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The Real Texas
Genre: Action, Adventure, RPG
Platforms: PC, Mac, Linux
Languages: English
Players: Single-player
Aug 30, 2012 @ 11:52am
Oct 29, 2013 @ 10:47am
Recent Announcements View All (5)
The Real Texas (and Paradise Perfect) on Humble Store
Just a few more hours to get The Real Texas CHEAP on Indie Royale
Release date: Available now
The Real Texas is an action adventure game that plays like a mashup of Zelda: Link to the Past and Ultima VI.

Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he falls into a blue portal and lands in The Strange Texas. - AVAILABLE NOW


"... a unique experience unlike anything you'd find on store shelves ... an extremely well-written adventure through an incredibly quirky universe." - Destructoid (8.5 / 10)

"Having played though the entire game and loved the entire experience, I have to say it would be criminal were this game not to be Greenlighted! It'll be an experience which will stay with you long after completing it." - therealspratt (Greenlight comments)

"... there are few modern games that are so uniquely engrossing." -

"Easy-going RPG that'll charm your pants off." - The Indie Gaming Magazine (82%)


  • Explore Strange, Texas: a Kafka-esque parody stuck halfway between modern-day America and olden-days, RPG England
  • Kill things with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons
  • Rummage through peoples' houses without fear of retribution while they go about their daily business
  • Help people out with their PROBLEMS (*rolls eyes*) often by shooting your gun many, many times-- just like real life!
  • Many special items and powerups, optional areas, and two types of chicken cutlets to collect
  • Wear a bullet-proof vest underneath a sequined evening-gown if you want
  • Supports all main game/life perlis including boss battles, enemies, traps, the estate tax
  • Underwear optional (default: ON)
Popular Discussions View All (1)
Mar 29 @ 1:13am
What's the status on steam release?
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udienowplz Apr 3 @ 3:44am 
Oh man I remember voting for this ages ago, and it's been Greenlit! Congrats!
Willie the Pimp Mar 31 @ 8:21pm 
Played this game when I got it from IndieGameStand! Definitely an underappreciated gem. I hope it gets more attention!
Radon[Rn] Feb 1 @ 11:25pm 
Если делать нечего, то норм.
Jeff Jan 26 @ 9:42am 
*smirk* great looking game
Bekonakin Jan 19 @ 6:13am 
the characters looks funny :D
Ben! Jan 14 @ 8:07am 
It was one of my favorite games of 2012. Can't wait to play through it again on Steam.
a fluffy teddy bear Jan 4 @ 3:22am 
this looks fun
lukester623 Dec 30, 2013 @ 9:43am 
Griever_GF Dec 25, 2013 @ 6:49pm 
really can't wait for steam version!