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The Real Texas
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Genre: Action, Adventure, RPG
Platforms: PC, Mac, Linux
Languages: English
Players: Single-player
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Aug 30, 2012 @ 11:52am
Oct 29, 2013 @ 10:47am
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The Real Texas part of the Humble Weekly Sale
What the Heck is Mesquite Anyways? It's wood.

Hey Everybody!

Great news for anybody who is (patiently) waiting for The Real Texas to hit Steam, you can pick it up now PWYW as part of this week's Humble Weekly Sale:

>>> Humble Weekly Sale Starting April 17 <<<[humblebundle.com]

THERE ARE OTHER COOL GAMES IN THIS BUNDLE! My personal faves are Cryptic Sea EP and KRUNCH, but I hear good stuff about the other ones too :)




Yeah Yeah But Will I Get a Steam Key

Of course! I'm not like, Ciril Sneer (though I do want to deforest the entire earth, but that's a story for another day.)
  • If you buy the bundle, the game will redeem on Steam when it's finally available here.
  • If you bought direct or through another bundle, you'll get a Steam key then, too.
  • If you bought it through FastSpring and want it in your Humble Library, just email me support@kittylambda.com with your original order #

The only way I can see this going horribly, horribly wrong would be if Valve changed their police and was all like, "no you can't just give codes anymore." But the chances of this happening are basically nil, they've never even slightly said they ever even thought about doing that. So yeah! So long as it's in my control, of course you'll get a dang Steam thinguie.




Now, about that Steam Release... :)

So just as a quick update, there's NO ETA for Steam release but it'll happen. I'm heavily into my next project right now which is the main reason this has taken so long, but also I've been working bit by bit on a significant addition to the game for when it hits Steam. So it will still be awhile longer (all the more reason to just grab it now, if you want it!) but when it finally hits Steam there will be something extra and cool for you

Not spoiling it, but it'll be reason enough to go back to the game even if you finished it already.

Thanks for your patience everybody! I'm really just one guy, when Texas got greenlit it was a bit of a surprise but I want to make the Steam release something exciting for you, and not do a halfway job :)

Have a great weekend!

The Real Texas (and Paradise Perfect) on Humble Store
Description
Release date: Available now
The Real Texas is an action adventure game that plays like a mashup of Zelda: Link to the Past and Ultima VI.

Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he falls into a blue portal and lands in The Strange Texas.

www.therealtexasgame.com - AVAILABLE NOW

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"... a unique experience unlike anything you'd find on store shelves ... an extremely well-written adventure through an incredibly quirky universe." - Destructoid (8.5 / 10)

"Having played though the entire game and loved the entire experience, I have to say it would be criminal were this game not to be Greenlighted! It'll be an experience which will stay with you long after completing it." - therealspratt (Greenlight comments)

"... there are few modern games that are so uniquely engrossing." - TigSource.com

"Easy-going RPG that'll charm your pants off." - The Indie Gaming Magazine (82%)

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Features:
  • Explore Strange, Texas: a Kafka-esque parody stuck halfway between modern-day America and olden-days, RPG England
  • Kill things with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons
  • Rummage through peoples' houses without fear of retribution while they go about their daily business
  • Help people out with their PROBLEMS (*rolls eyes*) often by shooting your gun many, many times-- just like real life!
  • Many special items and powerups, optional areas, and two types of chicken cutlets to collect
  • Wear a bullet-proof vest underneath a sequined evening-gown if you want
  • Supports all main game/life perlis including boss battles, enemies, traps, the estate tax
  • Underwear optional (default: ON)
Popular Discussions View All (1)
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Aug 28 @ 10:10pm
What's the status on steam release?
Leaffar
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Ozium Aug 28 @ 10:14pm 
abandoned?
Brian_Farnet Aug 26 @ 2:05am 
IS ANYBODY THERE?
Brian_Farnet Jul 18 @ 3:04am 
How's progress coming along on the Steam release?
Mikey Jul 12 @ 4:02pm 
Zelda was a BIG HIT, your game might catch that crowd of gamers by the balls and take-off.
psysal  [author] Jul 12 @ 3:46pm 
Mikey no worries and apology accepted :) The game is more of a Zelda-like than a block builder (just so you know) but just has that kind of aesthetic. Thanks for the well-wishes!
Mikey Jul 12 @ 6:19am 
Hey, I just wanted to apologise for my comment on your game. Block builders ain't my really
cup 'o tea, but I don't speak for everyone. Your game has been Greenlit, so you you've got some people on the band wagon. Honestly, I hope you succeed with it. GOOD LUCK!!!
psysal  [author] Jul 11 @ 11:47pm 
Mikey hahahaha :) Have a nice weekend man, this brightened my day!
Mikey Jul 10 @ 12:27pm 
WOW!!! I can't think of any Texas in his right mind that's going to play this. I know I'm not.
Also, I wish game developers would stop the whole square and block thing. Block games looked like crap 30 years ago and they still look like crap today. Just more colorful, yep you really can polish a turd.
psysal  [author] Jul 1 @ 1:47am 
dpuza, I'm not sure as it's ultimately up to GOG. I don't think they have a policy for Steam keys in place, but I could be mistaken. Sorry!
Bite me . Jul 1 @ 12:06am 
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