The Ultimatum
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Tim From Norway :D Oct 20 @ 10:52pm 
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DrivenbyDiamond Oct 16 @ 8:08pm 
So, this is a paint marker gun?
poulin898 Sep 10 @ 1:35pm 
Just...
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zespy Aug 24 @ 7:00pm 
nice game need new demo weapons
Lasta [FIN] Aug 19 @ 2:26am 
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Mantviz Jul 30 @ 6:42am 
Why add epic weapons like this when you can add hats?
Boonka Erfem Jul 29 @ 11:07am 
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Kitty Cat Crab Jun 29 @ 6:50pm 
This sounds cool, and looks cool, just that I don't like the reload problem...
Mr. McDaniel Jun 10 @ 4:52am 
Oh, and an uber. Forgot that.
Mr. McDaniel Jun 10 @ 4:52am 
This would really balance and spice things up, the only way to push past a sentry is either a really good spy, getting in position to spam stickies (And probably get backstabbed while doing it) down the direction of the engineer. Now if we had this, a push would be a heck of a lot easier and sentrys wouldn't be indestructible (With an engie holding one down anyway) for every class but a Demo Soldier Heavy or Spy.
fitzpatrickgray May 10 @ 8:50am 
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Mr. Snuffles Apr 20 @ 12:22pm 
I think that your idea of your weapon is probably the best compared to all the other stupid ideas out there. Demo really needs some team-aiding weapons desparately, and I think your entire set is just the ticket. However, I think that this weapon needs some sort of damage functionality, like a 50% or 25% damage penalty, so can still do some damage. Otherwise, bravo. (I also think that the Groundbreaker needs a higher ammo count, since the Ultimatum would do little to no damage.)
Jackal Apr 7 @ 5:02pm 
Like the model, however I would think of stickies as more of a support weapon, and the launcher as a high damage weapon.
Fr00Ty Mar 22 @ 3:11am 
on impact turns into a barrage of small grenades that do 50% less damge but more spash damage
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TySCampbell Feb 26 @ 4:36pm 
Looks like a grenade jumper. Totally okay with that.
+ On impact, explodes into a gel that slows enemies movement and causes mini-crit damage to be dealt to human enemies and sentries.
-75% magazine size
-25% Damage as well

This would balance the extra mini crits and would be a good class support weapon
Is this a mod for the loch and load or the stock grenade launcher?
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The Guy Feb 10 @ 3:35pm 
+ On impact, explodes into a gel that slows enemies movement and firing speed, and causes mini-crit damage to be dealt to human enemies and sentries.
-75% magazine size
-15% reload speed
Tetsuchi Konawa Jan 24 @ 4:02pm 
I feel like this is one of those grenade launchers that should explode on the ground on impact
Pyrotaur Jan 22 @ 8:34am 
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Chibi:Redgrave Jan 12 @ 12:50am 
For the longest time, I looked at this on the Workshop and though to mself: "We really don't need more flare guns in the game..." and ignored, but now that I finally realized it was a Grenade Launcher all along, I'm all up for it.
Wes Jan 9 @ 1:16pm 
I thinking this:

+10% more damage on direct impact
+30% more blast radius
+Explodes glue thus slows enemys into 3/5 of their speed


-20% less damage on no direct hit
-90% less clip size (1 shot then reload)
-25% reload speed

info:Bounces twice if no target got hit then explodes in 2 seconds



Excessive Homestuck Dec 22, 2013 @ 9:20am 
After seeing the first comment, I couldn't help but think; Isn't this supposed to be more of a "Jarate" (Yellow paint, goes down faster) Launcher, but for Demo? If you read that first bit, he says it shoots thick yellow paint at a target, and "everybody knows that this buildin' is condemned, and it's goin' to get taken down fast." Which I guess means sentries
omegaskorpion [FI] Dec 21, 2013 @ 5:04pm 
cant help it... must... make... stats...

