Garry's Mod

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How to be edgy
By 𝔾𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕠𝕟
These steps will turn you into a complete edgelord such as myself,

Step 1:) Browse /qa/ on ♥♥♥♥♥ at least once.

Step 2:) Listen to Nu metal bands such as Korn, or System of a Down on a regular basis, and spend nearly 20 minutes explaning the premise of their lyrics to a friend, (if you even have a friend, if you do, you won't after following these steps)

Step 3:) Prefer cartoon porn/ Hentai over regular porn

Step 4:) Constantly throw around morbid puns or jokes, the good majority involving dead babies, or Paul Walker.

Step 5:) Repeating petty and un-creative threats under your breath while frustrated (It is very important that you reach into your backpack afterwards if you have one on you)

Step 6:) Make your own memes

Step 7:) Collect knives on CS:GO

Step 8:) Play CS:GO

Step 9:) even ♥♥♥♥ing thinking about CS:GO works, (it dosen't nessecarily make you edgy, but it's ♥♥♥♥ing garbage anyway)

Step 10:) Prefer heavier covers of songs over the original versions, (Sound of Silence - Disturbed | Sound of Silence - Simon and Garfunkel)

Step 11:) Watch Family Guy and unironically enjoy every unfunny cutaway gags.

Step 12:) Throw around any racial slur in at least 5 different conversations in a single day over the course of your entire ♥♥♥♥ing life.

Step 13:) Consider Anime to be "Better than Western animations".

Step 14:) Make a ♥♥♥♥ing stupid unfunny meme guide and get thousands of visitors and rates.

The End.
 
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