it sounds, as users cannot equip any other melee weapon without giving up the Clodhoppers. ;)
Floccinaucinihilipilification Oct 8, 2012 @ 5:36pm 
A replacement for melee with a Gunboats-like effect, or just a misc?
Drumind11 Oct 8, 2012 @ 4:22pm 
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I accept this as a new meme. lol
Sir World Trucker ban Oct 8, 2012 @ 2:47pm 
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bodmans Oct 8, 2012 @ 12:53pm 
@ the last few ppl, only noobs empty all their clips before killing someone
Dr. Pacifist, the Taze Master Oct 8, 2012 @ 11:37am 
@Kaltho: That's why you kill people before you run out of ammo
They'll drop their weapons and you pick them up
Skylinewe Oct 8, 2012 @ 9:59am 
cool
we comin fo u nigga Oct 8, 2012 @ 9:59am 
@Kaltho, actually, I think it's a pretty good idea.
Kaltho Oct 8, 2012 @ 8:08am 
@A Stick Figure Assassin, it can't be in the melee slot. Melee HAS to be a weapon, or else you can't do anything when out of ammo.
A Psychotic Stick Figure Oct 7, 2012 @ 6:52pm 
This should be in the melee slot for the Demoman since melee is the only place to put it because the Groundbreaker is the secondary weapon in this set. Also, THIS should be the stats:
-70% StickyJump damage taken
+10% Rocket and crit resistance
No melee weapon
lord_sapphire Oct 7, 2012 @ 4:35pm 
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Alpherio Oct 7, 2012 @ 4:30pm 
@Dr.Fail Then again, look at the scorched shot
CaffinatedMEdic Oct 7, 2012 @ 2:47pm 
awesome no matter what you do with it!
Dr.Knight-Arrant Fail Oct 7, 2012 @ 1:33pm 
they might make the yellow team colloored with orange too like they do everything but still its a good idea
Weirdprism Oct 7, 2012 @ 11:04am 
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HeatBombastic Oct 7, 2012 @ 10:03am 
@Postal_606 I agree that it should be like the gunboats, but this pack has a Sticky Launcher so that wouldn't work. Elbagast hinted he wanted it to replace melee weps. As you probably already know, it wouldn't be a set if you can't use it all at once. Thumbs Up!
Wazzock Oct 7, 2012 @ 9:24am 
I don't know why some people want it to just be a misc, or why it should have silly stats.

These boots should just be the demomans version of the gunboats, less damage from your own explosions, but they take your grenade launcher away, reducing your ability to be in the thick of battle.
COREFury Oct 7, 2012 @ 8:17am 
just a misc item that's all it needs to be...
[207] Iron_Rogue Oct 7, 2012 @ 5:31am 
Amen Idiomic...
[NTIPF] SGT.RoboBear Oct 7, 2012 @ 2:25am 
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ShMo Oct 7, 2012 @ 2:22am 
GrimWarner doesn't know where the Mantreads go, Masked doesn't know how to come up with a balanced item, neither does That One Guy...
Really, people, not looking like a complete idiot should be more than enough of a reason to give your comments plenty of extra thoughts and some cautionary revisions before posting.
Sure, it may be arrogant of me to bash other people for their extraordinary lack of effort, but when the last 50 ideas about an unlockable start with game-breaking and pointless bonuses... it's hard not to think you're the only one who'd pass a literacy test.
[☠] Grim ☠ Oct 7, 2012 @ 12:07am 
would have to be loaded into a weapon slot to give benefits. So maybe loadable into the melee slot with this:

-15-50% damage from blasts
-50% from damage from fall
-20 movement speed
Emperor William Oct 6, 2012 @ 9:23pm 
We do need more shoes in this game :)
♑[TSGC] Razgriz Darkheart Oct 6, 2012 @ 8:01pm 
masked, miscs never have stats they are for show
this should be in the misc slot +5 movements speed -1 health per minute on wearer +5 sticky bombs out
Turboduffy Oct 6, 2012 @ 4:13pm 
demo-gunboats
Cartré the Almighty Oct 6, 2012 @ 3:45pm 
@Sir waffle man
what if the demo didnt have a melee? would he just have the civilian model (no animations at all and they just slide on the terrain) ?
Cartré the Almighty Oct 6, 2012 @ 3:44pm 
is this misc or grenade launcher replacement