+ 30 damage
+ explode upon impact to anything
+ 35 faster travel speed
+ deal 10 more damage to buildings (its not 1 shot destoy still but wery effective)
+ ammo carried 24

* if enemy is at close rainge the grenades deal 30 less damage that normal rounds but push enemys furder and wont explode ( the grenade can be picked up agen if this happens)

- 1 shot
- 10 slower reload
- grenades have -20 lower arc ( they will go down [thanks to gravity and weight] faster)


Strong Nut Dec 20, 2013 @ 7:24am 
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Strong Nut Dec 20, 2013 @ 7:24am 
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Cyborg Skull Dec 13, 2013 @ 4:04pm 
Nice work.
staidman Nov 8, 2013 @ 11:15pm 
+
GrumpyWalrus™ Nov 2, 2013 @ 3:58am 
i like it
Weed Nov 1, 2013 @ 6:56pm 
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☺KillaHD☺ ! Ice Atomic ! Oct 28, 2013 @ 1:12pm 
NICE!!!! VALVE ADD THIS PLEASE ITS F***** NICE!!!!!!!

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SynciNG Oct 27, 2013 @ 3:06am 
I really like it
Computer guy Oct 19, 2013 @ 7:54pm 
Demoman needs more explosive weapons NOW!
♥M8♥|cureal_ Oct 16, 2013 @ 8:12pm 
I like it.... ADD IT VALVe -=(NOW!)=-
Haven_The_Horrendous Oct 13, 2013 @ 6:25pm 
Awesome
Peppers Oct 12, 2013 @ 6:03pm 
Level 43 Grenade Launcher
On Critical Instanly Saps a Building or Stuns an Enemies on Direct Hit
-80% Clip Size
-30% Accuracy
+30% Reload Speed
-100% Damage if projectile hits the ground or wall
+20% Damage Bonus on Direct Hit

Please tell me what you think
Dras (✿ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ Oct 12, 2013 @ 12:53pm 
I think you should be able to use paint cans on it to change the colour of the paint
ravensguy69 Oct 6, 2013 @ 8:04am 
add it
Sir Brony of Canterlot Oct 4, 2013 @ 7:40pm 
@krtan

Um, no. Yellow is the "neutral" color in TF2.
The Guy Sep 29, 2013 @ 7:48am 
+Stuns enemies on crit
+Marks enemies and buildings for death on a successful hit
+30% Projectile Speed
+15% Reload Speed
-15% Accuracy
-75% Ammo
-Does not deal damage
Doctor Girfriend Sep 28, 2013 @ 12:03pm 
Since it is a paint launcher I think it should operate in a similar manner to the loose cannon and that it's stats should be something like:

+Blinds targets hit directly or indirectly and forces their weapon to fire. While they are blinded their weapon will damage teammates. any team kills they achieve will become your kills.
+paint his highly flamable and will cause pyros afterburn to greatly increase in damage.
+if shot is exploded in the gun it will create a cloud of paint around you which will reduce damage taken while inside. it will be team colored and to enemies it will be opaque and to teammates and yourself it will be 50% transparent.
-50% reduced clip
-paint does no direct damage or pushback.
krtan3388 Sep 25, 2013 @ 5:23am 
needs different color but cool
ki11 me Aug 28, 2013 @ 10:09pm 
epic
Toothless the Dragon Aug 13, 2013 @ 5:57pm 
This is a bit too underpowered, but here goes

(+) Pros

+999999999999999999% damage
+999999999999999999 clip
+999999999999999999 ammo
On Kill: Gain 10 points and crits for 999999999999999999 seconds
On Kill: Gain a limited edition of HL3, complete with a complementary Gaben's Own Rocket Launcher ( Valve Edition, signed by United States President Vladimir Pootis)
-999999999999999999& damage vulnerability
+999999999999999999% cloak duration
Headshots instantly kill all enemies in a 10000000000000000000000 light year radius

(-) Cons

Deals no damage
Reznov Jul 20, 2013 @ 5:39pm 
none damege granade luncher.