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Blood Barrels for Vampires
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Sep 17, 2012 @ 1:06pm
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Description
**Requires Dawnguard DLC**

Did you ever wonder why as the almighty slayer of dragons, saviour of the world and all round badassiest badass of badasses who could be absolutely starving as a vampire and yet all these dripping barrels of blood that you see in Castle Volkihar were somehow too complex for you to work out how to use?

Well it annoyed the crappola out of me for sure, given that I think someone who is destined to take on the world eater can be foxed by a simple wine tap is totally unacceptable and a slight on the Dovahkiin! It's like Skyrim is making you out to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or something, and we surely cannot accept that being a badass and all....

KEY POINT:
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Each barrel now contains 20 blood potions for you to take at your leisure.
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So here we have a mod that makes the blood barrels so obviously filled with tasty tasty blood in Castle Volkihar that was previously unobtainable, bizarrely enough, filled with tasty tasty blood now so scarily and totally obtainable for you to take with you and swill on your adventures. No longer will your life be at the mercy of not figuring out how to turn on a barrel tap and everyone going aggro at you as you become more starving due to failing the barrel tap mensa test.

They will refill over time due to all the lovely cattle the castle stocks, so just load up when you need and head on out on your merry adventures knowing that finally, finally, you worked out how a turn screw on a tap worked.

Oh Yeah... Just remember, you're worth it.

Kisses,

TS


Frequently Asked Questions/Comments:

Q) I is new to Steam and dunno what is going on, but figure I want to do something with this mod whatever it might do. How do I whatever it is I may be asking for?
A) Big Green Subscribe button is your friend - clicking on it will make this mod auto install next time you start up the game. YAY Technology!

Q) I never knew how to work taps in real life, but your mod helped me no end. New vistas of possibility have now opened to me thanks to your mod.
A) Aww shucks, I aim to please and taps sure are hard to use. Just ask the Dovahkiin.

Q) Why 20 potions per barrel? I hate that, and think it should be 19 potions per barrel as that makes more sense and fits the lore of Skyrim and widely known blood barrel capacity. Make it 19 per barrel or I will sulk and stuff.
A) Sure, just let me set up a paypal donation account, and for the measly price of, I dunno 100 bucks you can have 19 per barrel, or whatever other number your little OCD heart desires. Otherwise no, deal with it.

Q) WTF why put such a sexy pic up for a mod that just allows you to use freaking barrels you monster!
A) I think the technical term is 'LOL'
113 Comments
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bladedesoul Jun 21 @ 6:30pm 
I added it, great mod, but one thing... The Barrels are all red, so I have to 'steal' the blood, which isn't a problem, but is it supposed to be like that? Since the screens show ownership as white and not red.
zachb2008 Jun 13 @ 2:41pm 
lol the other questline is for wreewolf lord even if its less cool, great mod
rammstein0991 May 29 @ 2:00am 
@vampire...you're kidding right?

Just follow the dawnguard questline
Vampire Lord May 19 @ 3:41am 
umm were do i find this castle...?
Orthadox May 12 @ 8:02pm 
Thank fu**ing heavens for you making this mod, dude. (Also, nice use of humor during description :o) I do however have a major question for ya... is.. there... AN ID!? >:D That way I won't have to return to castle wherever every time (Haven't played PC (or dlc) skyrim yet as I have crap internet on a phone as a router) and so I can get it outside of the castle? If so, please do tell :c
Blau-Blitz-Wolf May 10 @ 6:44pm 
Mortals will now be more happy that I am not going to eat them so often. XD
Shauwn Apr 10 @ 6:07am 
to its a very nice mod, i must admit. but you actually took away the whole feeding purpose, which i actually liked very much.. now if only there was a mod that turns a npc who you just fed on into a vampire to it would be more awesome!! (dont get me whrong tho this is a good mod)
|SE|Rake Apr 3 @ 2:20pm 
yaaaa no more feeding
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Feb 26 @ 4:28pm 
Love this mod. No more trouble with feeding. c:
Maleficent Jan 19 @ 3:10pm 
Is this mod available on the nexus?