How to like cats in Stalin vs. Martians.

There are cats in Stalin vs. Martians, and this guide will show you how to appreciate them in the game's own, unique way.

The basics.

This is the main menu, where all the fun begins.


The next part is tricky, you must utilize your mouse skills to click a target on the screen labelled Options. This is the options menu, where all the secrets of the game are stored.

Cats, and how to like them.

This is what the entire guide has been building up to. How to like cats.

Now that you are in the elusive options menu, it should look a bit like this.

Do not be distraught, it is far simpler than it looks. First, guide your cursor to the option that says "Do you like cats?" It will look like this:

Now this is the tricky part. Click it.
It will now look like this:

Congratulations! You now like cats.

[Orasmith]

My cat died a year ago, 2019 was a sick year for me, I achieved so much but for all that my kitty died, she was a mom for 4 kittens, 1 of them died in the first night due to it being too incapable.
One of the other 3 kittens died aswell, it was roadkill. Every now and then I visit the moms grave.
She got killed while being in a fight with 2 dogs. Kudos to her, she fought till she burgered.
All and all I dont know where my life is heading and I hope I will see a light in the tunnel some day soon, and hopefully that light will never fade away from my vision. In the meantime I will pursue my art career, have a decent life and a great after life everyone

[kino]

its too complicated wtf

[МАДИНА]

СТАЛИН!

[notNSANE]

Dogs are better 1/100000000000.

[|Boss| #YA]

This has saved my life.

[null]

Thanks! I never liked cats but now it's great :D
10/10