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The Real Texas
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Genre: Action, Adventure, RPG
Platforms: PC, Mac, Linux
Languages: English
Players: Single-player
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Aug 30, 2012 @ 11:52am
Mar 6, 2013 @ 9:49am

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Just a few more hours to get The Real Texas CHEAP on Indie Royale
April 17th, 2013 - psysal

Just a quick friendly reminder, The Real Texas can be had for almost no money whatsoever in the IndieRoyale.com spring bundle:

Indie Royale Spring Bundle

Current minimum is about $5 which also nets you the genuinely beautiful and amazing exploration platformer Knytt Underground, lush R-type-alike SATAZIUS, tower defence-slash-arena battler Monday Night Combat and the experimental autogenerated Metroid-prime-ish (sorta) Gentrieve 2.

In case Texas finds its way on Steam, you will (Valve permitting) get a Steam key for it then.

ALSO: If the bundle reaches 6000 copies sold I will add another type of boat to my boat game (to be released most likely in May; more info at ParadisePerfectBoatRescue.com

Grab it while there are still pancakes left, cowboy!

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The Real Texas PYWY (almost) on IndieRoyale.com
April 12th, 2013 - psysal

Hey Everyone! This is just to let you know that The Real Texas is PWYW (with about a $5 minimum; it fluctuates a bit) on the latest Indie Royale spring bundle. Get it while it's HOT CHEAP AND SPRINGTIME FLOWERY AWESOME along with 4 other excellent games including nifflas' Knytt Underground:

Indie Royale Spring Bundle

This bundle is up until about April 17, 2013. But seriously why wait when you can just get it now?

Also! I'm streaming games from this bundle nightly (except for Saturday night) for the next few nights:

twitch.tv/PsySal

Q: Will I get a Steam Key?

A: If the game is greenlit I will do my best to get Steam Keys from Valve; they seem to have been cool about this in the past but I can't promise something outside my control. But it seems a safe bet that if you buy direct or through the IR bundle, then you will get a Steam key if the game ever finds it's way to Steam.

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Description
Release date: Available now
The Real Texas is an action adventure game that plays like a mashup of Zelda: Link to the Past and Ultima VI.

Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he falls into a blue portal and lands in The Strange Texas.

www.therealtexasgame.com - AVAILABLE NOW

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"... a unique experience unlike anything you'd find on store shelves ... an extremely well-written adventure through an incredibly quirky universe." - Destructoid (8.5 / 10)

"Having played though the entire game and loved the entire experience, I have to say it would be criminal were this game not to be Greenlighted! It'll be an experience which will stay with you long after completing it." - therealspratt (Greenlight comments)

"... there are few modern games that are so uniquely engrossing." - TigSource.com

"Easy-going RPG that'll charm your pants off." - The Indie Gaming Magazine (82%)

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Features:
  • Explore Strange, Texas: a Kafka-esque parody stuck halfway between modern-day America and olden-days, RPG England
  • Kill things with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons
  • Rummage through peoples' houses without fear of retribution while they go about their daily business
  • Help people out with their PROBLEMS (*rolls eyes*) often by shooting your gun many, many times-- just like real life!
  • Many special items and powerups, optional areas, and two types of chicken cutlets to collect
  • Wear a bullet-proof vest underneath a sequined evening-gown if you want
  • Supports all main game/life perlis including boss battles, enemies, traps, the estate tax
  • Underwear optional (default: ON)
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psysal  [author] May 29, 2013 @ 12:52am 
Johnny Arcade that's a great question!
JohnnyArcade May 24, 2013 @ 2:17pm 
"Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he falls into a blue portal and lands in The Strange Texas. "
Why the game is called "The Real Texas" if you are in another dimension and away from USA?
Muddi May 23, 2013 @ 2:45am 
The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the vote of Gamers.
Dr. Rockso May 16, 2013 @ 11:44am 
Howdy, now this is a game that deserves to be greenlit.
Bart May 1, 2013 @ 3:39am 
Real Texas needs to secede from real U.S.A.
psysal  [author] Apr 23, 2013 @ 11:47am 
Ah-ha! Thanks guys. :)
Steak Apr 23, 2013 @ 2:49am 
If this doesnt get greenlit, we're gonna secede from steam
Kingslayer Apr 21, 2013 @ 10:34pm 
I can't believe this isn't already on here. It reminds me of Gregory Horror Show mixed with Link to the Past.
комисса́р Putin the Star Apr 20, 2013 @ 9:23am 
if you dont upvote this game your a big dork and loser and i hold you personally responsible for slenderman games
Pogopuschel Apr 20, 2013 @ 8:29am 
Just finished the game. It is really awesome! :-) So much to figure out and to do. Would love to see it on steam.
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