The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Nov 11, 2016 @ 8:07pm
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Several Very Large Cows

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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has a very nasty habit of leaving the world void of any high quality cows. Or, for that matter, any cows at all. I've noticed that many times. In fact, once, I tried to make a mod about cows, but I couldn't test it to see if it worked because I couldn't find a single cow. And I'm sure that plenty of fellow admirers of the game have realized this flaw, as well. Alas, I have good news for you all! You need not look around endlessly for a single, low quality cow; for now, you need simply go to Dragonsreach in Whiterun. I've successfully added several cows that are unnaturally large, even larger than they normally are, to the main part of the castle. You will be happy to know that now you don't need to do anything special to summon one - all you need to do is to go to Dragonsreach, and that's it. And then, finally, you can admire your beautiful calf. Sadly, however, you're unable to kill the cows. I consider it useless to have cows in Skyrim to admire if all one is going to do is rid the world of them anyway. Enjoy.




Check out my YouTube channel! I'd like to say my videos are pretty funny if you'd like to laugh (and I also do Skyrim videos sometimes): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW2w3_9OO9SxZudOzi3dVLw
5 Comments
Mcguffin Dec 8, 2016 @ 3:01am 
This mod is the best mod to ever mod
RustedCutlass717 Nov 16, 2016 @ 9:26pm 
What even? I LOVE IT!
Chocolate Milk  [author] Nov 15, 2016 @ 5:18pm 
Thank you, Dickemdown. I sincerely appreciate the way you've made me appreciate your appreciation to my appreciative work. I appreciate it.
Poggie Nov 15, 2016 @ 4:28am 
can i just congratulate you on single handedly improving my skyrim experience but roughly 200%. when i found 'the bows are fucking broken mod' i looked through your list of workshop items and subbed to every single one. keep doing what youre doing and bringing bullshittery and madness to skyrim
Nautilus Nov 13, 2016 @ 9:30am 
ok?