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THE BIZARRSENAL: VOLUME 1 - THE WHUMPING STICK
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10 feb, 2012 @ 8:46pm
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The Pantsophagus Isle presents a fine and exquisite mod for the Skyrim digital entertainment programme

THE BIZZARSENAL: VOLUME 1
---=Including the WHUMPING STICK and the CUDGEL OF CALCINE ACTUATION=---

TAKE HEED: the mod that follows is strictly for the unbalanced!

The crew of destiny. The candle of justice in the darkness. The butter of choice.
A tale of voles and swards, eternally retold.

This is the hour when the gates of Destiny open. Two weapons of madness have appeared in the province, artifacts of Ancient Dwee... or is Dwee the ancient artifact of madness? Only that daMdoG knows, and he feels cheese isn't for everybody.

The Cudgel of Calcinate Actuation is a volatile piece, heavy and awkward to wield, prone to exploding violently on contact with flesh and bone, or anything really. Handle with care!

The Whumping Stick, that most ridiculous of afternoon idle ideas, possesses the power to send whatever it is in contact with flying at three hundred miles an hour vertically. Ever suffered at the hands of Giants? Take your revenge!

The weapons are kept hidden in the Midden below the College of Winterhold, forgotten over the years by foolish researchers who failed to heed the warnings of those who came before. Enter from the Hall of Countenence entrance, and BE WARNED.



THE PANTSOPHAGUS ISLE is:

Medius Laire
Tempest the Clockwork Penguin
Bladed Edge
Aestivalis MK2
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whickus 29 mar, 2012 @ 6:39pm 
This is awesome.

P.S. Why didn't you guys make the other two weapons available to the player? Wink wink.
Kalas Drgn 16 mar, 2012 @ 9:25pm 
Guys, this mod is for hilarity. Not for power.
ShinigamiCarice 22 feb, 2012 @ 2:09pm 
I swear, every time I hit someone with the Wumping Stick I bust a gut laughing. I absolutely LOATHE the Forsworn, and I love to send them flying off a ridge. I've found I'm starting to line up the shot like I'm ready to hit a ball with a golf club. Hilarious! It's even more hilarious and ridiculous when they sometimes come back after you, sliding along the ground on their back or stomach while stuck in the 'down' position. There are few things more satisfying than seeing a Briarheart get launched all the way to Cyrodil.
mm.fore5t™ 18 feb, 2012 @ 12:57pm 
I got a
Error
Failed to get details for "THE BIZARRSENAL: VOLUME 1 - THE WHUMPING STICK"! Steam error 2
Slain2212 16 feb, 2012 @ 10:44pm 
this is hilarious.
shadowofomioc 16 feb, 2012 @ 10:13am 
I'm with the others. Overpowered stuff = boring
I want to see Skyrim getting harder, not easier.
Pestilence 16 feb, 2012 @ 10:12am 
very nice. i think making the Cudgel of Calcinate Actuation weigh 125 is dumb but a simple fix on my part lol.
Morthal 16 feb, 2012 @ 8:52am 
For those still wondering, TO DOWNLOAD: Subscribe to the mod. It will queue to download automatically when you run the Skyrim launcher.
Kuri 16 feb, 2012 @ 3:03am 
very nice but how i can download it?
Augustonian 15 feb, 2012 @ 11:14pm 
300 miles an hour? vertically? :D just what I need
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